Certainly not for days yet.
When Kirra and I got bored with exploring our new home, we discovered we were hungry. We headed for the cafeteria, following some of Teena’s pixies. And found ourselves outside in the corridor, at the end of a long line of hungry people, most hanging on to hand-rails provided for the purpose. Standing On Line is not much enhanced by zero gravity. Your feet hurt less, but there are more annoying ways for your neighbors to fidget. The line, like all lines, did not appear to be moving.
Kirra nudged me. From up ahead, someone was waving to us. Robert.
“You think we should join him?” she asked.
I hesitated. “Maybe he’s just saying hello.”
“Up to you,” she said, and waved back.
He waved again. It was definitely an invitation for us both to join him.
My blood sugar decided for me. I think.
Cutting ahead on line in zero gee without actually putting my foot in anyone’s face was tricky. In fact, I didn’t manage it. Kirra and I were both cordially hated by the time we reached Robert. He ignored it and made room for us. “Morgan McLeod, Kirra—I’d like you to meet my roommate, Ben Buckley, from Sherman Oaks, California.”
Ben was one of the strangest looking—and strangest—men I’d ever met. A big boney redhead with a conversational style reminiscent of a happy machine gun, he wore a permanent smile and huge sunglasses with very peculiar lenses. They stuck out for several centimeters on either side of his face, and flared. The temple shafts of the glasses were wide, and had small knobs and microswitches along their length. When we asked, he told us he had designed and made them himself…and his motivation just floored me.
Their purpose was to bring him 360° vision.
“Ever since I was a kid I loved messing with perception,” he told us, his words tumbling all over one another. “Distortions, gestalt-shifts, changing paradigms, I couldn’t get enough. New ways of seeing, hearing, grokking. My folks were die-hard hippies, I caught it from them.”
“Mine, too,” I said, and he gave me an incandescent smile.
“Then you know those funny faceted yellow specs they used to have, gave you bee’s eyes? Most people keep them on for about ten seconds; a really spaced-out doper might leave ’em on for the duration of an acid trip, but I used to wear ’em for days, ’til my parents got nervous. And my dad had this colour organ, turned music into light patterns, and I spent time with that sucker until I could not only name the tune with the speakers disconnected, I could harmonize, and enjoy it.” I’m putting periods at the ends of his sentences so you can follow them, but he never really paused longer than a comma’s worth. “Learning to read spinning record labels, eyeglasses with inverting lenses, I loved all that stuff. When I was fourteen, I built a pair of headphones that played ambient sound to me backwards, a word at a time, so fast that once I learned to understand it the lip-synch lag was just barely noticeable. That’s the kind of stuff that’s fun to me. Then one day a year ago I thought, hey, what do I need a blind side for? so I built these glasses.” Robert was looking very interested. “They’re dual mode. I can get about 300° on straight optical—glasses like that were available back in the Nineties, although they didn’t sell well—or I can kick on the fiber-optics in the earpieces and get full surround. I like to switch back and forth for fun. I like to put the front hemisphere into one eye, and the back half into the other—and switch them back and forth—but I can get something like full stereo parallax in both eyes at once with a heads-up-display like fighter pilots use.”
Kirra managed to get in a word in edgewise. “Could I look through ’em, Ben?”
He smiled. “Sure. But if you’re a normal person, it’d take you about three months to learn to interpret the data. It’d look like a funhouse mirror.”
“Oh. Turn round, okay?”
“Sure,” he said again, and did so.
“Now: what am I doing?”
“Being somewhat rude,” he reported accurately. “And that fingernail needs trimming.”
Robert looked thoughtful…and tossed a pen at Ben’s back. Ben reached around behind himself and caught it…then tumbled awkwardly from the effect of moving his arm. “See what I mean?” he said, stabilizing himself. “It has survival advantage: you can’t sneak up on me. But I just enjoy it, you know?”
Kirra was getting excited. “I’ll bet you’re the only one in the class that really likes this zero-gee stuff, aren’t you? It’s what you enjoy best: bein’ confused. Gosh, that must be a great thing to enjoy!”
He stared. “I like you,” he said suddenly.
“Sure,” she said.
They smiled at each other.
“Kirra’s right,” Robert said. “This ‘thinking spherically’ business that the rest of us are having so much trouble with must be the kind of thing you’ve been dreaming of all your life. Why did it take you so long to come to space?”
“I think I know,” Kirra said.
Ben looked at her expectantly.
“You didn’t want to use it up too quick,” she said.
He smiled and nodded. “I held off as long as I could stand it,” he agreed. His smile broadened. “God, it’s great, too. Do you believe they gave us unlimited Net access?”
It was not sparks flying, not a mutual sexual awareness. It was a new friendship taking root. It was nice to watch. Yet as I watched them I felt vaguely melancholy. I wished I had a friend of the opposite sex. Robert and I might just be friends some day…but if so I could tell we were going to have to go through being lovers first, and I just didn’t know if I had the energy.
A lover of mine used to have a quote on his bedroom wall, from some old noveclass="underline" It’s amazing how much mature wisdom resembles being too tired.
My melancholy lasted right up until Kirra said, “Hey, the bloody queue’s movin’!” Starving dancers are too busy for melancholy…the only reason their suicide rate isn’t higher than it already is.
The cafeteria took some getting used to. But there was plenty of assistance; without any apparent formal structure to it, Second-Monthers (identifiable because they wore p-suits rather than our First-Monther’s jumpsuits, but lacked the Spacer’s Earring of EVA-qualified Third-Monthers) seemed to take it on themselves to be helpful to newcomers. They were extraordinarily patient about it, I thought. We must have been more nuisance than a flock of flying puppies. Maybe we were vastly entertaining.
Tables lined with docking rails jutted out from five of the six walls. The inner sides of the rails were lined with Velcro, like our belts, so you could back yourself up to one end and be held in reasonable proximity to your food; there was a thin footrail on which to brace your feet—both “above” and “below” the table. Both sides of the tables were used. It provided an odd and interesting solution to the problem of sharing a table with strangers; you adopted the opposite vertical to theirs, and your conversation never clashed. On the other hand, especially clumsy footwork in docking at table could kick your neighbor’s dinner clear across the room. And you came to really appreciate the fact that in free fall, feet don’t smell.
Eventually we got down to the real business of a meaclass="underline" talking.
You hesitate to ask a new chum, so why did you come to Top Step? The answer may be that they’re running away from some defeat on Earth. You’re especially hesitant if you’re there because you’re running from some defeat on Earth yourself.
I didn’t exactly question Robert over dinner, and he didn’t exactly volunteer autobiography, but information transfer occurred by some mysterious kind of osmosis. In between the distractions of learning to eat in zero gravity, I learned that he had a fifteen-year-old son, who lived with his mother; she and Robert had divorced eight years before. I also found out how he had acquired his “spacer’s legs.” He was an architect; apparently he had already established himself as a successful traditional architect in San Francisco…when suddenly the new field of space architecture had opened up. The technical challenge had excited him; he had followed the challenge into orbit, found he had the knack for it, and prospered.