“Enough with the America bashing!” Cohen burst out. “There has to be some redeeming feature to any country that can produce Papaya King and my second wife. And besides, America invented the only major world religion that hasn’t started a war yet.”
They all turned to stare incredulously at the AI.
The AI sketched a sinuous parody of the standard Israeli shrug. “Baseball.”
“Oh come on,” Arkady said, true to the sport that defined the Syndicates as much as baseball defined the Latino-dominated UN worlds.
“Soccer’s never started a war.”
“El Salvador-Honduras, 1969.”
“You’re joking.”
A look of wounded innocence infused the shunt’s smooth-skinned face. “Would I lie to you?”
“Are you people wasting my time on purpose,” Osnat interrupted, “or does it just come naturally?”
“Right,” Gavi said, sounding appropriately chastened. “Turner’s the wild card. It doesn’t seem to me we can do much about him except hand him enough rope to hang himself and wait for him to show his hand. And in the meantime perhaps we’d do better to focus on Arkasha.”
Arkady’s heart began to pound in his chest. Let them focus on Arkasha. Let them find him, speak to him, save him. That was all he wanted. And he was long past caring if what he wanted was just part of some larger plan of Korchow’s.
“But how do we ask to talk to Arkasha without showing our hand?” Osnat asked.
“Easy,” Gavi answered. “We get Safik to ask.”
A slow smile spread across Cohen’s face. “Help him crash the party, you mean? And how do we send him his invitation?”
“You still friends with Eric Fortuné?”
“I should look him up while I’m in town, shouldn’t I? It’s the friendly thing to do.”
Gavi turned back to Arkady. “You understand that in the meantime you and Osnat will have to go back to GolaniTech and act as if nothing’s changed.”
Arkady glanced at Osnat, but she was picking intently at a loose thread in the knee of her fatigues.
“Isn’t there any other way?” he asked forlornly. He hadn’t realized until that moment just how desperately he’d been hoping he wouldn’t have to go back into Moshe’s ungentle custody. Somewhere in the back of his mind he’d been nursing the vague but fervent wish that once he’d told his story, Gavi—or Cohen or Li or anyone, for God’s sake—would shake his hand, tell him he’d done his part, and bundle him off to watch the rest of this deadly game from the sidelines.
“Not if you want to save Arkasha.”
“Then I’ll do it,” Arkady said. “I’ll have to do it.”
An uncomfortable silence settled over the room. Everyone seemed to be waiting for something. Osnat sat picking at her torn fatigues, her head bent so low that her fair hair hid her face from them. “I don’t like it,” she muttered finally.
“Neither do I,” Gavi said, “but I don’t have a better idea.”
“Me neither,” Osnat admitted.
The two Israelis locked eyes for a moment. Gavi looked away first.
Without anyone formally drawing things to a close, the group began to break up into its component parts. Osnat stood up and stretched until her spine cracked audibly. Li began playing with Dibbuk. Gavi collared Cohen and began talking computer programming.
Arkady bent over the flowchart again, peering at the jumble of names and circles and trying to discern the ominous connection that Gavi had suggested to the others. Once again he had the feeling that the chart revealed a turn of mind utterly alien to him. And yet it reminded him of something…
He searched his memories of the Novalis mission, of the uneventful missions before Novalis, of his long-ago evolutionary ecophysics courses…and eventually landed on his vague memories of molecular biology and epidemiology.
Suddenly he found that the room had become too hot and too small for comfort. He knew exactly where he’d seen such a chart before.
On Novalis. In Aurelia’s bold scrawl.
Gavi’s flowchart wasn’t a simple picture of the flow of information, Arkady realized. Rather, it depicted the flow of a very special kind of information: a disease spreading through a susceptible population. It would already be spreading quickly indeed if the miniature epidemic on Novalis were any indication.
And this disease had only one possible vector…
Him.
NATIONAL ROBOTS
DOMIN: Henceforward, we shan’t have just one factory. There won’t be Universal Robotsanymore. We’ll establish a factory in every country, in every state. And do you know what those factories will make?
HELENA: No, what?
DOMIN: Nationalrobots!…Robots of a different color, a different language. They’ll be complete strangers to each other. They’ll never be able to understand each other. Then we’ll egg them on a little in the matter of mutual misunderstanding and the result will be that for ages to come every Robot will hate every other Robot of a different factory mark. So humanity will be safe!
“Every war has its hotel,” Cohen opined. “Tom Friedman said that, though I can’t say he ever said anything else I agreed with. Some hotels, however, have more than their fair share of wars. Would it interest you to know that you’re sitting in the single most frequently bombed hotel lobby in human history?”
“Great,” Li said wanly.
Cohen sank into the sofa cushions, crossed his legs, and tilted one calf-skin-shod foot this way and that, as if reassuring himself that his shoes really were as nice as they ought to be.
“Are those new shoes?” Li asked.
He smiled sleekly.
The lobby was starting to fill up with the usual mix of tourists, pilgrims, and locals. A band of young transvestites bubbled through the revolving door and boarded the elevator in a clatter of heels and a cloud of perfume. A gaggle of Interfaithers arrived at the elevator at the same moment as the youngsters, saw what they were, and huddled together like hypochondriacs stranded in a leper colony. Li preferred to imagine that at least some of their shocked middle-aged stares were really gazes of covert longing…but then she’d always liked to think the best of people. “Am I crazy,” she asked Cohen, “or was one of those kids wearing a yarmulke?”
“Yeshiva boy chic. Totally passé. They’re probably just in for the night from the Tel Aviv suburbs.”
“Yeshiva boy chic, huh? They must just love you down here.”
“Ahem. Well, not everyone relishes the idea of a Lion of Judah floundering in the fleshpots. I try to be relatively discreet about it.”
Li raised her eyebrows in a silent comment on the notion of Cohen being “relatively discreet” about anything.
“It’s all legal,” he pointed out. “Despite the best attempts of the ultraorthodox and the Interfaithers. In fact, Israel has the ideal combination of prudishness and libertinism. You can do anything you want, get whatever you want, sleep with whomever you want. But since there’s always someone around to tell you you’re going to rot in hell for it, it all still has the tang of the forbidden. Everything’s taboo…but none of it’s taboo enough to land you in jail. What could be better?”
“Speaking of which,” she observed casually, “Gavi’s quite the package. You two never…”
“Never.” Cohen sounded decisive, even fervent about it. “Never even thought about it. First of all, he’s such a strange combination of prudish and romantic that I’m not at all sure he’s slept with anyone since Leila died. And second…Gavi needs.I’d get eaten up alive if I ever let myself start trying to give him what he needs.”
“So instead you find yourself a cold, cynical, self-sufficient bitch like me?”