Luisa was at the tub. She was wearing only a petticoat and washing her armpits with the bar of yellow laundry soap. Their conversation was entirely in Italian.
“Giovanni’s gone to work,” she said.
“Yes I know.”
“Ah? How did you know?”
“I passed through your room.”
“Ah,” she said. “Of course. And you noticed.” She glanced sidelong at Francesco, and then took a towel from a wooden rod nailed to the cabinet door. Studiously drying her armpits, she said, “I’m sending the children to my sister’s. She’ll feed them breakfast.”
“Why?” Francesco asked.
“It’s a holiday,” Luisa replied, and shrugged.
“Then I’ll go to Pino’s,” Francesco said. “He’ll give me breakfast there.” He paused. “So you can be free to enjoy the morning.”
“I’ll make breakfast for you,” she said.
“Thank you, but...”
“I’ll make breakfast.”
The two oldest Agnelli children burst into the kitchen, fully dressed and anxious to start for their aunt’s house, just down the block. Luisa gave the children a folded slip of paper upon which she’d scribbled a message to her sister, and kissed them both hastily. The oldest boy grinned at Francesco and said, “Goodbye, cocksucker.” In the other room, the baby began crying.
“He wants to be fed,” Luisa said, and again glanced sidelong at Francesco as she shooed the children out of the apartment. Francesco listened to them clattering noisily down the steps to the street. “Good,” Luisa said. “Now we’ll have some peace.” She smiled at Francesco, and went to fetch the baby.
Francesco stood near the door to the apartment. Was he really about to be seduced by this pig of a woman? Was this how he was to lose his virginity? The stirring in his groin was insistent. In another moment, he would be wearing his second flagpole of the morning. And in another moment, if he was not mistaken, Luisa would carry young Salvatore into the kitchen, where she would bare her breast to his ferociously demanding mouth. Given his own appetite of the moment, Francesco doubted he could resist shoving the tiny savior away from that bursting purple nipple and usurping the little nipper’s rightful place at the breakfast table. He argued with his hard-on, and made a wise decision.
He left the apartment and went to see Pino.
“My fellow Italian-Americans,” the man on the bandstand was saying, “it gives me great pleasure to be able to address you on this Independence Day in this great land of ours. Do not make any mistake about it. For whereas many of you have been on these shores for just a little while, it is a great land, and it is our land, yours and mine.”
The man was talking in Italian, and so Francesco understood every word. Your land, he thought. Not mine. My land is on the banks of the Ofanto. My land is Italy.
The bandstand was hung with red, white, and blue bunting. The man was wearing a straw boater and a walrus mustache, candy-striped shirt open at the throat, celluloid collar loosened, cuffs rolled back. The band behind him consisted of five pieces — piano, drums, trumpet, accordion, and alto saxophone. The musicians were wearing red uniforms with blue piping, white caps with blue patent leather peaks. On the face of the bass drum the words the SAM RYAN BAND were lettered in a semicircle. The sky behind the bandstand was as blue as my own blind eyes, streaked with wisps of cataract clouds that drifted out over the East River, vanishing as they went. The trees were in full leaf, a more resounding green than that of the emerald-bright lawn upon which the picnic guests were assembled before the bandstand. They were, these ghetto dwellers, dressed in their Sunday-go-to-meetin’ clothes because this was a celebration, and in their homeland a celebration was a festa, and a festa was by definition religious, and you dressed up for God unless you wished him to smite you from the sky with his fist, or to spit into the milk of your mother’s obscenity. (How’s that, Papa?)
The clothing exhibited on that lawn was a patchwork fancy of style and color, old-world garb mixing with new, yellows and pinks and oranges and whites in silk and organdy and cotton and linen, long dresses fanned out upon blankets in turn spread upon the grass, women holding parasols aloft to keep the sun off their delicate olive complexions, men fanning themselves with straw skimmers and mopping their brows with handkerchiefs cut from worn-out shirts, hemstitched, slurping beer foam from their mustaches as the man on the bandstand (an alderman, whatever the hell that was) went on and on about the glories of being a part of this wonderful nation called the United States of America, where there was freedom and justice for all, provided you didn’t run afoul of an Irishman’s pick. After the speech, Sam Ryan and his grand aggravation played a few choruses of “America, the Beautiful” and then (out of deference to the audience, which consisted mostly of guineas from the surrounding side streets of Italian Harlem) played not “My Wild Irish Rose” or “I’ll Take You Home Again, Kathleen,” but instead played a rousing mick rendition of “ ‘O Sole Mio!” followed by another all-time favorite (in Napoli, maybe) called “Funiculì-Funiculà.” Nobody sang along.
The beer barrels had been rolled out long before the alderman began his heart-rending speech about that old Statue of Liberty out there holding the torch of freedom aloft for all those tired, poor, and huddled masses, and everybody had a mug in his hand or tilted to his lips, and many of the picnickers who were not yet accustomed to American beer had had the foresight to bring along some good dago red made in the basements of countless rat-infested tenements. So the ladies and gentlemen tippled an assortment of sauce (no hard liquor anywhere, except behind Sam Ryan’s piano, in a pint bottle he swigged after each nerve-tingling number) and ate the sandwiches providently provided by the sponsors of this little outing, ham and cheese, or just plain ham, or just plain cheese on soggy rolls.
In those good old days of nineteen hundred aught one, contrary to today, when Republicans and Democrats alike give fund-raising dinners at a thousand dollars a plate, the vote of the common man was thought quite important, and both parties sought it avidly. Picnics and rallies were organized at the drop of a holiday, with free beer, sandwiches, ice cream, music, fun and frivolity for all, the only political hawking being in the form of buttons passed out for pinning to lapel or bosom, the equivalent of today’s bumper stickers. It was understood that none (or at least very few) of these noisy wops were as yet entitled to vote in America since they were not yet citizens and (in many cases) did not intend to become citizens. But even Hitler recognized the beauty of getting ’em while they’re young, and so the wise politicians of yesteryear handed out their little buttons with the Republican eagle on them (at this particular picnic) or the Democratic star (at a picnic some few blocks away), hoping to begin a painless form of education that would guarantee the casting of the right vote in the near or distant future. A penny saved is a penny earned, and it’s a wise man who knows his own father. Francesco took the button handed to him and promptly pinned it to Pino’s backside, where it was later discovered by Angelina, who burst into delighted laughter. Her amusement impressed Francesco not one whit. She was the cause of Pino’s defection, and Francesco wasn’t about to forgive her simply because she had a melodic laugh and beautiful white teeth and sparkling brown eyes, and Madonna, maybe he should have stayed in Luisa’s kitchen and sampled the cuisine!