By now, the kid in the Explorer seemed challenged and might have become violent but for the cop one lane over. The kid decided to default. He got in the last word by laying on his horn and giving Bubba the finger and mouthing Fuckhead. The Explorer disappeared in the current of other traffic. Bubba slowed to communicate to the cop one more time to get off his rear bumper. The cop communicated back by flashing his red-and-blue emergency lights and yelping his siren. Bubba pulled over into a Kmart parking lot.
Chapter Four
Officer Jack Budget took his time collecting his silver anodized aluminum Posse citation holder and dual clipboard. He climbed out of his gleaming blue-and-red-striped white cruiser, adjusted his duty gear and approached the red Jeep with the Confederate flag rear bumper sticker and BUB-AH vanity plate that he had been staring at for miles. Its redneck driver rolled down the window.
'Am I to assume you go by the name Bub-ah?' Budget asked.
'No, it's Bubba,' Bubba said rudely.
'Let me see your license and registration.' Officer Budget was rude, too, although he might not have been had Bubba not started it.
Bubba pulled his nylon wallet out of his back pocket. Velcro ripped as he opened it and got out his driver's license. He fished around in the glove box for his registration, then handed both proofs of identification and ownership to the cop, who studied them for several long minutes.
'You have any idea why I stopped you, Mr. Fluck?'
'Probably because of my bumper sticker,' Bubba stated.
Budget stepped back to look at the Jeep's rear bumper, as if just now noticing the Confederate flag on it.
'Well, well,' he said as images of white pointed hoods and burning crosses violated his mind. 'Still trying to win that war and round up Negroes to pick your cotton.'
'The Southern Cross has nothing to do with that,' Bubba indignantly said.
'The what?'
'The Southern Cross.'
Budget's jaw muscles knotted. It had not been so long ago that he had been bused to one of the city's public high schools and had watched seats empty one by one as other black kids got locked up or killed on the street. He had been Buckwheat, Sambo, drone, porch monkey, Uncle Tom. He had grown up in the niggerhood. Even now on some calls, white complainants asked him to go around to the back door.
'I guess you know it as the Confederate flag,' the white redneck asshole was explaining to him. 'Although it was really the battle flag, versus the Stars and Bars or Stainless Banner or Naval Jack or Pennant.'
Budget knew nothing of the various official Confederate flags that had gone in and out of vogue for various reasons during the war. He only knew that he hated the bumper stickers and tattoos, tee shirts and beach towels he saw everywhere in the South. He was enraged by Confederate flags waving from porches and graves.
'It's all about racism, Mr. Fluck,' Budget said coldly.
'It's all about states' rights.'
'Bullshit.'
'You can count the stars. One for each state in the Confederacy plus Kentucky and Missouri. Eleven stars,' Bubba informed him. 'There's not a single slave on the Southern Cross. You look for yourself The South wanted out because it wanted to keep its slaves.'
'That's only part of it.'
'So you admit that it's at least part of it.'
'I'm not admitting anything,' Bubba let him know.
'You were driving erratically,' said Officer Budget, who wanted to grab Bubba out of the Jeep and smack him around.
'Was not.' Bubba refused to admit it.
'Yes, you were.'
'Not me.'
'I was right behind you. I ought to know.'
That kid in the Explorer was trying to cut in front of me,' Bubba said.
'He had his turn signal on.'
'So what.'
'Have you been drinking?' demanded Budget.
'Not yet.'
'Are you on any kind of medications?'
'Not this minute.'
'But you are sometimes?' Budget asked, for he knew that some drugs and poisons, such as marijuana and arsenic, stayed in the blood for a while.
'Not anything you need to know about,' said Bubba.
'I'll be the judge of that, Mr. Fluck.'
Officer Budget leaned closer to the open window, hoping he might smell alcohol. He didn't.
Bubba got out a cigarette. He smoked Merit Ultima instead of other brands because Merits, along with Marlboros and Virginia Slims, to name a few, were manufactured by Philip Morris. Bubba was very loyal to his employer and to all products made in America.
Bubba had no intention of telling Officer Budget that he took Librax for cranky bowel syndrome and that now and then he needed Sudafed to control his allergic responses to dust mites, mold and cats. None of this was Officer Budget's business.
'Advil,' Bubba answered the cop.
'That's all?' Officer Budget asked with severity.
'Maybe Tylenol.'
'Mr. Fluck, you…" 'What did you say?' Bubba interrupted.
'… certain you aren't on anything else?' Budget finished his sentence.
'I heard what you said and I'm going to report you to the chief!' Bubba exclaimed in rage.
'You do that, Mr. Fluck. In…" 'See!'
'In fact, I'll make the appointment. You can see her, Mr. Fluck, face…" 'That's it!'
An entire population of cruel schoolchildren stampeded through Bubba's brain. They chanted those awful names, shrieking with laughter. Bubba saw himself fat and in camouflage. Enough was enough, he could take no more.
'What's it?' Budget raised his voice, too.
'I don't have to listen to this!'
'You can tell the chief that face to face!' Budget exclaimed. 'I don't give a flying…': 'Stop!'
'Man, you got a problem,' Budget said.
Weed did, too. He made it to biology class in time to watch all completed quizzes passed up to the front and to hear Mrs. Fan go over homework he had not done.
His miserable eyes wandered around the room to worms, deer embryos, rhinoceros beetles, termite eggs and dog intestines suspended in formaldehyde, and butterflies and snakeskins pinned to boards. He felt trapped by Smoke.
Later, in Western Civilization, Mr. Pretty picked on Weed three times, and Weed knew the answer to nothing. Weed's fears gathered force.
His escape was Mrs. Grannis's class. She taught Art IV and V during fifth period, and was very young and pretty, with soft blond curls, and eyes as green as summer grass. She had told Weed more than once that he was the first freshman ever, in the history of the school, to attend her class. Ordinarily, only juniors could take Art IV, and only seniors and Advanced Placement students could take V. But Weed was special. He had a gift that was rare.
There had been much debate about pushing Weed so far ahead so fast, especially since he clearly lagged miles behind the troops on most other fronts. Questions about his maturity and social adjustment had been discussed at length among faculty and counselors. Even Mrs. Lilly, the principal, had been brought in at the end, and had proposed that Weed take a class at Virginia Commonwealth University or perhaps specialized classes at the Center for Arts. But the county did not provide transportation beyond the morning and afternoon buses Weed was afraid of missing. He had no way to get around in the middle of the day. Godwin decided to take a chance.
Weed had free period and lunch between 11:40 and 12:31 and he needed to hide. He did not want to run into Smoke somewhere. Weed was desperate and had come up with a secret, brazen, bizarre plan. At 11:39 he walked into Mrs. Grannis's classroom. His self-esteem was low. He was frightened about what lay ahead and could tell by the way Mrs. Grannis looked at him that she sensed he wasn't himself.
'How are you today, Weed?' she asked with an uncertain smile.