“Boss? I’ve got a request to speak with you.”
The bureaucrat had been dozing, an irritable almost-sleep with dreams that thankfully never quite came into focus. Now he awoke with a grunt. “You’ve got what?”
“There’s some foreign programming in the flier — a quasi-autonomous construct of some kind. Not quite an agent, but with more independence than most interactives. It wants to speak with you.”
“Put it on.”
In a cheerily malicious tone the flier said, “Good morning, you bastard. I trust I’m not interrupting anything?”
The little hairs at the base of the bureaucrat’s neck stirred and lifted as he recognized the false Chu’s voice. “Veilleur! You’re dead.”
“Yes, and the irony of that is that I died because of a nullity like you. You, who could not even imagine the richness of the life I lost, because you were fool enough to get in the way of a wizard!”
The clouds scrolled by overhead, dark and densely contoured. “You might more reasonably direct your anger toward Gregorian for—” The bureaucrat caught himself. There was no point arguing with a recorded fragment of a dead man’s personality.
“As well hate Ocean for drowning you! A wizard is not human — his perceptions and motives are vast, impersonal, and beyond your comprehension.”
“Then he does have a motive? For you being here?”
“He asked me to tell you a story.”
“Goon.”
“Once upon a time—”
“Oh, good God!”
“I see. You want to tell this story yourself, don’t you?” When the bureaucrat refused to rise to the bait, the false Chu began again. “Once upon a time there was a tailor’s boy. His job was to fetch the bolts of cloth, to measure them out, and to crank the loom while his master wove. This was in an empire of fools and rogues. The boy’s master was a rogue, and the Emperor of the land was a fool. And because the boy knew no other and no better, he was content.
“The Emperor lived in a palace that no one could see, but which everyone said was the most beautiful structure in the universe. He owned fabulous riches that could not be touched, but were uniformly held to be beyond price. And the laws he passed were declared by all to be the wisest that had ever been, for no one could understand a word of them.
“One day the tailor was called into the Emperor’s presence. I want you to make me a new set of clothes, said the Emperor. The finest that have ever been seen.
As you command, said the roguish tailor, so shall it be done. He cuffed the boy on the ear. We will neither rest nor eat until we have made for you the finest raiment in all existence. Clothes so fine that fools cannot even see them.
“Then, laden down with an enormous credit rating and many valuable options for commodities futures, the tailor and his boy returned to the shop. He pointed to an empty spool in the corner and said, There, that is the most valuable of moonbeam silk, bring it here. Carefully! if you get your grimy fingers on it, I will beat you.
“Wondering, the boy obeyed.
“The tailor sat down to the loom. Crank! he ordered. Our work is tremendous. We do not sleep tonight.
“How the boy suffered then! The roguish tailor’s publicists spread the word of his commission, and many were the celebrities and media stars who bribed their way in to watch. They would gape at the empty loom being worked, the empty spools spinning, the bamboo about which bolts of costly fabrics were supposedly wrapped. Then they would see the tailor strike the boy down to the ground before their eyes, and say to themselves, Ah the man is temperamental. He is an artist.
“Then — having committed themselves — they would praise the work in progress. For no one wished to admit he was a fool.
“By the time the work was finished, the tailor’s boy was half-mad from hunger and the drugs he took to stave off sleep. He was battered and bruised, and had he been thinking straight,
might well have killed his master. But the hysteria of the crowd was contagious, and he, no less than anyone else, thought himself honored to participate in such a seminal work.
“Finally came the day of the presentation. Where are my clothes? demanded the Emperor. Here, said the tailor, holding up an empty arm. Are they not fine? Notice the sheen, the glimmer of the cloth. We have woven so fine and cut so subtly that it takes a wise eye to even see the garb. To a fool, it is invisible.
“You might not think the Emperor would fall for so obvious a fraud. But it was all of a piece with the rest of his life. A man who believes in his own nobility has no trouble believing in a piece of cloth. Without hesitation, he stripped bare, and with the tailor’s help donned seven layers of purest nothing.
“A state holiday was declared in honor of the Emperor’s new clothes. The tailor was rewarded with so many honors, titles, and investment options that he now need not work ever again. He turned the boy out of his shop to beg in the street for his bread.
“Thus it was that, dazed, drugged, and starving, the boy found himself standing on the street when the Emperor and all his court passed in joyous procession, and the proletariat — none of whom wished to be thought fools — cheered for the beauty of the clothes.
“In the heightened state of awareness brought on by his deprivations, the tailor’s boy saw not an Emperor, but only a naked, rather knobby old man.
“Am I fool? he asked himself. Of course the answer, as he saw now, was yes. He was fool. And in his despair he screamed: The Emperor has no clothes!
“Everyone hesitated, paused. The procession stalled. The Emperor looked about him in confusion, and his courtiers as well. Up and down the street, the ragged people began whispering to one another. They saw that what he said, which none of them had wished to appear foolish by admitting, was true. The Emperor had no clothes.
“So they rose up and slew the Emperor, and his court, and all the civil servants. They burned the Parliament to the ground, and the Armory as well. They razed the barracks, churches, and stores, and all the farms and factories. The fires burned for a week. That winter there was famine, and in its wake plague.
“In the spring the new Republic began executing its enemies. The tailor’s boy was the first to die.”
Silence filled the cabin. Finally the bureaucrat said, “You’re no more entertaining now than you were alive.”
“Nothing that has happened to you since you arrived on Miranda occurred randomly,” the false Chu said. “Gregorian orchestrated it all. He taught you to see the black constellations and the pattern that contains them. It was Gregorian who arranged for you to meet Fox. It was Gregorian who put a witch in your bed and introduced you to the possibilities of the body. You may not have seen him, but he was there. He has taught you much.
“Now that I am dead, he has need of an apprentice. He wishes you to come to Ararat, to complete your education.”
“He actually thinks I would do that?”
“The first step in an apprenticeship is to destroy the seeker’s old value system. And this he has done, hasn’t he? He’s showed you that your old masters are corrupt and unworthy of your loyalty.”
“Shut up.”
“Tell me I’m wrong.” Veilleur laughed. “Tell me I’m wrong!”
“Shut him up,” the bureaucrat ordered, and his briefcase obeved.
Ararat rose from the marshes with all the natural inevitability of a mountain. Gently sloping terraces formed neighborhoods that merged in irregular planes. Above them the mercantile districts soared in yet steeper slopes. Finally came the administrative and service levels. The city was a single unified structure that slanted upward by uneven steps to a central peaked tower. Covered with greenery, it would have seemed a part of the land, a lone resurgence of the archipelago of hills that curved away to the south. Now, with the vegetation lifeless and withered, exposing windows and doorways black as missing teeth and sea-veined stone dark as thunderheads, it was a gothic monstrosity, a stage set for some lost tragedy from humanity’s habiline past.