“What do you mean, Master?”
“An insidious invention of bureaucrats and military personnel called the Top Secret gambit,” he replied. “It means that only I, not even you, know why we are here, and I’m not supposed to tell.”
“Do you think they will swallow that?”
He smiled grimly. “They might. After all, who but a lunatic, a sacrifice, or somebody really important would be up here in a place like this and going the place we’re going?”
“But they will alert the palace!”
“Perhaps. Depends on just how scared of Sugasto the bastard has made his own people, even up here.”
At least they didn’t have a hostile reception to deal with. In fact, they didn’t have any reception when they finally reached the place, perhaps an hour before sundown. The six buildings, all constructed of logs obviously brought overland or by air from somewhere else, looked incredibly weathered. Although none of the buildings were huge, all had two fireplaces and one had three. Nobody was on the lone street, and there wasn’t much in the way of horses or other steeds, either, although there was the loud barking of dogs down at the end.
“Where are the people, Master?” Mia asked, looking around.
He pointed to the chimney tops. “There’s smoke in all of them, so I assume they’ve got good sense and spend most of the time indoors.”
“But which one do we pick?”
He looked at them. None of them even had signs on them. He guessed that the feeling was that you were only up here if you were assigned here, and if you lived here you knew.
“Three chimneys,” he replied. “It’s got to be some kind of office or mess or some kind of social center, being the largest.”
He went up to the door, took a deep breath, grabbed the knob, opened the door, and went inside.
The first impression was of warmth. The place felt downright comfortable, but it only made certain parts of his body feel as if they were on fire from the contrast.
The place was something like a basic, small social club; it had a bar, a couple of tables, and one fireplace was being used to cook things on spits. Two slaves were in there, both males, one tending the cooking fire and the other wiping down the bar, both with rings in their noses, both as naked and hairless as Mia. They both turned and looked up at them. At a table, one of three, two of the toughest-looking women he’d seen since that truck stop in Wyoming ten years back looked at him in sheer amazement. Both were wearing fur-trimmed black uniforms and matching leather boots.
“Where the hell did you come from, Bub?” one asked in the kind of voice that matched her butch appearance exactly.
He hadn’t expected women officers.
“I was dropped off by courier nazga quite a ways from here, back toward the mountains, this morning,” he replied, trying to match their tough tone. “I’ve been freezing and getting bit since.”
“Nobody told us that anybody was coming,” she noted suspiciously.
“Nobody said to me that there was anybody here other than that there was some army personnel,” he responded. “And I see that there are.”
“We don’t exactly get many people up here, you know.” She got up, looking very irritated. “I think you ought to see security.”
“Fine with me,” he replied. “Can I leave my stuff here? The slave can help out yours. Just let me get some papers out.”
“Sure, go ahead.” She turned to the two slaves behind the counter. “You two better hadn’t burn my dinner! I’ll be back as soon as I can.”
“It will be done, Mistress,” one responded in a rather gentle tenor.
“It better be, or you’ll sleep outside with the dogs tonight!”
Joe had just thawed enough to start feeling his bites when she led him outside again and down to the last small building in the settlement.
“Was this always a settlement or was it built for the army?” he asked, mostly trying to make conversation.
“I neither know nor care,” she responded frostily. “In there.”
He walked in after her and found himself in a smaller log house arranged into rooms like an office. Inside were two more women in the same uniforms as the first, looking as tough and weathered as the others. Were there no men here? he wondered.
“What have we here?” asked one of the security officers, a comparatively small woman with a loud, nasal soprano. She looked him over. “Where did he come from?” she asked the woman who’d brought him.
“Came waltzing into the club with a slave as if he owned the place,” his guide replied. “Female slave, too.”
“Go on back to dinner,” the officer told the guide. “We’ll handle this from this point.” The guide clicked her heels together, turned, and left.
“So,” said the security officer, “want to tell me what you’re doing out here at the end of nowhere?”
“No,” he responded.
She was almost as surprised as by his initial appearance. “No?”
“I have the same ultimate boss you do,” he told her, removing the safe conduct and handing it over. “Don’t worry—I am authorized to tell you that what I’m supposed to do has nothing at all to do with this place.”
She handed the safe conduct back. “This means little when you’re out of any beaten path and in a restricted military zone.”
He shrugged. “What am I gonna do?” he asked her sarcastically. “Launch an all-out attack? Me and my slave? Spy on you? Tell them about the Ultimate Weapon you’ve got here? Steal your dogs?”
“Could be. The only reason for this outpost is to prevent people from going any farther, particularly out on the ice beyond this point,” she told him. “If the reason you’re here has nothing to do with us, I assume that’s your objective. That makes you our primary mission right now.”
He sighed. “Mind if I sit?”
“At the moment, stand.”
“All right, all right. Yesterday I was invited to lunch by and with the Master of the Dead himself at an army camp just north of the Marquewood border. And you know exactly what I mean by ‘invited.’ ”
“All right. Get to the point.”
“It seems I impressed him on some other business, or maybe I pissed him off. Hard to say, but, since I’m still here, it was probably the former. For some reason he’s convinced that enemies, perhaps spies, might get to the summer palace by land. I don’t know what’s going on out there and I don’t want to know. He asked me if I would soothe his nerves by attempting ah undetected overland trek to the palace and, if I made it, attempt to gain entry without their security and spells knowing. I have something of a reputation for doing what people believe is impossible along those lines. A nazga was told to divert north of the mountains miles from here and drop me off. If you want to check you can go up there and see where it came in and we landed. Nazgas make their marks on the land. I gather for some reason they didn’t want to fly me closer in.”
“I’ll bet,” she commented, and his spirit felt better. She was actually buying this crap!
“There wasn’t much cold-weather gear that far south, so I was told I could get some here, since any spy would come equipped.”
“So why didn’t he put this in an order to us?”
He smiled dryly. “You obviously haven’t met the Master of the Dead if you have to ask that.”
“Perhaps. But, by definition, even his lapses aren’t his fault. Why should I believe you?”
“Logic. Do I sound insane? No? That leaves me as either a spy or who I say I am, and I have to ask you, now, would a spy walk in here with a story like this and no cold-weather gear, leaving his slave with your people?”