She sighed resignedly when I didn’t say anything, one of those adult throw-in-the-hand-towel sighs that indicated they didn’t understand teenagers and were delighted those days were far behind them. “Well, take care of yourself, kiddo.” She was rolling up the window, but stopped again. “And try to eat something once and a while — you’re about to disappear. Have some pizza. And stop worrying about Hannah Schneider,” she added. “I don’t know what happened to her, but I do know she’d want you to be happy, all right?”
I smiled stiffly as she waved at me, reversed (her brakes sounded as if they were being tortured), then barreled out of the Faculty Parking Lot, her white Honda the limousine to carry her through the poorest pig-pungent barrios where she’d wave from an unrolled window to the hungry, enchanted people in the streets.
I’d told Dad he didn’t need to pick me up. When Milton drove me home on Friday, we’d arranged to meet at his locker after school and I was now a half hour late. I hurried up the stairs to the third floor of Elton, but the hall was empty apart from Dinky and Mr. Ed “Favio” Camonetti standing in the doorway of his Honors English classroom. (As many people enjoy hearing details of the hot and heavy, I shall quickly mention: Favio was Gallway’s hottest male instructor. He had a bronzed, Rock-Hudsony face, was married to a plump nondescript woman who wore pinafores and appeared to think he was just as sexy as everyone else did, though personally, I thought his body resembled an inflated raft suffering from a clandestine pinprick.) They stopped talking as I walked past.
I walked up to Zorba (where Amy Hempshaw and Bill Chews were vined together in an embrace) and then the Student Parking Lot. Milton’s Nissan was still parked in his assigned space, so I decided to check the cafeteria, and when I found no one, Hypocrite’s Alley in the basement of Love, the center of St. Gallway’s black market, where Milton and Charles sometimes rubbed noses with other frantic students trafficking illegal Unit Tests, Final Exams, Straight-A Student Notes and Research Papers, trading sexual favors for a night with the latest copy of The Trickster’s Bible, a 543-page ghostwritten manual on how to swindle one’s way through St. Gallway, categorized by teacher and text, method and means. (A few titles: “A Room of One’s Own: Taking the Makeup Test,” “Toy Story: The Beauty of the TI-82 and the Timex Data Link Watch,” “Tiny, Handwritten Diamonds on the Soles of Your Shoes.”) As I made my way along the dark corridor, however, peering in the small rectangular windows of the seven musical practice rooms, I saw shady figures huddled in the corners, on piano benches, behind the music stands (no one practicing any musical instruments, unless one counts body parts). Not one was Milton.
I decided to try the clearing behind Love Auditorium; Milton sometimes went there to smoke a joint between classes. I hurried back up the stairs, through the Donna Faye Johnson Art Gallery (modern artist and Gallway alumnus Peter Rocke ’87 was deep in his Mud Period and showing no signs of surfacing), out the backdoor with the EXIT sign, across the parking lot with the scabbed Pontiac parked by the garbage dump (they said it was the jam jar of a long-lost teacher found guilty of seducing a student), quickly making my way through the trees.
I saw him almost immediately. He was wearing a navy blazer and leaning against a tree.
“Hi!” I shouted.
He was smiling, and yet as I neared, I realized he wasn’t smiling because he saw me, but at something in the conversation because the others were there too: Jade sitting on a thick fallen branch, Leulah on a rock (holding on to her braided hair as if it were a ripcord), Nigel next to her and Charles on the ground, his giant white cast jutting out of him like a peninsula.
They saw me. Milton’s smile curled off his face like unsticky tape. And I knew immediately, I was a boy band, a boondoggle, born fool. He was going to pull a Danny Zuko in Grease when Sandy says hello to him in front of the T-Birds, a Mrs. Robinson when she tells Elaine she didn’t seduce Benjamin, a Daisy when she chooses Tom with the disposition of sour kiwi over Gatsby, a self-made man, a man engorged with dreams, who didn’t mind throwing a pile of shirts around a room if he wanted to.
My heart landslided. My legs earthquaked.
“Look what the cat dragged in,” said Jade.
“Hi, Retch,” Milton said. “How are you today?”
“What the fuck’s she doing here?” asked Charles. I turned to look at him and saw, with surprise, that simply due to my close proximity his face had turned the angry shade of Red Imported Fire Ants (see Insecta, Powell, 1992,p. 91).
“Hello,” I said. “Well, I guess I’ll see you late—”
“Hold on a minute.” Charles had stood up on his good leg and begun to hobble toward me, awkwardly, because Leulah was holding one of his crutches. She held it out to him, but he didn’t take it. He chose to hobble, as veterans sometimes do, as if there is greater glory in the hobble, the shamble, the limp.
“I want to have a little talk,” he said.
“Not worth it,” said Jade inhaling her cigarette.
“No, it is. It is worth it.”
“Charles,” warned Milton.
“You’re a fucking piece of shit, you know that?”
“Jesus,” Nigel said, grinning. “Take it easy.”
“No, I’m not going to take it easy. I–I’m going to kill her.”
Although his face was red and his eyes bulged from his face in the manner of a Golden Mantella, he was on a single leg, and thus as he leered at me, I wasn’t afraid. I knew very well if it came down to it I could push him over with very little force and spirit away before any of them could catch me. At the same time, it was highly unsettling to think I was the reason his features had contorted into the wrenched expression of an infant in a delivery room; why his eyes were so narrowed they looked like cardboard slits you stick pennies or dimes into, thereby donating to Kids with Cerebral Palsy, so unsettling that the thought actually crossed my mind maybe I did kill Hannah, maybe I suffered from schizophrenia and had been under the influence of the malevolent Blue, the Blue who took no prisoners, the Blue who ripped people’s hearts out and ate them for breakfast (see The Three Faces of Eve). It could be the only reason why he hated me so, why his face was so wounded, scrunched up and bumpy like tire treads.
“You want to kill her and end up in juvie hall for the rest of your life?” asked Jade.
“Bad plan,” said Nigel.
“You’d be better off hiring a bounty hunter.”
“I’ll do it,” said Leulah, raising her hand.
Jade stubbed out her cigarette on the bottom of her shoe. “Or we could stone her like they do in that short story. When all the townspeople descend and she starts to scream.”
“‘The Lottery,’” I said, because I couldn’t help myself (Jackson, 1948). I shouldn’t have said it, though, because it made Charles gnash his teeth and jut out his face out even more, so I could see the minute spaces between his bottom teeth, a little white picket fence. I felt his broiler-hot breath on my forehead.
“You want to know what you did to me?” His hands trembled, and on the word did some of his spit jumped ship, landing somewhere on the ground between us. “You destroyed me—”
“Charles,” said Nigel warily, walking up behind him.
“Stop acting like a madman,” Jade said. “If you do something to her she’ll get you kicked out. Her superhero dad will make sure of it—”