“One of those?” I asked in disbelief.
Brad gurgled; no other word for the delight in his throat. “Round the back,” he said.
He drove into the forecourt, then along behind the cars, and turned a corner, and we found ourselves outside the wide-open doors of a garage advertising repairs, oil changes, MOT tests and Ladies and Gents. Brad held the car-finder out of his open window and pressed the red button, and somewhere in the shadowy depths of the garage a pair of headlights began flashing on and off and a piercing whistle shrieked.
A cross-looking mechanic in oily overalls came hurrying out. He told me he was the foreman in charge and he’d be glad to see the back of the Rover 3500, and I owed him a week’s parking besides the cleaning of the spark plugs of the V8 engine, plus a surcharge for inconvenience.
“What inconvenience?”
“Taking up space for a week when it was meant to be for an hour, and having that whistle blast my eardrums three times today.”
“Three times?” I said, surprised.
“Once this morning, twice this afternoon. This man came here earlier, you know. He said he’d bring the Rover’s new owner.”
Brad gave me a bright glance. The car-finder had done its best for us early on in the morning, it seemed: it was our own eyes and ears that had missed it, out of sight as the car had been.
I asked the foreman to make out a bill and, getting out of my own car, swung over to Greville’s. The Rover’s doors would open, I found, but the trunk was locked.
“Here,” said the foreman, coming over with the account and the ignition keys. “The trunk won’t open. Some sort of fancy lock. Custom made. It’s been a bloody nuisance.”
I mollifyingly gave him a credit card in settlement and he took it off to his cubbyhole of an office.
I looked at the Rover. “Can you drive that?” I asked Brad.
“Yerss,” he said gloomily.
I smiled and pulled Greville’s keys out of my pocket to see if any of them would unlock the trunk; and one did, to my relief, though not a key one would normally have associated with cars. More like the keys to a safe, I thought; and the lock revealed was intricate and steel. Its installation was typically Greville, ultra security-conscious after his experiences with the Porsche.
The treasure so well guarded included an expensive-looking set of golf clubs, with a trolley and a new box of golf balls, a large brown envelope, an overnight bag with pajamas, clean shirt, toothbrush and a scarlet can of shaving cream, a portable telephone like my own, a personal computer, a portable fax machine, an opened carton of spare fax paper, a polished wooden box containing a beautiful set of brass scales with feather-light weights, an anti-thief device for locking onto the steering wheel, a huge flashlight, and a heavy complicated-looking orange metal contraption that I recognized from Greville’s enthusiastic description as a device for sliding under flat tires so that one could drive to a garage on it instead of changing a wheel by the roadside.
“Cor,” Brad said, looking at the haul, and the foreman too, returning with the paperwork, was brought to an understanding of the need for the defenses.
I shut the trunk and locked it again, which seemed a very Greville-like thing to do, and took a quick look round inside the body of the car, seeing the sort of minor clutter which defies the tidiest habit: matchbooks, time-clock parking slips, blue sunglasses, and a cellophane packet of tissues. In the door pocket on the driver’s side, jammed in untidily, a map.
I picked it out. It was a road map of East Anglia, the route from London to Ipswich drawn heavily in black with, written down one side, the numbers of the roads to be followed. The marked route, I saw with interest, didn’t stop at Ipswich but went on beyond, to Harwich.
Harwich, on the North Sea, was a ferry port. Harwich to the Hook of Holland; the route of one of the historic crossings, like Dover to Calais, Folkstone to Ostend. I didn’t know if the Harwich ferries still ran, and I thought that if Greville had been going to Holland he would certainly have gone by air. All the same he had, presumably, been going to Harwich.
I said abruptly to the foreman, who was showing impatience for our departure, “Is there a travel agent near here?”
“Three doors along,” he said, pointing, “and you can’t park here while you go there.”
I gave him a tip big enough to change his mind, and left Brad keeping watch over the cars while I peg-legged along the street. Right on schedule the travel agent came up, and I went in to inquire about ferries for the Hook of Holland.
“Sure,” said an obliging girl. “They run every day and every night. Sealink operates them. When do you want to go?”
“I don’t know, exactly.”
She thought me feeble. “Well, the Saint Nicholas goes over to Holland every morning, and the Koningin Beatrix every night.”
I must have looked as stunned as I felt. I closed my open mouth.
“What’s the matter?” she said.
“Nothing at all. Thank you very much.”
She shrugged as if the lunacies of the traveling public were past comprehension, and I shunted back to the garage with my chunk of new knowledge which had solved one little conundrum but posed another, such as what was Greville doing with Queen Beatrix, not a horse but a boat.
Brad drove the Rover to London and I drove my own car, the pace throughout enough to make a snail weep. Whatever the Ipswich garage had done to Greville’s plugs hadn’t cured any trouble, the V8 running more like a V4 or even a V1½ as far as I could see. Brad stopped fairly soon after we’d left the town and, cursing, cleaned the plugs again himself, but to no avail.
“Needs new ones,” he said.
I used the time to search thoroughly through the golf bag, the box of golf balls, the overnight bag and all the gadgets.
No diamonds.
We set off again, the Rover going precariously slowly in very low gear up hills, with me staying on its tail in case it petered out altogether. I didn’t much mind the slow progress except that resting my left foot on the floor sent frequent jabs up my leg and eventually reawoke the overall ache in the ankle, but in comparison with the ride home from Ipswich five days earlier it was chickenfeed. I still mended fast, I thought gratefully. By Tuesday at the latest I’d be walking. Well, limping, maybe, like Greville’s car.
There was no joy in reflecting, as I did, that if the spark plugs had been efficient he wouldn’t have stopped to have them fixed and he wouldn’t have been walking along a street in Ipswich at the wrong moment. If one could foresee the future, accidents wouldn’t happen. “If only” were wretched words.
We reached Greville’s road eventually and found two spaces to park, though not outside the house. I’d told Brad in the morning that I would sleep in London that night to be handy for going to York with the Ostermeyers the next day. I’d planned originally that if we found the Rover he would take it on the orbital route direct to Hungerford and I would drive into London and go on home from there after I got back from York. The plugs having changed that plan near Ipswich, it was now Brad who would go to Hungerford in my car, and I would finish the journey by train. Greville’s car, ruin that it was, could decorate the street.
We transferred all the gear from Greville’s trunk into the back of my car, or rather Brad did the transferring while I mostly watched. Then, Brad carrying the big brown envelope from the Rover and my own overnight grip, we went up the path to the house in the dark and set off the lights and the barking. No one in the houses around paid any attention. I undid the three locks and went in cautiously but, as before, once I’d switched the dog off, the house was quiet and deserted. Brad, declining food and drink, went home to his mum, and I, sitting in Greville’s chair, opened the big brown envelope and read all about Vaccaro, who had been a very bad boy indeed.