He had, in fairness to the case he would soon become a part of, tried four murder cases since he’d begun working with the DA’s office. He liked murder cases because they usually guaranteed a lot of newspaper coverage. His first murder case had been brought to him by the detectives of the 49th Squad, an open-and-shut Murder One that anyone fresh out of law school could have tried successfully. Mulligan milked the case for all it was worth. The trial should have been over and done with in two weeks at the most. Mulligan stretched it to a month, with headlines screaming every day, and would have stretched it even further if the judge hadn’t begun issuing some subtle hints about the “seemingly inexhaustible supply of rhetoric at this trial.” Mulligan got his headlines, and he also got his conviction, and then—because nothing succeeds like success, that’s how the saying goes, go tell it to Larry Parks—he was assigned another murder case shortly thereafter, and then another, and then yet another, the number of murders committed in that fair city being almost as inexhaustible as the supply of rhetoric at his first trial.
As he left the courthouse and walked down the broad flat steps in front of the building, he was wondering what he’d be working on after they had demolished this cheap racketeer with his phony meat market covering up a multimillion-dollar vice ring. He did not know he would become involved in the case the 87th was now working on, but he certainly hoped his next one would be another murder trial. He was also thinking about what he would order for lunch.
The restaurant he habitually frequented was off on one of the side streets bordering the financial district. Most of the lawyers who had any traffic with the downtown courts lunched there, and he enjoyed the quiet buzz that usually accompanied his entrance into the place. He had no idea what any of the attorneys were whispering about him behind their hands, but he was sure it was good. As he entered the restaurant that afternoon, he saw two young lawyers interrupt their conversation and turn in his direction. He did not acknowledge their stares in any way. He stood unobtrusively immense just inside the doorway, the courtroom dynamo in his civilian disguise, and waited for the proprietress of the restaurant to discover him.
She discovered him almost immediately.
“Oh, Mr. Mulligan,” she said, distressed. “I did not know you were coming today. Your table is taken.”
“Oh?” Mulligan said, his eyebrows raising just a trifle, an only faintly interested expression on his face. “Didn’t my secretary call?”
“No, Mr. Mulligan, I’m sorry. She didn’t.”
“Well…” Mulligan said, and he turned a gently anticipatory inquiring look on the flustered proprietress, a look that firmly demanded, “Well, what do you propose to do about this intolerable set of circumstances?”
The proprietress knew how to read looks, because she’d been dealing with lawyers both here and in the old country, and they were all the same, they all stank.
“I’ll get you another table, Mr. Mulligan,” she said, “a very nice table in the other room. Come with me, I’ll take care of you.”
She started to turn, and then stopped in her tracks, and a smile flowered on her face, and she said, “Wait, they’re leaving. Look, they’re just paying their check. See, Mr. Mulligan? It all turned out all right, after all. You can have your own table.”
“I appreciate that,” Mulligan said. “Sincerely, I do.”
The two gentlemen sitting at Mulligan’s customary table paid the check, rose, lit their cigars, and left the restaurant. The waiter changed the tablecloth, and held the chair for Mulligan as he sat. Mulligan pulled the chair close to the table and, without looking at the waiter, said, “Dewar’s on the rocks, please,” and then relaxed and looked through the huge plate-glass window at the street outside. He enjoyed sitting in the same spot each day, because it made him easier to identify. He particularly enjoyed this table immediately adjacent to the window because it enabled him to be identified from outside the restaurant as well as inside. A fellow attorney passed the table, said, “Hello, Andy, how are you?” and touched him on the shoulder. Mulligan smiled in response and wondered where the hell his scotch was. The waiter brought it almost instantly.
“Would you like to order now, Mr. Mulligan?” the waiter asked.
“I’ll look over the menu,” Mulligan said. The waiter brought the card, and Mulligan picked up his glass of scotch, took a sip of it, and began reading. The menu rarely changed. He almost knew it by heart.
He was wondering whether he should have the crabmeat au gratin when suddenly the plate-glass window alongside the table shattered.
Mulligan didn’t have time to react to the falling glass because it had been shattered by a bullet, and the next thing the bullet shattered was the bone just below his right temple.
If there had been a scale of importance for homicide, ranging from zero for the least important to ten for the most important, Blanche Lettiger would have clocked in at zero, Sal Palumbo would have registered a resounding two, and both Anthony Forrest and Randolph Norden would have fallen somewhere between the three and four mark.
Andrew Mulligan fell snoot-first into his glass of Dewar’s on the rocks and promptly sent the murder meter soaring to seven-point-eight. There were two leading afternoon newspapers in the city, one big, one small, you paid your money and you took your choice. They both stank. The big one always printed its headline-above-the-headline in red type. The tabloid-sized one always printed its headline-above-the-headline in blue type, because it was a very liberal newspaper and didn’t want people to think it was too liberal, in fact didn’t want even the slightest association with the color red. The big newspaper’s headline that afternoon read SNIPER SLAYS D.A. The headline-above-the-headline was printed in red and it said: MULLIGAN’S TRIUMPHS, p. 5. The tabloid-sized newspaper’s headline that afternoon read MULLIGAN MURDERED, and across the top of the page, in blue, THE FIGHTING D.A., A Study by Agnes Lovely, p. 33. Agnes Lovely’s study had been composed in fifteen minutes by backtracking through the paper’s morgue shortly before press time. The news story, on the other hand, read more like a study, because it was a policy of the blue-headline tabloid to make every item of news sound like a piece of fiction in a popular magazine. If President Kennedy sent a new tax bill to Congress, the blue-headline tabloid started the story something like this: These ancient halls were still with contemplation today. There was a paper to be considered, a decision to be made. The paper had come down to them from above, a document that could change the lives of everyone in the nation, a document that…and so on. Somewhere toward the end of the news story, the reporter usually revealed what the hell he was talking about. Up to that time, he was writing for atmosphere and suspense.
There were many people in the city who felt that the rifle death of an assistant district attorney contained enough atmosphere and suspense all by itself. These people foolishly felt that all a newspaper was supposed to do in a news story was tell the facts, ma’am. But the blue-headline newspaper, you see, was really running a disguised school for fiction writers, someone having told the city editor that Ernest Hemingway had once been a newspaper correspondent. The city editor also felt that most of the people in the city were illiterate. He would have liked to fill his newspaper with a lot of photographs beneath which would be short, sharp captions, but a morning newspaper in the city had been using that format for a good many years now, and the city editor of the blue-headline tabloid didn’t want to seem like a copycat. So instead, he decided that illiterate people would rather not have their news straight from the shoulder, but would instead prefer reading each story as if it were a chapter of a long novel about life.