“Oh no. Oh no.”
“Not just fish knives, anyway, or you wouldn’t…I give up.”
He had opened the box with a flourish. The moment Rachel had seen the pistols she had known that she had to have them.
“Why! Those are my husband’s initials!”
“You don’t say. They’re duelling pistols, but it’s not my field. An unpleasant custom, really.”
“Are they for sale? How much do you want for them?”
“Well now. As I say, it’s not my field. In fact I’d put them aside to show to someone, but…My guess is that they’re rather good. What would you say to four hundred pounds?”
“Oh dear. I’ll have to think.”
“Would three hundred and seventy-five assist in your cogitation?”
“That’s very kind. Oh, I don’t know…”
“Shall I put them aside for you, then?”
“Oh, yes, please! Look, I’ll be in Nottingham next week, and…Oh, I’ll give you my telephone number, just in case somebody else comes in.”
“There’s no need. The gods send signals to us, you know. They don’t bother to tell us what they mean, but it’s unwise to ignore them. These are meant for you, my dear.”
He was teasing, of course, and Rachel laughed as she thanked him and left. But already on the bus home, with her face still tingling with the after-effects of the anaesthetic, she had known that she would have bought the pistols if he had asked her double what he’d suggested. It wasn’t simply that she knew Jocelyn would enjoy them. He had various shotguns and sporting rifles, which on winter evenings he would sometimes fetch out and clean, not because they needed it, but for the pleasure of handling them, of deriving—though he would never have thought of it in such a way—aesthetic delight from the caress of their functional craftsmanship. But for Rachel there was more to it than that. Mr. O’Fierley had been right—the gift was meant. Suppose Jocelyn had been the woman and she the man, and suppose the woman had been forced to spend several years away, enduring hideous privations and sufferings and had then come home to him with her health and strength gone forever, but by her own willpower (and with a little help from the man) had made herself sound and whole, as Jocelyn had, then the time would now be ripe for him to give her some special token in celebration, a ring, a bracelet, a necklace, to be a seal of their love and a sign that all was well with them. Almost unconsciously she had been hoping to find or think of some such object—a new fishing rod, perhaps—but no amount of deliberate searching would have produced anything as exactly right as the pistols.
Jocelyn had undone the wrappings and looked at the box with puzzled interest. He had opened it and stared. She had never before seen him speechless with pleasure—could not have imagined that such a thing was possible. Even now, as she lay waiting for Flora’s return, her arid tear ducts attempted to water at the memory. All day, in any vacant few moments, he had the box out and was playing with one of the pistols, loading and unloading it, aiming, feeling the balance in his hand. He carried the box up to bed as if he intended to sleep with it under his pillows, like a child, but he merely put it on his bedside table.
Next week, going up to London for one of his committees, he left early. That evening at supper he said. “Do you mind telling me what you paid for those guns?”
“I don’t think I’d better. It was rather a lot.”
“Four figures?”
“Goodness me, no!”
“Then you’ve done well. You remember Gerald Mackie, used to be a beak at Eton? I got to know him because in my day he helped coach the Eleven. He left after the war and got himself a job at Christie’s—He’d always been interested in china and stuff, and they were glad to have him.”
“Didn’t you introduce me to him on Fourth of June? He had a Hitler moustache.”
“That’s right. He’s still got it. Had it before anyone took any notice of Adolf, he used to say, and he was going to hang on to it. Anyway, he couldn’t help me himself about the pistols, but he put me onto a chap in Ebury Street who deals in that sort of thing. I looked in this morning, before the committee. Wonderful shop. I could have spent a week there poking around. The fellow who runs it, Grisholm’s his name, is a rum little gnome with a club foot, but he obviously knows his stuff, and he got really excited about your pistols. They were made by a fellow called Ladurie—he was a Swiss, but he worked in Paris and Grisholm said he’d only once had another pair through his hands, nothing like as good as yours—it was just the guns, without the box or the trimmings—and they’d been knocked around a bit, and they were Ladurie’s ordinary stock-in-trade, whereas yours are obviously custom built for somebody pretty swell…Like to guess what Grisholm says he sold his for?”
“I don’t know. A hundred pounds?”
“Three fifty.”
“Oh my goodness.”
“The thing about Ladurie, Grisholm says, is that he was the first person to make a truly modern pistol. Most of the elements were around already, but he put them together, rifling, cap, powder cartridge, breech loading, firing pin—the only thing still to come was getting the slug and cap and powder all together into a single round. There were a couple of other fellows trying to do much the same thing, Frenchmen too, in the early eighteen hundreds, with the Napoleonic Wars in full swing, and they were all trying to interest the French army in taking their guns up. Ladurie’s were the best, but he didn’t get anywhere with them. His problem was that his craftsmanship was just too damn good. You can see that, can’t you—see it the moment you open the box. You’d need a workshop full of Laduries if you were ever going to turn out more than a handful of guns as good as what he made himself. So that’s why there aren’t that many around, and Grisholm’s never heard of anything this quality. Ladurie would have tested them in the workshop, but Grisholm says it looks as if they’ve never been fired since. Black powder’s desperately corrosive, of course, so you can usually tell unless they’ve been cleaned at once by someone who knows exactly what he’s doing.”
“Does that mean you can’t use them? I hope not. I thought we might be able to get some fresh ammunition made, somehow. Those won’t still fire, will they, after—what is it?—a hundred and fifty years?”
“Getting on that. I don’t know. When we were in Bangalore—’38, wasn’t it?—the Quartermaster came up with some ammo which had been around since before the first war, and we tried it out. There were just two duds in a hundred rounds. That was thirty years old, of course, but a craftsman like Ladurie…at a guess I’d say about one in five of the caps might fire, and the cartridges look sound and dry. But if the set’s a museum piece, which Grisholm says it is, they’re all part of it. No, I’ll ask Purdey’s. There’s bound to be someone there who can tell me how to get fresh ammo made, and how to clean the guns right, and all that, and then we’ll have some fun together…What’s the matter, Ray? Don’t you…?”
“No, I’d love to try, darling. It isn’t that. To tell you the truth I’m worried about Mr. O’Fierley. I feel as if I’ve swindled him out of several hundred pounds.”
“Oh, I don’t think so. You take the rough with the smooth in his line of business. He’ll have made what he regards as a decent profit already.”
“Yes, I know, but…I mean, they’re so perfectly right, I don’t want anything spoiling it. Did I tell you, Mr. O’Fierley said they were meant for us?”
“That’s poppycock. Look, next time you’re in Nottingham, why don’t you look in and tell him about it, and see what he says? It was a fair sale, so if he tries to be greedy you can just offer him a couple of hundred more and leave it at that, but if he’s decent about it then you can work it out between you.”