I waited.
He drew in a deep, sharp breath, then let it out in a rush of helpless sound. "She would have killed me had I not done her bidding."
"Of course she would have," I agreed.
"I begged her not to make me do it."
"Of course you did."
"I prayed—"
"Enough," Del snapped. She glanced at me. "Do you intend to kill him, or shall I?"
Bloodthirsty Northern bascha. I smiled, and let Fouad start sweating again. When the water and aqivi arrived—and Silk was shooed away—he poured cups of each and tasted both. Del rather pointedly turned her cup so her mouth would not touch the rim where his had touched. Me, I just picked up the aqivi and knocked back a slug.
Long practice kept me from choking. Long abstinence—from aqivi, anyway—burned a line of fire from throat, through gullet, into belly. But being the infamous Sandtiger, I did not indicate this. I merely took another big slug.
Del's brows pulled together briefly, but she blanked her face almost at once.
"So." I grinned companionably at Fouad. "At Sabra's behest, in fear for your life, you drugged our wine. I, innocent as a woolly little lamb, wandered off looking for someone and walked into a trap you helped set. Del, meanwhile—also drugged—was handed over to Umir the Ruthless to become a part of his collection." Umir the Ruthless had tastes that did not incline to women but to unusual objects. He was ruthless not because he was particularly murderous personally, but because he'd do anything to get what he wanted. Even if he hired others to murder for him. "Del apparently feels what you did is worthy of execution. But I'm a more generous soul. What do you suggest I do about this?"
Fouad's tone was a carefully weighed mixture of resignation, suggestion, and hope. "Forget it?"
I nearly choked on a mouthful of aqivi. Far less amused, Del stared him down.
Fouad, suddenly smaller on his stool, sighed deeply. "No, I suppose not."
"We could have been killed," Del said.
"No!" Fouad exclaimed. "Assurances were made . . ." As if realizing how ludicrously lame that sounded, he trailed off into silence. "Well," he said finally, "they were. I'm only a lowly cantina keeper, not a sword-dancer to parse between what is threat and what is honesty."
"You've parsed enough in the past," I reminded him. Fouad had always been an excellent source of information and interpretation.
He debated whether to acknowledge flattery or avoid it altogether. He shrank further inside his yellow robe.
"So," I said, "you really didn't think they'd kill us—"
"And they didn't!" Fouad, having discovered a salient point, sat upright on the stool again. "Are you not here? Are you not sitting before me, eating my bread and cheese, drinking my liquor?"
"Water," Del clarified, displaying her cup. "But yes, I will give you all of that: we are indeed alive and sitting before you. Eating and drinking. Whether you intended it or no."
"I didn't want you dead! Either of you!" He looked from Del to me, and back again. "Why would I? I have nothing to gain from your deaths. I wanted merely to prevent mine."
"What did she pay you?" I asked.
"Nothing!"
Del was clearly skeptical. "Nothing?"
"She permitted me to keep my life," Fouad explained. "I am somewhat attached to my life and considered it payment enough, under the circumstances. Though undoubtedly others might not agree." He eyed me, clearly expecting a reaction. Then a frown pinched his brows together. "You look—different."
"A full life will do that to you," I replied gravely. "Especially if you're sold off to a murderous female tanzeer intent on punishing you for killing her father, despite the fact that said father deserved to be slowly roasted to death over a nice bed of coals." As Aladar had been the one to throw me into his mines and nearly cost me my sanity, I felt justified in my stance.
Color deepened in Fouad's face. He stared hard at the surface of the table. "I am not proud of it."
"Oh, that does change matters," Del said with delicate irony.
"You would do the same!" he cried; and then abruptly recalled to whom he spoke. Two sword-dancers, who defended the lives of others—and their own—without recourse to such cowardly acts as drugging customers' wine. His breath came fast. "What do you want, then? To kill me?" He paused. "Really?"
I smiled sweetly. "Two-thirds of this place."
Del cut me a sharp glance, not being privy to my plan. Fouad missed it, being entirely taken up with the magnitude of my revenge.
I lifted a forefinger before he could sputter out a protest. "You might have told Sabra no."
"She'd have had me killed!"
"So could we," I reminded him. "Though at least we'd do you the courtesy of killing you ourselves, instead of hiring a total stranger to do the job." My gesture encompassed the cantina. "Two-thirds, Fouad. One-third for you, one-third for me, one-third for Del."
Del concentrated on drinking more water so as not to give away her bemusement. Such are the dynamics of negotiation. Even if you aren't truly negotiating but merely informing.
Fouad did not believe. His tone was incredulous. "You want to be a cantina keeper? Here? But—but you're a sword-dancer!"
"I'd have been a dead man, had Sabra succeeded," I said bluntly. "But I am very much alive, and prepared to leave you that way . . . should we reach an equitable agreement." I cut him off before he could speak again. "And no, I am not proposing that I play host, or tell you what kind of curtains to put in your windows, or that Del be a wine-girl." I could imagine what she'd say to that image later. "I was thinking we'd be silent partners."
"I do all the work, you take two-thirds of the profits," Fouad said glumly.
"I'm glad you grasp the pertinent details."
"For how long?" he asked.
"How long?"
"For how long do I have to put up with you?"
"What, are you already planning to hire Abbu or some such soul to knock me off?"
Fouad was stunned. "I would never do such a thing!" Whereupon he recalled that while he hadn't done precisely that, he had indeed contributed to the trap that could very well have have ended in my death.
"Two-thirds," Del said crisply. "Payable four times a year."
I nodded with grave dignity. Fouad screwed up his face.
"And I may just have an idea for those curtains," she added.
I suspect a knife in the gut might have proven less painful to him. But he eventually agreed, with much moroseness of expression.
"Good," I said. "As for how long, it's a lifetime arrangement. If I die, Del gets my one-third. If she dies, I get her one-third."
I'd given Fouad an opening. "And if you both die? You are sword-dancers, after all. Sword-dancers die."
I drank down the rest of my aqivi, then scratched idly at the claw marks in my face. "I plan to live forever."
Fouad looked. He saw. His lips parted. "Your finger," he said hoarsely.
I displayed both hands. "Fingers," I enunciated. "As I said, I've lived a full life."
He was stunned. "Sabra did that?"
"This? No." I didn't elaborate, which left him nonplussed.
"But—can you dance?"
I felt Del's look, but I did not return it. "Try me."
Fouad was perversely fascinated by the missing fingers. I saw him turn it over in his head, applying his knowledge of my past, my reputation, to the present sitting before him and all the implications. He more closely noted the shorn hair, doubled earrings– and whatever else you might see if you looked upon me now.