“Wh-what are you doing?” demanded Richard, his thin lips drained of color. Cape casually dropped the gun onto the desk, causing Richard to jump in his seat.
Cape looked up from the desk as if he’d forgotten Richard was sitting across from him. “What?”
“Explain yourself, sir,” said Richard. The words came out in a rush, but he was secretly pleased he’d been able to keep his voice under control.
Cape leaned forward and looked at Richard for a long minute before answering. Without realizing it, Richard leaned back in his chair and drew his knees together.
“I agreed to take you on as a favor to Bob Grecken,” said Cape. Mentioning the name of a well-known San Francisco lawyer would matter to someone like Richard. “And you hired me to determine if your chief financial officer was embezzling from your company.”
“I know why I hired-” began Richard, but Cape raised a hand to cut him off.
“But what you really wanted to know was whether or not your wife, who also works at your company, was having an affair with your chief financial officer.”
“I said it was a possibility,” said Richard. “I didn’t mean-”
Cape’s hand rose up again.
“Bullshit.”
Richard blinked but didn’t say anything.
“You didn’t want to come out and say it, or maybe Bob told you that I don’t take divorce cases anymore,” said Cape. “But you probably figured in the course of another investigation I might notice a few indiscretions along the way, and then you’d have what you wanted in the first place.”
Richard’s eyes narrowed. “What are you implying?”
“I’m not implying anything,” said Cape, his voice taking on gravel. “I’m telling you that you’re a moron.”
Richard’s eyes doubled in size.
“Here’s how it breaks down,” said Cape. “You’re boffing your secretary, a seemingly nice but hopelessly naive twenty-three year old with literary aspirations. And your wife-who is not nearly as naive as your secretary-is on to you.”
Richard’s mouth dropped open.
“And you signed a prenuptial agreement that would make Bill Gates fear for bankruptcy,” continued Cape, “since there was an infidelity clause in the document. I guess your wife knew enough about your past indiscretions to protect herself or at least guarantee that she could tear your balls off if you ever fucked her over.”
Richard’s mouth started working but nothing came out. With his eyes bugging out, Cape thought Richard looked like one of those bobble-head dolls.
“But the best part,” said Cape, his tone softening as he smiled, “is that you’re embezzling from your own company.”
Richard’s right eye started to twitch.
“Apparently those cocktail parties the local news is always mentioning cost more than you thought they would,” said Cape. “Or maybe you’ve got a gambling problem-you’ve been to Reno three times in the last two months and Vegas five times. It’s probably the gambling.”
“H-how…?” stammered Richard.
Cape ignored the question. “Then you cooked the books to frame your CFO, who, as far as I can tell, is a perfectly nice guy. He is a bit friendly with your wife, but not nearly as friendly as you are with your secretary.”
“We…we’re a privately held company,” Richard protested. “I showed you only portions of our financial reports. What you’re talking about is…is…” he trailed off lamely, realizing too late that protest was the quickest path to confession.
Cape shrugged. “I had someone hack into your network,” he said matter-of-factly. “And the rest was straightforward detective stuff.”
Cape briefly wondered how that would look on his business card:
Cape Weathers
The Straightforward Detective
But then decided against it. Too many words.
“Bob…the lawyer…he said I could trust you,” said Richard. His voice had dropped to barely more than a whisper.
“I talked to him myself,” said Cape. “He said I was honest-there’s a difference.”
Richard didn’t know what to say to that. Either that or he didn’t understand the distinction.
Cape shrugged. “Just goes to show, you can’t trust lawyers.”
As he waited for his future ex-client to say something, Cape absently took note of footsteps in the hallway outside his office. A heavy tread-either someone big or a Clydesdale, he couldn’t be sure. Finally, Richard broke the silence.
“What are you going to do?”
“I told you already,” replied Cape. “I’m going to shoot you. Given the litigation you’ll be up against, I’m practically doing you a favor.”
Richard smiled tentatively, one last attempt at charm. The lower classes were like animals-you had to demonstrate command of the situation at all times. Smile at the lunatic behind the desk and maybe this nightmare would end.
Cape picked up the gun. “You’re an arrogant asshole who thinks he’s smarter than everyone else, Richard,” he said evenly. “And you lied to me.” He pointed the gun squarely at Richard’s chest and thumbed back the hammer.
Richard stopped smiling. He started to raise his hands in protest just as Cape pulled the trigger.
Click.
“Shit,” Cape muttered. “Forgot to load it-gimme just a second.”
Setting the gun down, Cape started rummaging through the desk drawer. A moment later he produced a box of cartridges and set them next to the gun. “Be just a minute.” He didn’t look up as he cracked open the cylinder and started inserting one bullet at a time.
The screech of wood against wood was followed by the crash of a chair as Richard bolted toward the door. He let out a yelp as he collided with Beauregard Jones, whose massive frame almost blocked the exit entirely. Richard bounced off Beau like a pinball and ran, his footsteps echoing down the hallway.
Beau leaned into the office and smiled. “Another satisfied customer?”
Cape shrugged. “Wait till I send him a bill.”
“Got a minute?” asked Beau, taking a giant step into the office.
Cape stood and shook hands, then gestured toward the toppled client chair.
“As of that meeting you just witnessed, I’m currently unemployed.”
“Glad to hear it.”
“Thanks,” replied Cape, trying to put some hurt into his voice. “And here I thought we were friends.”
“That we are,” said Beau. “It’s why I’m here.”
“What’s the subject?” asked Cape. “With you it’s usually women or murder.”
Beau smiled briefly before answering.
“How about both?”
Chapter Seven
“You happen to look out your window yesterday?”
Beau’s size 14 shoes rested comfortably on Cape’s desk.
The office faced the bay, but any view of Alcatraz was blocked by the looming edifice of Aquarium of the Bay, which sat directly across the street at the entrance to Pier 39. A long walk down that pier led to a daily congregation of sea lions that had made the area a major tourist attraction, a bit of natural history you couldn’t see back home. Unfortunately, every square inch of the pier itself was crowded with stores and booths designed to empty tourists’ wallets long before they ever made it to the sea lions. With the addition of the Gap, the Hard Rock Cafe, and the Disney Store, the pier looked more like a strip mall than anything remotely related to nature or history.
But if you looked past the pier to the right, you could see the water and signs of mayhem from the day before. The police and federal agencies had cleared out, but the ship remained lodged at the base of Alcatraz. The tourist boat rammed by the ship was stuck bow-first in the sand on the far side of the island, the hull split open like an egg. All the crew and tourists had been topside, hurled into the water before the boat struck land.
The bizarre wreck had attracted a small fleet of sailboats and dinghies overloaded with passengers, most without life preservers but all wearing cameras around their necks. The Coast Guard and Harbor Patrol had a long week ahead of them until the two ships could be towed to the docks in Oakland.