Oh, let me count the ways. “No,” she told herself.
“Excuse me?”
“Nothing. Talking to myself. Bad habit.” She realized she was inviting him to think she was as nuts as her family thought her. “I mean…”
“That’s okay. I talk to myself sometimes too. Look, can I get you something? Anything?”
Confidence on tap, please. “I’m good. Wet, but good.”
He laughed.
She blushed. “I mean-”
“I know what you mean.” He studied her for a moment. “You’re like a breath of fresh air, you know that?”
She started to squirm, then stopped and looked at him right back. Was he…flirting with her? “How many times has that line worked for you?”
Leaning back against the shelves, he flashed that dimple, looking fairly off the charts while doing it, but not very abashed. “Quite a few, actually.”
She laughed. Laughed. Ask him to stand beneath the mistletoe, her body begged. She opened her mouth to do just that, just as he pushed away from the shelves and brought that leanly muscled body closer.
Oh boy.
His chest pressed into hers, and his arms, when he lifted them, surrounded her. Oh, God. Someone here did look at her, did see her…desire her.
He was going to kiss her.
“Oh,” she whispered, thrilled, even as her breath backed up in her throat. Yes, he was going to kiss her and she hadn’t had to ask. That was the very best kind, and she stared at his mouth. “Thank you,” she whispered. Thank you? God, be quiet. Don’t ramble now! “I’m just so glad-I mean…”
His mouth curved quizzically. It was a good mouth, an enticing mouth. Despite her reservations, despite the insane evening, she couldn’t wait to feel it on hers, to have him take her out of herself and make her feel wanted. Waiting for it, she closed her eyes, and-
“Here you go.”
She opened her eyes and met his golden ones.
He’d pulled something off the shelf behind her and was handing it to her.
A towel.
“You’ve got to be soaked through,” he said.
Well, her brain certainly. She took the towel and pressed it to her torso, because yes, she was soaked through. And that was the reason her nipples had gone all happy. The only reason.
God, she really was an idiot.
Pulling yet another towel off the shelf, he glided the soft material along her throat. “I’m really so sorry,” he murmured, his gaze on the task at hand.
Which was not kissing her.
“It’s okay.” Maturely, she closed her eyes again and wished for a huge, giant hole to swallow her up. “It wasn’t your fault.”
She heard him toss the towel aside, but she didn’t open her eyes. Couldn’t bring herself to. Until she felt his hand, his big, warm hand, cup her jaw. His fingertips were at her hairline now, just the simple, easy touch making her knees a little wobbly.
Damn champagne.
“Why do you look so familiar?” His mouth was close to her ear, close enough to cause a whole series of hopeful shivers to rack her body. He was rock-solid against her, all corded muscle and testosterone.
Lots of testosterone.
“I don’t know,” she whispered, still hoping for a big hole to take her.
“Are you sure you’re all right?”
“Completely.” Except, you know, not.
“Because I can’t help but think I’m missing something here.”
Yes, yes, he was missing something. He’d missed her whole pathetic attempt at a kiss seduction, for instance. And the fact that she was totally, one hundred percent out of her league here with him. But his eyes were deep, so very deep, and leveled right on hers, evenly, patiently, giving her the sense that he was always even, always patient. Never rattled or ruffled.
She wanted to be never rattled or ruffled.
“Am I?” His thumb glided over her skin, sending all her erogenous zones into tap-dance mode. “Missing something?”
“Yes. N-no. I mean…”
He smiled. And not just a curving of his lips, but with his whole face. His eyes lit, those laugh lines fanned out, and damn, that sexy dimple. “Yeah,” he murmured. “Definitely missing something.”
“I’m a little crazy tonight,” she admitted.
“A little crazy once in a while isn’t a bad thing.”
Oh boy. She’d bet the bank he knew how to coax a woman into doing a whole host of crazy stuff. Just the thought made her feel a little warm, and a nervous laugh escaped.
“You’re beautiful, you know that?”
She had to let out another laugh, but he didn’t as he traced a finger over her lower lip. “You are,” he murmured.
Beautiful? Or crazy?
“You going to tell me what brought you to this closet?”
“I was garnering my courage.”
“For?”
Well wasn’t that just the question of the night, as there were so many, many things she’d needed courage for, not the least of which was standing here in front of him and telling him what she really wanted. A kiss…
“Talk to me.”
She licked her lips. “There’s a man and a woman in that first office down the hall. Together. And they’re…not talking.”
“Ah.” A fond smile crossed his mouth. “You must have found Noah and Bailey. They’ve just come home from their honeymoon. So yeah, I seriously doubt they’re…talking.”
“Yeah. See…” She gnawed on her lower lip. “I was hoping for that.”
“Talking.”
“No. The not talking.”
Silence.
And then more silence.
Oh, God.
Slowly she tipped her head up and looked at him, but he wasn’t laughing at her.
A good start, she figured.
In fact, his eyes were no longer smiling at all, but full of a heart-stopping heat. “Can you repeat that request?” he asked.
Well, yes, she could, but it would make his possible rejection that much harder to take. “I was wondering your stance on being seduced by a woman who isn’t really so good at this sort of thing, but wants to be better…”
He blinked. “Just to be clear.” His voice was soft, gravelly, and did things to every erogenous zone in her body. “Is this you coming on to me?”
“Oh, God.” She covered her face. “If you don’t know, then I’m even worse at this than I thought. Yes. Yes, that’s what I’m pathetically attempting to do. Come on to you, a complete stranger in a closet, but now I’m hearing it as you must be hearing it, and I sound like the lunatic that everyone thinks I am, and-”
His hands settled on her bare arms, gliding up, down, and then back up again, over her shoulders to her face, where he gently pulled her hands away so he could see her.
“I saw the mistletoe,” she rushed to explain. “It’s everywhere. And people were kissing. And I couldn’t get kissing off my mind…God. Forget it, okay? Just forget me.” She took a step back, but because this was her, she tripped over something on the floor behind her. She’d have fallen on her ass if he hadn’t held her upright. “Thanks,” she managed. “But I need to go now. I really need to go-”
He put a finger to her lips.
Right. Stop talking. Good idea.
His eyes, still hot, and also a little amused-because that’s what she wanted to see in a man’s eyes after she’d tried to seduce him, amusement-locked onto hers. She couldn’t look away. There was just something about the way he was taking her in, as if he could see so much more than she’d intended him to. “Seriously. I’ve-”
He turned away.
Okaaaay…“Got to go.”
But he was rustling through one of the shelves. Then he bent to look lower and she tried not to look at his butt. She failed, of course. “Um, yeah. So I’ll see you around.” Or not. Hopefully not-