Dismissed in this kind but firm manner Phoebe withdrew, promising in response to a somewhat peremptory command from Tom to return to him as soon as she should have dined. Tom had suddenly been attacked by qualms. Phoebe was at once too innocent and too intimate with him to see anything equivocal in her position; he was fully alive to its impropriety, and he felt that he ought to keep her under his eye. Sylvester had certainly seemed to him to be a very good sort of a man, but he did not know him, after alclass="underline" he might be a hardened rake, and if that were so a very uncomfortable time Phoebe would have of it, alone with him in the coffee room, while her supposed protector lay tied by the leg in the best bedroom.
Had he but known it, Sylvester was not feeling at all amorous. He was tired, hungry, and in a fair way to regretting the impulse which had made him stop at the Blue Boar. To assist in an elopement was conduct quite unbecoming his position; moreover, it would lay him open to censure, which would not be easier to bear because it was justified. He was frowning down into the fire when Phoebe came into the room, and although he looked up at her entrance the frown did not immediately leave his brow.
She read in it condemnation of her attire, for she was still wearing her stuff travelling dress. He, on the other hand, had changed his buckskins and frockcoat for pantaloons and a long-tailed coat of fine blue cloth, and had arranged a fresh necktie in intricate folds about his throat. It was morning dress, but it made her feel dowdy. To her vexation she found herself explaining that she had not changed her own dress because she would be obliged to go out again to the stable.
He had not noticed what she was wearing, and he replied in the light, indifferent tone which always set up her back: ‘My dear Miss Marlow, there is no occasion to change your dress that I know of-and none for you to visit the stable again tonight, let me add!’
‘I must be satisfied that Trusty has not contrived to rid himself of his poultice,’ she said firmly. ‘I have very little faith in Will Scaling.’
‘You may have complete faith in Keighley.’
She made no reply to this, for while she felt that Keighley, who was developing a cough, ought not to leave the house, she was reluctant to reopen a quarrel just as she was about to sit down to dinner with Sylvester. She glanced uncertainly at him, and saw that the frown had yielded to a look of slight amusement. Having no idea that her countenance was a tolerably exact mirror for her thoughts, or that he had correctly interpreted the changes of expression that flitted across it, she was surprised, and looked inquiringly at him, her head a little tilted to one side.
She put him in mind of some small, brown bird. He laughed, and said: ‘You look like-a sparrow! Yes, I know just what you are wondering whether or not to say. As you wish, Miss Marlow: I will cast an eye over the horses before I go to bed, and if I find that that singularly inappropriately named horse has eaten his poultice I will engage to supply him with a fresh one!’
‘Do you know how to mix a bran poultice?’ she asked sceptically.
‘Better than you, I daresay. No, I don’t, in general, apply them myself, but I hold it to be an excellent maxim that every man should know more than his grooms, and be as well able to deal with whatever need may arise in his stables. When I was a boy the farrier was one of my closest friends!’
‘Do you have your own farrier?’ she asked, diverted. ‘My father does not, and it is something I have always wished for! But you will not mix a poultice in those clothes!’
‘Rather than incur your displeasure I will even do that!’ he assured her. ‘It will expose me to Keighley’s displeasure, of course, but I shan’t regard that. Which puts me in mind of something I have to tell you. I find that the grooms’ quarters here are not at all what Keighley is accustomed to: there is, in fact, only the room in which the ostler sleeps and that, being above that very ill-built stable, is extremely cold. I know you will agree that that will not do, and I hope you won’t dislike the arrangement I have made, which is that the daughter of the house is to give up her chamber to Keighley, and herself sleep on a trestle-bed in your room.’
‘Why shouldn’t she sleep in her mother’s room?’ objected Phoebe, by no means pleased with this further example of Sylvester’s high-handed ways.
‘There is not space enough,’ said Sylvester.
‘Or Keighley might share Will Scaling’s room?’
‘He would be afraid to.’
‘Nonsense! the poor boy is perfectly harmless!’
‘Keighley has the greatest dislike of half-wits.’
‘Then why don’t you let him set up a trestle-bed in your room?’ she demanded.
‘Because I should be very likely to catch his cold,’ explained Sylvester.
She sniffed, but appeared to find this answer reasonable, for she said no more. A welcome interruption was provided by the arrival upon the scene of Miss Alice Scaling, panting under the load of a tray piled high with covered dishes. She was a strapping girl, with apple-red cheeks, and a wide grin, and when she had dumped the tray down on the sideboard she paused a moment to fetch her breath before bobbing a curtsey to Sylvester, and reciting: ‘Mother’s compliments, and there’s chickens, and rabbit stew, and a casserole of rice with the giblets, and curd pudding, and apple fritters, and please to say if your honour would fancy the end of the mutton pie Mother and me and Will had to our dinner.’ A hissing admonition from the passage caused her to amend this speech. ‘Please to say if your grace would fancy it! There’s a tidy bit of it left, and it’s good,’ she added confidentially.
‘Thank you, I am sure it is,’ he replied. ‘I hardly think we shall need it, however.’
‘You’re welcome if you do,’ said Miss Scaling, setting out the dishes on the table with hearty good-will. ‘And no need to fear going short tomorrow, because you’re going to have a boiled turkey. I shall wring his neck first thing in the morning, and into the pot he’ll go the instant he’s plucked and drawed. That way he won’t eat tough,’ she explained. ‘We hadn’t meant to have killed him, but Mother says dukes is more important than a gobble-cock, even if he is a prime young ‘un. And after that we’ll have Mr. Shap’s pig off of him, and there’ll be the legs and the cheeks, and the loin, and the chitterlings and all, your honour! No, your grace! I do be forgetting!’ she said, beaming apologetically.
‘It makes no matter what you call me, but pray don’t wring your turkey’s neck on my account!’ he said, with a quelling glance at Phoebe, who showed every sign of succumbing to an unseemly fit of giggling.
‘What’s a turkey?’ said Miss Scaling, in a large-minded spirit. ‘Happen we can come by another of them, but dukes ain’t found under every bush, that’s what Mother says.’
On this piece of worldly wisdom she withdrew, pulling the door shut behind her with enough vigour to drown Phoebe’s sudden peal of laughter.
‘What an atrocious girl you are!’ remarked Sylvester. ‘Don’t you know better than to laugh at yokels?’
‘It was your face, when she said you were more important than a gobble-cock!’ explained Phoebe, wiping her eyes. ‘Has anyone ever told you that before?’
‘No, never. I take it to be a handsome compliment. But she mustn’t slay that turkey.’
‘Oh, you have only to give her the price of another bird and she will be perfectly satisfied!’
‘But nothing would prevail upon me to eat a bird that had been thrust warm into the pot!’ he objected. ‘And what are chitterlings?’