"Not at the same time," Jesse said.
She smiled and picked up the empty champagne bottle.
"I'll get us some more," she said.
She had drunk most of a bottle of champagne, but there was no slur to her speech, and her walk was perfectly steady as she went out of the room.
What happens when she comes back? Jesse thought.
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THEY CAME IN TOGETHER, both wearing the little black sundress and the slingback heels. One of them carried a bottle of champagne. Even side by side, it was difficult to tell them apart.
"You ladies hang around the house together in the same outfit?" Jesse said.
"Actually," one of them said, "we do, sometimes. But when you called to say you were coming, we thought we might have some fun with you."
Jesse nodded.
"For instance, Robbie let you in. But I brought in the champagne."
"So you would be Becca," Jesse said.
"Yes," she said.
"How do you know?" Jesse said.
They both laughed.
"Would you like to see what's next?" Robbie said.
"Sure," Jesse said.
Robbie turned away from Becca. Becca unzipped the dress in the back. Then Robbie unzipped Becca, and they both turned toward Jesse and simultaneously slid the sundresses down and stepped out of them. Neither twin was wearing anything under the sundress.
"Heavenly days," Jesse said.
They both smiled. It was like watching a well-rehearsed dance team. They even stood alike. They radiated sweetness.
"Now," Robbie said, "we go in the bedroom. You undress and see if you can keep track of who's doing what to whom."
"Why would I want to?" Jesse said.
"It's part of the fun," Becca said.
Jesse sat and looked at them thoughtfully. They were gorgeous. And identical. They moved in a little circle, and Jesse lost track again of who was whom.
"The Bang Bang Twins," Jesse said.
They spoke in unison, "Don't say that."
"We don't like that name," one of them said.
How bizarre is this? Jesse thought. I'm interrogating two naked women.
"You play this game with Petey?" Jesse said.
It must be hard, he thought, to stand around naked in front of someone fully clothed and be interrogated.
"Jesse," one of them said. "You said this was a social call."
"Or Knocko?" Jesse said.
Again, they answered simultaneously.
"Don't be ridiculous," they said.
"What's wrong with Knocko?" Jesse said.
"He was a pig," one of them said.
The other one nodded vigorously.
"How about Reggie?" Jesse said. "He a pig, too?"
"No," they answered, and looked at each other and giggled.
"Stop thinking about that stuff," one of the sisters said. "Let's play."
"We could do it right here," the other sister said. "If you'd rather."
Jesse put his nearly full champagne glass on the coffee table and stood up.
"It's an exciting offer," he said. "But rule three in the chief-of-police manual says: no gang bangs."
The twins stared at him as he walked out.
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IN THE GRAY GULL, at their table for two, they could look at the harbor and across at the Neck. It was early evening, and the boats in the harbor moved gently at their moorings. The light at that time of day had a faint blue tone. Sunny was drinking a glass of Riesling. Jesse sipped a beer.
"Both of them," Sunny said.
"Yep."
"Buck naked," Sunny said.
"Well," Jesse said. "They had shoes on."
"How was that?"
"New and different," Jesse said.
"Was it, ah, sexually stimulating?"
"Yes."
"But you didn't follow through," Sunny said.
"No."
"Why not?"
"It didn't seem like a good idea," Jesse said.
Sunny smiled.
"I haven't met many men," she said, "who think about how good an idea it is when confronted by a naked woman."
"I know," Jesse said. "I'm a little surprised, myself."
"Were you daunted by the fact there were two?"
"Maybe," Jesse said. "Never did anything but the standard one-on-one that I can recall."
"Maybe you were daunted by the fact that they might be murderers."
"That's daunting," Jesse said. "It's also daunting, if I ever got them into court, to explain to their defense attorney that yes, I did have sex with them both."
"The old cluster-fuck defense," Sunny said.
"That one," Jesse said.
"How did they take it?" Sunny said.
"The rejection?" Jesse said. "They just stared at me and didn't say a word."
"And you left," Sunny said.
"Yep."
"Probably hadn't heard 'no' before," Sunny said.
"A lot less than they've heard 'yes,' I'd guess," Jesse said.
"So, what'd you learn in this exercise?" Sunny said.
"You don't have to have sex with anyone who wants it?"
"Girls know that from puberty," Sunny said. "What'd you learn that might help you with the case. I assume that's why you got yourself into that situation."
"Clearly they were banging Petey," Jesse said. "Clearly they were not banging Knocko."
"Molly was right," Sunny said.
"Apparently," Jesse said. "And I would guess they're both banging Reggie."
"Infidelity and murder are not incompatible," Sunny said.
"Wow," Jesse said. "I wish I'd said that."
"Hell," Sunny said. "You wish you could."
They both laughed. The waitress brought them each another drink.
"Spike sent these over," she said.
"Tell him thank you," Jesse said.
"Want to hear about the menu?" the waitress said.
"Not yet. I'm right at a crucial point in the seduction," Jesse said.
"Oh," the waitress said. "You want some oysters."
"I'll let you know," Jesse said.
The waitress smiled and went away.
"One scenario," Jesse said. "His wife's bopping Petey. Knocko finds out. Kills Petey out of jealousy. Then finds out she's been bopping Reggie. Makes a run at Reggie and isn't good enough."
"What about Ray Mulligan?" Sunny said.
"Yeah," Jesse said. "That bothers me, too."
"It's sort of funny he gets rid of his boyhood friend and bodyguard and gets murdered right after," Sunny said.
"It is," Jesse said. "Maybe the girls helped get rid of him."
"Why?"
"Maybe they wanted Knocko dead," Jesse said. "Maybe they liked Petey."
"So, who you think pulled the trigger?" Sunny said.
"Reggie?" Jesse said. "Or had Bob do it?"
"Revenge for Petey?" Sunny said.
"Maybe," Jesse said. "Maybe the Bang Bang Twins got him to do it."
"And what have you got to take to the DA?" Sunny said.
"Not much," Jesse said.
" 'Not much' is a wild exaggeration," Sunny said. "You have nothing."
"Well," Jesse said. "Yes."
Sunny finished her first glass of wine and put it aside. She moved the glass that Spike had sent in front of her. Jesse was already on the second beer.
"Be nice if you could find Ray Mulligan," Sunny said.
"Yes," Jesse said. "If I can."
"You're the chief of police," Sunny said.
"Oh, right," Jesse said. "Of course I can find him."
The waitress returned.
"You ready to order?" she said.
Jesse looked at Sunny. Sunny nodded.
"Yes," Jesse said. "We can order."
"You want those oysters?" the waitress said.
"Bring him a dozen," Sunny said.
The waitress smiled and shot at Jesse with her forefinger.
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