Chris kept backing down the narrow aisle between boxes, which was even narrower now that the microwaves were stacked on one side. “And that’s why you kept interrupting my lunch with Stewart?” she said, and crashed into the Christmas tree. Two ornaments hit the floor and bounced. “Because you were trying to tell the truth?”
“I was trying to keep you from marrying somebody who only wants your apartment,” he shouted. “He doesn’t care about you! He pawns some alien off on you without even knowing if he’s friendly. What if it is a space pogrom and Okee’d decided to start with you? What if he’d decided to take you home to Eahrohhsani or marry you off to someone else?”
“He did,” Chris said.
“And Stewart doesn’t know about it, right? No, of course not. Because he’s too busy telling you to do whatever Okee wants. So, fine, let’s get married!”
There was nowhere left to back. Another ornament hit the floor and rolled, and tinsel shimmered onto Chris’s hair and shoulders. “Married?” she said.
“Sure. Why not?” he shouted. “Okee’s got everything we need right here: champagne, diamonds, Stewart’s permission.” He waved his arm at the room. “I’ll bet if we dug through this mess, Okee’s even got a justice of the peace in here someplace.”
Hutchins was very close, and since they were both barefoot, he loomed over her. “I thought you didn’t want to get married,” Chris said unsteadily.
He looked at her for a long, silent minute. Then he reached forward and plucked a piece of tinsel out of her hair. “I changed my mind,” he said.
The shoji screen slid open. “I know they’re in here,” Molly said. “I heard them thyouting.”
“Ohghhifoehnnahigrheeh!” Stewart called. “Chris! Where are you?” He appeared at the end of the hall. “Where’s Mr. Ohghhifoehnnahigrheeh?” he said hurriedly, giving Hutchins and Chris the barest of glances. “We need him up at NASA immediately.”
“He’s not here, Stewart,” Chris said.
“Obviouthly,” Molly said, her arms folded across her chest.
“Well, where is he, Chris?” Stewart said impatiently.
“I don’t know,” Chris said, shaking tinsel out of her hair.
“What do you mean, you don’t know? This is an emergency. The linguistics team just discovered that Ohghhifoehnnahigrhee’s the leader of the Eahrohhs. If they find out up at NASA that he’s missing—”
“He’s not missing,” Hutchins said, stepping forward. “Pete Hutchins, Navy Intelligence Linguistics Unit.”
“This is just a little misunderstanding,” Stewart said, looking daggers at Chris. “My fiancée doesn’t really mean he’s missing.”
“I know,” Hutchins said. “I’ve had Okee under observation for the last two days.”
“That’th not all he’th had under obthervation,” Molly said, looking at Chris’s bare feet.
“Right now he’s at Luigi’s Tempura Pizzeria watching the sutorippu,” Hutchins went on imperturbably. Stewart took out a pad and pencil and began scribbling. “It’s down in Shitamachi. On Osaka Street.”
“Osaka Street,” Stewart said. “I’ll call NASA and have him picked up immediately.” He started out to the hall.
“Picked up?” Chris said, following him.
“He’th not really there at all,” Molly said. “They jutht want you to leave tho they can have theckth.”
“Theckth?” Stewart said.
“Too much noise,” Mr. Okeefenokee said. He appeared at the end of the aisle, his orange-pink hair mashed down on one side as if he’d been lying on it. “Can’t sleep.”
“Mr. Okeefenokee, what are you doing here?” Chris said.
“Thee?” Molly said. “I told you he wathn’t at Luigi’th.”
Mr. Okeefenokee bent over and picked up one of the ornaments and hung it back on the tree. “Too much noise. Fighting. Sleep in back.” He gestured in the direction of the back wall, where the trampoline and the roller skates were.
Chris said, “But what about the recorder you—”
“Left a message on saying you were going to Luigi’s?” Hutchins interrupted smoothly. “Did you leave it because you didn’t want to be disturbed?”
“Message,” Mr. Okeefenokee said, smiling and nodding.
“You need to accompany me up to NASA immediately,” Stewart said. “You are needed for the negotiations on the space program.”
“Space program,” he said, his head bobbing even more vigorously. “Closing.”
“Hutchins, you’d better come with us to help translate,” Stewart said. “I’ll call NASA and let them know we’re on our way.” He went out into the hall to the phone.
Molly picked up the cards on the bed and looked at them. “Doeth that old man know you thtole hith cardth?” she asked Okee. Mr. Okeefenokee beamed at her.
Hutchins pulled Chris back into the aisle. “Where’s your subvocalizer?” he said softly.
“I gave it to you. Don’t you have it?”
“I gave it to Okee. I asked him to try to talk you into wearing it again.”
Chris frowned. “He asked me why I wasn’t wearing it and told me to put it on, but he didn’t give it back to me.”
“Great,” Hutchins said. “Now he doesn’t understand the word ‘give’ either, so how can he give us a space program?” He gripped her arms. “Look, I can’t let Okee go up to NASA by himself. I’ve got to go with him.”
“I know,” Chris said.
“If you had your subvocalizer, you could listen in on what’s happening, but… I’ll call you as soon as I can, okay?” He looked at her. “Maybe it’s just as well you don’t have it on. I might subvocalize what I’m thinking.”
“I knew you thtole my recorder,” Molly said. She brandished it at Chris. “Wait till I tell Bets about thith.” She stomped out.
“What did you say to upset that poor, dear child?” Stewart said. “I got through to NASA. I told them we were on our way. Perhaps you should get dressed, Mr. Hutchins.”
“Yeah,” Hutchins said. He went out into the hall. Mr. Okeefenokee followed him.
“I think I should go with you, Stewart,” Chris said. “Mr. Okeefenokee doesn’t understand English very well, and I couldn’t…”
“I hardly think you’d have anything to contribute to the space-program negotiations when you haven’t even bothered to learn to pronounce his name correctly,” Stewart said.
“How do you know it’s a space program?”
“What?”
“I said, how do you know Mr. Okeefenokee,” she said, saying his name with emphasis, “is talking about the same kind of space program you are? What if he’s talking about something else?”
“Don’t be ridiculous,” he said, walking around the bed to look at the microwave boxes. “What else could he possible be talking about?”
A spice program, Chris thought. A space pogrom. Radio. “Aren’t you going to ask me what I was doing here in my nightgown with Pete Hutchins?”
Stewart bent over to look to the accordions. “What’s all this stuff doing in here?”
“You told me to do whatever Mr. Okeefenokee wanted. He wanted to buy things.”
“I meant anything within reason,” he said, picking up one of the bento-bako boxes. “How in heaven’s name did he expect to get all this home with him?”
“How did he expect to get all this home?” Hutchins said, frowning. He had put on his shirt and a tweed jacket.