Chapter Twenty-Four
Star Bay Resort had bars, lounges, restaurants, and a small casino, and offered swimming, boating, hiking among the bucolic farmsteads, and an outdoor game played on rolling downs to the south of the buildings. The object of the game was to hit a ball toward a distant target. Players took turns tossing the ball in a soft underhand lob to a member of the opposite team, who (hopefully) swatted it with a flat-sided bat toward the target, a post with a small statuette perched on top.
Mannix’s invitation at the bar had segued into the four sailors going around together, although Todd wasn’t completely comfortable palling around with two First Classes and a Second. Tollison was big, burly, and well-nigh imperturbable as such people often are, and Mannix was always cheerful—although they quickly found out that he was never so sunnily loquacious as when he was royally pissed. All four of them found the game addictive, and by the third day were willing, even eager, to spend all afternoon playing “cricket golf”.
Peters placed his ball with Mannix pitching, declined to try for doubles—if the ball went out of the circle, you had to bat it back—and eyed the statuette bemusedly. They all had names, which the sailors had promptly discarded in favor of Bear, Bat, Gremlin, Ghoul, Monkey, Bubblehead, and Dracula. “Wonder if we’ll get to meet the rest of ‘em,” he wondered aloud.
“How’s that, John?” Mannix asked.
Peters gestured at the statuette, then at the staff member who had charge of the equipment, carrying it on a low cart with wire-spoked wheels. “We done met the bats, and here’s the Gremlin,” he explained.
Mannix raised his eyebrows. “You know, you’re pretty damn bright for a backwoods hick,” he remarked. “I actually hadn’t made the connection.”
Peters caught movement out of the corner of his eye. “Hold up,” he said. “Somethin’s goin’ on.”
A Bermuda catamaran about five meters long was drawn up on the beach, and a semicircle of locals was gathered around it. Most of them were in the bright red and flame-yellow livery of the hotel staff, and one, fairly important by the number of tassels and doodads attached to his costume, was haranguing the occupants of the boat, waving pipestem arms to emphasize his points.
One of the people in the boat was a local, dressed in an abbreviated version of the garish livery suitable for swimming. He was giving as good as he got, or so it seemed, waving his arms and shouting in counterpoint to his accusers on shore. The other two were humans, and had to be officers because one of them was a woman. She was one of the minority who had had her breasts removed and stored for later reattachment when she wasn’t pulling six gees regularly, and the prosthetic skin over her pectoral muscles was bright purple.
The four sailors watched the scene for a few moments. “I suppose someone had better intervene,” Mannix suggested, looking sidewise at Peters.
Peters snorted. “Hmph. I reckon I know who that’ll have to be, the rest of you can just about order beer.” He watched for a bit more, then sighed. “Well, there ain’t nothin’ for it,” he observed sourly. “Todd, you better come along. The rest of you, back us up if it gets nasty.”
“You got it,” said Mannix, the shortest speech they’d heard out of him.
Peters and Todd scrambled down the slope, slipping and sliding where the turf of the downs gave way to beach. Their approach caused a pause in the action, both boatman and flunky falling silent and watching as they came closer. “Can I help in some way?” Peters asked, with the abbreviated bow that the locals used on such occasions.
“Good, somebody can speak these people,” the chief flunky said with noticeable relief, and returned the bow somewhat more deeply. “Tell them this not good place for little boat, need to go back with others.” He gestured to the northwest, where several small craft were sailing back and forth in the light breeze. His Grallt was about like Todd’s, not fluent but understandable.
“Dih,” the boatman put in. “Rocks. Dangerous.”
“I’ll tell them,” Peters promised. “Afternoon, sir, ma’am,” he said to the occupants of the boat.
“What the Hell’s going on here?” the male officer demanded. “Tell these freaks to get us back in the damn water. Why the Hell did this little asshole beach us, anyway?”
Peters couldn’t place the male officer beyond one of the backseaters. “They say these waters ain’t suitable for small craft, sir. The coxs’n says rocks in the area. They’d be obliged if you’d go back out with the others, sir.”
The officer looked disgusted. “Dammit, I’ve been sailing small craft since I was three.” He glared at Peters. “I don’t need half-pint freaks and enlisted people telling me where I can go.”
“No, sir, but it’s their boat, and they know the waters, sir.”
“Fuck that,” said the female officer; Ms. Williams, 206, it was. “You’re Peters, aren’t you? Tell these creeps to let us go, or I swear to God I’ll toss this one overboard—” She gestured at the boatman “—and we’ll bring the fucking boat back when we’re good and Goddamned ready.”
“Ma’am, I reckon that ain’t a good—”
“That was a direct order, sailor,” the male officer spat.
“Aye, aye, sir,” Peters said resignedly. “They say they are experienced operators of small boats,” he told the resort official. “They insist on using the boat as they like.”
“They never here before,” the official pointed out. “Don’t know conditions. Tell them go back.”
“I told them that,” Peters advised. “But they are my superiors. I can’t give them instructions.”
“Boat my charge,” the flunky pointed out. “I give instructions.”
“What’s going on here?” The tone of the bellow brought Peters’s back straight by reflex. “Are my officers being detained? What for?” Commander Bolton wanted to know, at the top of his lungs.
“Who this person?” the staff flunky asked.
“This is the First of all humans aboard Llapaaloapalla,” Peters explained. “He asks why his people are not free to go as they wish.”
“Hell if I know, sir,” the male officer said indignantly. “We were just going along, no trouble, then this guy—” he indicated the boatman “—beached us. I don’t know what the problem is.”
“Your First sounds not patient,” the local observed. “You seem understand situation. You explain?”
“I’ll try,” said Peters with some reluctance.
“Do you know anything about this, sailor?” Bolton asked Peters directly.
“Yes, sir, the manager here—” Peters had decided that the local must be a manager of some sort “—says the boat’s out of its safe area, sir. He’d appreciate it if they’d take it back with the others.”
Bolton snorted. “Hmph. Do you think you can get to the bottom of this?” he asked Dreelig, who came up panting.
Dreelig eyed Peters with disfavor and had words with the local. “This is the manager of the boat rental office,” he explained when they’d exchanged a few sentences. “There are rocks near here, and the currents are bad. Small boats like this one aren’t safe in this area, and he was trying to get Mr. Goetz and Ms. Williams to allow the boatman to take the boat back to the safe area.”
“Hmph. All right, Goetz, you and Williams get that thing back over there.” Bolton waved at the other boats.
“But sir—”
“No ‘buts’, Goetz, I didn’t bring you people out here to get drowned on some reef. Get going.”
“Yes, sir,” said Goetz with resignation. “Come on, Claudia, we have to go back and play with the other kiddies.”
“Yeah,” Williams agreed. She twisted her mouth disgustedly. “Some people got no sense of adventure.”