"Then you cut out a nerve!" Stone said. "You did something to my eyes!"
The doctor's voice sounded puzzled. "There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with them. I'll take a look, though, and see."
"You’ll be all right, dear," Mrs. Stone said reassuringly, but she didn't sound as if she believed it.
"Sure you will. Pop," said Arnold.
"Is that young stinker here?" Stone demanded. "He's the cause of all this!"
"Temper, temper," the doctor said. "Accidents happen." Stone heard him lower the Venetian blinds. As if they had been a switch, light sprang up and everything in the hospital became brightly visible.
"Well!" said Stone. "That's more like it. It's night and you're trying to save electricity, hey?"
"It's broad daylight. Edgar dear," his wife protested. "All Dr. Rankin did was lower the blinds and—"
"Please," the doctor said. "If you don't mind, I'd rather take care of any explanations that have to be made." He came at Stone with an ophthalmoscope. When he flashed it into Stone's eyes, everything went black and Stone let him know it vociferously.
"Black?" Dr. Rankin repeated blankly. "Are you positive? Not a sudden glare?"
"Black," insisted Stone. "And what's the idea of putting me in a bed filled with bread crumbs?"
"It was freshly made—"
"Crumbs. You heard me. And the pillow has rocks in it."
"What else is bothering you?" asked the doctor worriedly.
"It's freezing in here." Stone felt the terror rise in him again. "It was summer when I fell off the ladder. Don't tell me I've been unconscious clear through till winter!"
"No, Pop," said Arnold. "That was yesterday"
"I'll take care of this," Dr. Rankin said firmly. "I'm afraid you and your son will have to leave, Mrs. Stone. I have to do a few tests on your husband."
"Will he be all right?" she appealed.
"Of course, of course," he said inattentively, peering with a frown at the shivering patient. "Shock, you know," he added vaguely.
"Gosh, Pop," said Arnold, "1m sorry this happened. I got the driveway all cleaned up."
"And we'll take care of the store till you're better," Mrs. Stone promised.
"Don't you dare!" yelled Stone. "You’ll put me out of business!"
The doctor hastily shut the door on them and came back to the bed. Stone was clutching the light summer blanket around himself. He felt colder than he'd ever been in his life.
"Can't you get me more blankets?" he begged. "You don't want me to die of pneumonia, do you?"
Dr. Rankin opened the blinds and asked, "What's this like?"
"Night," chattered Stone. "A new idea to save electricity booking up the blinds to the light switch?"
The doctor closed the blinds and sat down beside the bed. He was sweating as he reached for the signal button and pressed it. A nurse came in, blinking in their direction.
"Why don't you turn on the light?" she asked.
"Huh?" said Stone. "They are."
"Nurse, I'm Dr. Rankin. Get me a piece of sandpaper, some cotton swabs, an ice cube and Mr. Stone's lunch."
"Is there anything he shouldn't eat?"
"That's what I want to find out. Hurry, please."
"And some blankets," Stone put in, shaking with the chill.
"Blankets, Doctor?" she asked, startled.
"Half a dozen will do," he said. "I think." It took her ten minutes to return with all the items. Stone wanted them to keep adding blankets until all seven were on him. He still felt cold.
"Maybe some hot coffee?" he suggested.
The doctor nodded and the nurse poured a cup, added the spoon and a half of sugar he requested, and he took a mouthful. He sprayed it out violently.
"Ice cold!" he yelped. "And who put salt in it?"
"Salt?" She fumbled around on the tray. "It's so dark here—"
"I'll attend to it," Dr. Rankin said hurriedly. "Thank you." She walked cautiously to the door and went out.
"Try this," said the doctor, after filling another cup.
"Well, that's better!" Stone exclaimed. "Damned practical joker. They shouldn't be allowed to work in hospitals."
"And now, if you don't mind," said the doctor, "I'd like to try several tests."
Stone was still angry at the trick played on him, but he cooperated willingly.
Dr. Rankin finally sagged back in the chair. The sweat ran down his face and into his collar, and his expression was so dazed that Stone was alarmed.
"What's wrong. Doctor? Am I going to—going to—"
"No, no. It's not that. No danger. At least, I don't believe there is. But I can't even be sure of that any more."
"You can't be sure if I'll live or die?"
"Look." Dr. Rankin grimly pulled the chair closer. "It's broad daylight and yet you can't see until I darken the room. The coffee was hot and sweet, but it was cold and salty to you, so I added an ice cube and a spoonful of salt and it tasted fine, you said. This is one of the hottest days on record and you're freezing. You told me the sandpaper felt smooth and satiny, then yelled that somebody had put pins in the cotton swabs, when there weren't any, of course. I've tried you with different colors around the room and you saw violet when you should have seen yellow, green for red, orange for blue, and so on. Now do you understand?"
"No," said Stone frightenedly. "What's wrong?"
"All I can do is guess. I had to remove that sliver of bone from your brain. It apparently shorted your sensory nerves."
"And what happened?"
"Every one of your senses has been reversed. You feel cold for heat, heat for cold, smooth for rough, rough for smooth, sour for sweet, sweet for sour, and so forth. And you see colors backward."
Stone sat up. "Murderer! Thief! You've ruined me!" The doctor sprang for a hypodermic and sedative. Just in time, he changed his mind and took a bottle of stimulant instead. It worked fine, though injecting it into his screaming, thrashing patient took more strength than he'd known he owned. Stone fell asleep immediately.
There were nine blankets on Stone and he had a bag of cement for a pillow when he had his lawyer, Manny Lubin, in to hear the charges he wanted brought against Dr. Rankin. The doctor was there to defend himself. Mrs. Stone was present in spite of her husband's objections. She always takes everybody's side against me," he explained in a roar.
"I'll be honest with you, Mr. Lubin," the doctor said, after Stone had finished on a note of shrill frustration. "I've hunted for cases like this in medical history and this is the first one ever to be reported. Except," he amended quickly, "that I haven't reported it yet. I'm hoping it reverses itself. That sometimes happens, you know."
"And what am I supposed to do in the meantime?" raged Stone. "I'll have to go out wearing an overcoat in the summer and shorts in the winter—people will think I'm a maniac. And they'll be sure of it because I'll have to keep the store closed during the day and open at night1 can't see except in the dark. And matching materials! I can't stand the feel of smooth cloth and I see colors backward!" He glared at the doctor before turning back to Lubin. "How would you like to have to put sugar on your food and salt in your coffee?"
"But we'll work it out, Edgar dear," his wife soothed. "Arnold and I can take care of the store. You always wanted him to come into the business, so that ought to please you—"
"As long as I'm there to watch him!"
"And Dr. Rankin said maybe things will straighten out."
"What about that. Doctor?" asked Lubin. "What are the chances?"
Dr. Rankin looked uncomfortable. "I don't know. This has never happened before. All we can do is hope."
"Hope, nothing!" Stone stormed. "I want to sue him. He had no right to go meddling around and turn me upside ' down. Any jury would give me a quarter of a million!"