"Dear God," she sighed.
"Little pagans," Herb whispered, which made Fair laugh.
With heroic effort, Mrs. Murphy hoisted herself up onto the balcony railing. Pewter shot off the railing, hit the organist's bench with all fours, endured a reprimand from Mildred and a yap from Tucker as she leapt onto the keys, which produced a mass of discordant notes throughout lovely St. Luke'sLutheranChurch .
She then soared off the organ as Mrs. Murphy, in hot pursuit, gained on her. Up to the last row of the balcony, down to the exit, thundering down the carpeted stairs,Pewter skidded across the highly polished vestibule floor, knocking over the lectern with the red leather visitor's book opened. The book hit the floor. Mrs. Murphy left a few claw marks as she scrambled over the book. Pewter then turned a ninety-degree angle, bolting down the center aisle of the church.
BoomBoom reached out to grab her, but Pewter eluded the bejeweled hand, as did Mrs. Murphy. The two crazed felines headed straight for the nuptial pair.
Tucker had sense enough not to stop either cat. She watched with fascination, as did Mildred.
"You're a good doggy," Mildred crooned between her laughs.
"Yes, I am."
"I will kill you. I will kill you on Harry's wedding day!"Mrs. Murphy shouted.
"Gotta catch me first."Pewter, realizing she was the center of attention, was loving the limelight, quite oblivious to the discipline that might follow.
Herb bravely continued, and as he was pronouncing Fair and Harry husband and wife he rolled his eyes skyward, imploring the Lord not only to bless those two humans but to bless the two cats in quite a different way.
Pewter ducked under Harry's train. Mrs. Murphy wiggled right under. Pewter then emerged from the back of Harry's train with such force that Fair held on to her as Herb ended the ceremony with "... that in the world to come ye may have life everlasting. Amen."
Before Fair kissed his bride, they both watched Pewter land on the altar. She crouched behind the large gold cross. Mrs. Murphy landed on the altar, as well, the two towering floral displays on either side of the cross swaying unpredictably. The cats fought each other on either side of the cross.
Fair whispered, "Honey, let me kiss you before they wreck the place."
He kissed her and she kissed back, and when they broke the kiss, they just laughed until the tears came to their eyes. By now everyone was mesmerized, and it was dawning on Pewter that as much as she adored all these eyes upon her there might be hell to pay.
"She started it!"Pewter bellowed.
"/did not, you fat fat water rat!" Mrs.Murphy aimed a precise blow across the top of the cross.
Rushing in from the back to the side of the altar were Herb's cats, Elocution, Cazenovia, and Lucy Fur.
"What are you doing?"Cazenovia called to the warring kitties.
"You'd better stop or there will be blue murder,"Lucy Fur, a sensible type, admonished.
"I'll kill her for sure!"Mrs. Murphy, livid, agreed to the murder rap.
The three church cats positioned themselves in front of the altar.
Elocution very sweetly pleaded,"If you don't stop, Poppy will get awfully upset. Come on." She loved Herb.
Mrs. Murphy, her back to the congregation, turned to look down at the three cats. Then she looked at all the people. She'd forgotten about them.
"Holy shit!"She leapt down.
"See,not only did she start it, she's a blasphemer." Pewter rejoiced in this moment.
With three strides of his long legs, Fair walked up and scooped Mrs. Murphy, ears flat against her head, into his arms.
"Pewter, you get out from behind the cross," Fair commanded.
Harry lifted her train, joining her husband. "Pewter, come on now. We'll forgive you if you come off the altar. Remember, forgiveness is Christian."
"Do it"Cazenovia added to Harry's plea.
Pewter slunk out from behind the cross. "/am innocent"
"That's what they all say." Fair laughed as though he understood Pewter's meow.
Bride and groom, each carrying an extremely naughty cat, walked down the center aisle as Mildred hit the keys.
Miranda, the lead singer in the choir of the charismatic Church of the Holy Light, said as the bride and groom walked by, "My delight is in the Lord; because He hath heard the voice of my prayer."
"Happy that they're finally married, honeybun?"Tracy held her hand.
"Yes, but my prayer was those two bad cats would get caught," Miranda replied.
The reception, held at the farm, exceeded everyone's expectations for a perfect April day. Small tables set up under the trees each had a lovely spring-flower arrangement. The food was truly superb, and Patricia Kluge and Bill Moses supplied all the wines from their Kluge Estate Vineyard. Over two hundred guests came to celebrate this glorious day. Even Mrs. Murphy and Pewter were forgiven as Harry fed them bits of turkey, ham, roast pork, and salmon.
She said to Fair, "No one will forget our wedding day."
He'd just given Tucker a whole sweet potato as people toasted the bride and groom. "I know I won't."
It was all seemingly perfect.
2
The heaven-sent warmth and sunshine of Sunday, April 16, Harry and Fair's wedding day, evaporated on April 17 as a cold front swept down from Canada, bringing glowering skies, a drop in temperature, and cool showers.
T. S. Eliot wrote, "April is the cruelest month." It is doubtful he had agriculture in mind when he penned that immortal line, the beginning to one of the most famous poems in English letters, but any farmer inVirginia can tell you he was right.
A sixty-eight-degree day can be followed by a blizzard. This Monday, while not blizzard weather, proved cold enough for scarf, gloves, Barbour coat, and Thinsulate-lined work boots, all of which Harry wore as she checked the mares and foals. The mares,bequeathed to her and Fair by a friend who died quite young, unexpectedly, each delivered beautiful foals. Harry could never have afforded the stud fees. She marveled at how correct the three fillies and one colt were as they nuzzled up to their respective mothers.
Most couples marry in June; October is the second-most popular month, and the Christmas season is also popular. Since Harry worked the farm and Fair, a vet, specialized in equine reproduction, April was the best choice. The crush of delivering foals at two in the morning abated for him; the press of farm chores remained relatively light.
Harry walked the paddock fence lines. So many horse injuries are fence-related. Checking the fences every day was part of her routine. The health of her animals came first.
Tucker trotted behind Harry. Mrs. Murphy and Pewter stayed in the barn, the excuse being that the mouse population had mushroomed out of control. The reality was that Pewter didn't like cold and Mrs. Murphy wanted a good gossip with Simon, the possum living in the hayloft.
Also living in the hayloft was Flatface, a great horned owl, and Matilda, a huge slumbering blacksnake.
In Pewter's defense, she did perch on the tack trunk in the heated tack room, peering down at the cleverly hidden mouse hole behind the trunk. Her whiskers swept forward in anticipation of seeing a mouse snout appear. So far, the mice, smelling her, elected to stay put.
In the hayloft, Simon, a kleptomaniac, displayed his latest treasure for Mrs. Murphy.
"Doesn't it sparkle?"He proudly pushed forward a little clear tube of iridescent sunscreen.
"Where'd you find that?"
"In the old bucket full of the natural sponges."
"Hmm, Harry must have dropped it last summer. She rarely uses sunscreen. She should but, well, she gets busy and forgets those things."
"How was the wedding?"
Mrs. Murphy declined to relate her participation in the ceremony."Harry was a beautiful bride. Just seeing her in a dress was worth the trip, and Fair wore a morningsuit, which makes him more handsome, if that's possible."