"He is a handsome fellow. How come they didn't take a honeymoon?"
"Ha,"Mrs. Murphy laughed."Harry told Fair that every day with him was a honeymoon, besides which they'd been married before so why not just press on? I think they'll take a little vacation midsummer. Anyway, Simon, it was pretty good. I'm surprised you didn't come out for the party yesterday. Lots of little tidbits on the grass."
"Too many people. And so many people are afraid of possums. They think I'm ugly."
"Nah,"Mrs. Murphy lied. She thought Simon looked as he should.
"Well, is there anything left out there?"
"With Tucker and Pewter on patrol?"She laughed.
"Pipe down!" came astentorian voice from the cupola.
"Sorry, Flatface."
The huge owl ruffled her feathers, looked down."Chatterers. I never met two creatures who could run their big flannel mouths like you two. I had a busy night."
"Okay."Simon didn't want to get on the bad side of his frightening roommate.
"If she had little owlets, she'd be nicer,"Mrs. Murphy whispered, her lustrous green eyes bright.
Simon whispered back,"If she had owlets, then we'd have the daddy to deal with, too. They raise them together, you know. One owl is bad enough. At least she's a great horned owl and she sings so beautifully. "
"True."Mrs. Murphy admired Flatface's melodic deep voice, a dark alto.
"Think Harry's happy?"
"Yes. She's struggled so long over these years, you know, Just making ends meet, and now she has his help, they've bought Blair's two hundred thirty acres, and those pastures are really good, plus she's reviving the old Alverta peach orchard. Rev. Jones bought the house and ten acres, so it worked out Blair's farm was the Jones home place, remember? Harry and Susan are timbering Susan's land, the old Bland Wade tract. She gets a commission for that, and the girls have started their sunflower business. They're going to start a small tree nursery, too."
"What about the grapes?"
"Well,"Mrs. Murphy lowered her voice as she realized she had raised her level to a normal tone,"she's put in a quarter acre of petit Manseng. A white kind. It will take about three years to really produce. She's being cautious. Too cautious, I think."
With all the preparations for the wedding, Mrs. Murphy and Simon hadn't had a good jaw in weeks.
Simon remarked,"Will be pretty easy to grow."
"You know last fall when Harry was in such a crisis over what to do after leaving the P.O.—"
Before Mrs. Murphy could finish, a bloodcurdling scream of triumph wafted out the animal door of the closed tack room.
Simon, not the bravest fellow, shrank back into his nest in the hay bales."A dragon!"
"A gray one."Mrs. Murphy, the bravest of all tiger cats, leapt to the edge of the hayloft, then backed down the ladder fastened flat to the wall. She burst through the animal door to behold Pewter, mouse between her paws.
"Triumph!"Pewter, mouth wide open, eyes wild, bellowed.
"Brute!"The mouse wasn't going down without a fight.
"Pewter, how'd you do it?"
"She cheated, she lied!"the little mouse, Martha, accused the cat in whose front paws she was securely imprisoned.
"Bull!"Pewter drew her up to eye level.
"You haven't kept the bargain,"Mrs. Murphy reminded the mouse."So she's within her rights to snap your neck."
"We are keeping the bargain!"Martha defended herself.
"Then why is there so much noise back there and why do I see you all running around?"Mrs. Murphy coolly surveyed the back of the tack trunk.
Many little noses were poking out of the rather grand entrance to their living quarters.
"Sugar high,"Martha stubbornly replied.
"Oh, come on, there isn't that much candy left in here,"Pewter said disbelievingly.
"You're right. It's the food from the wedding reception. First, remember all the preparations? And then goodies were left behind after the reception and dinner; do you have any idea how much we've eaten?That's why you nabbed me, Pewter, I can't hardly move."
"It's true, it's true,"came the chorus from behind the trunk.
"Well."Mrs. Murphy considered the evidence.
The cats heard a conference. Within a minute, ten little mice came out from behind the tack trunk, led by Arthur, Martha's spouse.
"See," Arthur, robust, pointed to his stomach."Icing from the wedding cake. We're so full of sugar that if Pewter ate Martha, she'd be on a sugar high, too, and as I recall, cats don't like sugar."
"True."Mrs. Murphy inclined her head toward Pewter.
"/didn't say I was going to eat her. I said I was going to break her neck. Crack!" Pewter gleefully threatened.
"Pewter, I think they're telling the truth."
Simon peeped through the animal door, the flap comically resting on his head."No bloodshed. Please."
"Oh, Simon, for Christ's sake."Pewter, disgusted, let Martha go.
Contrary to expectation, Martha didn't scamper off. Instead, she lifted her small paw, the black claws glistening as she was a well-groomed mouse, and she patted Pewter's paw."We would never break our contract with you and Mrs. Murphy. It's a good deal, and we mice respect a good deal."
"Yes!"the other mice agreed.
"All right."Pewter, terrifically pleased that both Mrs. Murphy and Simon had witnessed her prowess, was now magnanimous.
As the mice returned to their home, the cats and Simon heard Harry come into the barn just as the phone rang.
She hurried into the tack room and picked up the receiver. "Hello."
"Harry, I'm a mother." BoomBoom Craycroft laughed. "Keepsake delivered a mule."
"No!"
"Your husband has just delivered a mule. You know, I had hoped when Keepsake jumped her paddock last year that she had run over to Smallwood Farm and gotten bred by that son of Castle Magic, but, no, as I feared, she visited the donkey two farms down the road. Oh, well."
"Mules are pretty smart."
"I know. They can jump, too, so I'm going to work with my little fella and one fine day he'll be in the hunt field. Don't you think it will give Big Mim fits?" BoomBoom mentioned the Queen of Crozet, a superior rider, passionate foxhunter, and breeder of winning steeplechase horses. She was also rich as Croesus.
Mim could be imperious.
"She'll get over it." Harry liked the sexagenarian and especially liked Mim's Aunt Tally, who was closing in on one hundred.
The Urquharts, Mim's family, lived forever, it seemed.
"Is Alicia there?"
"No, she's coming over for dinner. She'll see him then."
"Name?"
"I'm going to call him Burly since he's the color of bright burly tobacco leaf. Burl, for short."
"Good name. Names are important, you know. I wonder about women named Candy or Tiffany. It's hard to imagine calling a woman in her eighties Candy. 'Course, it will be some time before the Candys and Tiffanys of the world achieve eighty."
"You come on over and see Burly when you can. Oh, almost forgot, I ordered Italian sunflower seed. You should have it in a few days. Thought you might try a few different varieties."
"Great."
After Harry hung up, she sang and whistled to herself. Most barns have radios blaring, but Harry loved silence, broken occasionally by her singing. She only turned on the radio for news or, more important, weather. Truth be told, popular music gave Harry a terrific headache, whether it was from the 1920s or current.
That evening, when she and Fair ate their first quiet supper as renewed husband and wife, they caught up on the day's events.
"He's a perfect specimen." Fair smiled as he related Burly's entrance into the world. "He's truly a little beauty."
"I'll swing by tomorrow."
The two cats and dog, having eaten, snuggled in the sheepskin bed in the kitchen. Tucker didn't mind cuddling with the cats, but she had heard quite enough about Martha and the largesse of Pewter.
Fair, paper opened to his right as he drank a cup of hot green tea, peered more closely. "This ought to be exciting."
"What, honey?"
He handed her the paper, opened to the state section, pointing to a column with a photo.
Harry read aloud, "Professor Vincent Forland, a Virginia Tech world expert on various fungi, especially black rot, Guignardia bidwellii, a fungus devastating to winegrowers, will join a panel on agriterrorism." She paused. "Poor fellow, looks like a worm with glasses."
"You should see all the material I get concerning safety procedures in veterinary bacteriological laboratories. The other panel member is an expert on anthrax. Let's go." He took the paper back as she handed it to him. He again checked the photo. "Forland does kind of look like a worm with glasses."