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“I’m over here,” said the hole, as a fistful of toothbrushes came flying out of it.
John May walked to the earth mound surrounding the edge and looked down. His partner was on all fours in the muddy pit, scrabbling at sheaves of half-buried Bakelite handles. What on earth did he think he was doing?
“I told you it was a toothbrush factory,” Bryant panted. “The estate agent insisted it was dentures.”
“I’m sorry?”
“My new apartment, it’s converted from the only remaining part of a toothbrush factory that survived the wartime bombing. This whole area was riddled with small workshops.”
“After all this time I still don’t understand you,” complained May, giving him a hand out of the quagmire. “You go missing from the unit without telling anyone where you’re heading, and now I find you at home? And why do you have to know the history of the ground you live on? Why can’t you just leave things alone?”
“Well, yes, that would be the easiest thing to do,” Bryant admitted, “but so many questions would remain unanswered. Did you not wonder how I managed to buy this place so cheaply?” Bryant had made his new home on the unfashionable side of Chalk Farm, which bordered the fashionable, expensive, celebrity-riddled Primrose Hill.
“Let me guess. It was cheap because it has a peculiar shape, uneven floors, damp patches, a leaky flat roof that appears to be made of tin, and is built on a triangular piece of overgrown waste ground barely ten yards from a heavily used railway line?”
“It has character.”
“It has mice.”
“And it has no foundations. That’s why it was cheap.” Bryant stamped mud from his Wellingtons and entered the yellow brick apartment through an old-fashioned green stable door divided across the middle.
“So it’s liable to fall down as well. You know it was never designed to be lived in. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was illegal to do so. Poor Alma, how she must miss her cosy apartment in Battersea. Have you got any heating?”
“Not as such,” Bryant admitted. “Now that you mention it, Alma has been covetously glancing at brochures on Antigua lately. The toothbrush-making machinery probably kept the whole place warm in winter. Never mind, there’s a stack of broken trestle tables at the end of the garden. I could burn them if it gets really cold.”
“Look, I’ll bring you a portable radiator. And throw out all those filthy toothbrushes.” May’s St John’s Wood flat was as clean and bare as an operating theatre. Even April had warned her grandfather that he was exhibiting signs of an obsessive-compulsive disorder. May reacted to the chaos of the world around him by creating a hygienic haven where he could work and think far into the night. Bryant, on the other hand, seemed to be living with the ants.
“I rather thought I’d create an artwork with the toothbrushes, although I’m not sure how easy it is to carve Bakelite. I suppose my fleeting interests are a bit of a curse. To whom will I pass on all my arcane knowledge? I do admire your ability to draw a line underneath the past and leave it alone.”
“It’s the best thing to do,” said May, searching for somewhere clean to sit. He was worried by the fact that his partner was digging in the garden at a time when he should have been concentrating on the case. Every few months, fresh fears assailed him about Bryant’s advancing age affecting his abilities. Everyone had doubts as they grew older, but when wrong decisions were made in the course of crime detection, lives were at stake. He hoped he would once again be proven wrong but could not shake the feeling that they were now living on borrowed time.
“Exactly, you see. England has the most contemporary spiritual landscape in Europe. Why not make the most of it? Continuity has been fractured, leaving a spiritual vacuum. The meaningful aesthetics of family and religion have fallen by the wayside. We have tribalisms, but no belief system against which we can measure ourselves. And just when we’re free to reinvent ourselves on this wonderful blank canvas, to finally prove responsible for our own destinies, international corporations are busy trying to fill the void. What could be more grotesque than companies behaving like vengeful deities by copyrighting the genetic code, or stopping seeds from reproducing? So someone must remain behind to remember the past, and I’ve appointed myself for the task. Do you want tea?”
“I’ll make it,” May insisted. “You get cleaned up.”
Bryant’s landlady had been hard at work in the jumble of cavernous, damp rooms that now constituted their home. 'Youched by her decision to give up her Battersea apartment for him, Bryant had placed the new property in her name, in order that she could continue to call herself his landlady. In return, she had transformed the inhospitable chambers, dividing areas off for dining and relaxing, but making sure not to touch the room designated as Bryant’s study.
Here were stored the surviving texts and artifacts that shaped and informed his life: Beethoven sonatas and Socratic dialogues; Greek mythologies; treatises on the Essex witches and the dinner parties of Attila the Hun; accounts of Walpole, Cibber, Keats, and Pepys; the poems of Philip Larkin and the concerts of Sir Malcolm Sargent; eyewitness accounts of the Conquistadors entering Mexico City; the discovery of Virginia and the great Knightsbridge safe-deposit raid of 1987; the kings of England and fights historical (“from Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical”); books on insects, dowsers, the art of skittles, great sea disasters, sand dancers, Japanese ferns, sausage-making, code-breaking, the films of Launder and Gilliat, underground rivers, bus routes of the 1920s, the lost lion statues of London, the whereabouts of Lord Lucan and the private diary of Laurence Shirley, the only British earl to be hanged for murder; folders filled with clippings of forgotten crimes, photographs of dead admirals and the interior decoration of Victorian brothels. On top of this nightmarish mélange was a brand-new stack of youth-oriented lifestyle magazines. May was touched by the thought that his partner was at least trying to adjust to the modern world, although he had no doubt that the attempt was doomed.
“You recall we were having a conversation about the English concept of home,” called May, searching for cups. “You said the convoluted shapes of London streets trapped residents in coils from which they never truly escaped.”
“You only have to look at the figures, dear chap. We’re bombarded by adverts for faraway places, but many of us barely manage to stray more than a few miles from where we started.”
“Something came up this afternoon. I went to see the teacher of the pupils who barracked you. He’s a postmodern relativist with a chip on his shoulder about elite education, but he managed to suggest something interesting about the Highwayman. According to him, the area on which the estate is built has always had a champion, a kind of vigilante. What do you know about distance decay?”
Bryant thoughtfully poured out some sepia tea and passed over a tray of misshapen biscuits. “Oh, I read an article about this. People subconsciously make an energy analysis before they go anywhere. Consequently they make lots of short trips but few long ones.”
“That’s right. Criminals carry out mundane crimes close to home, and travel further afield to commit violent acts. They keep a buffer zone around their immediate area of residence in order to avoid recognition. Villains escape to the safety of home, but still often return to their crimes. Are these raisins?” May pointed to something in a lumpen biscuit of dubious provenance.
“I don’t know. Alma’s eyesight isn’t what it was, so they could be dried peas.” Bryant scrunched his features as a biscuit fought back against his dentures. “Ever hear of Governor Joseph Wall? He had a man flogged to death in Gorée, an island off the coast of the Gambia, in 1782. After guiltily hiding out in France and Italy, he returned to England and wrote to the Secretary of State offering to meet the charges against him. Twenty years had passed, and he didn’t realise that the matter had been completely forgotten. Naturally, we thanked him for returning, then executed him. My point being,” Bryant paused for breath as he brought out fresh biscuits and, more mysteriously, a plate of Brazil nuts, “that the man felt he was unable to go home without giving himself up, and chose to take that risk, which suggests that the territorial instinct maintains a very powerful hold on us. Now, if that territory consistently attracts a certain class or type, they’ll always return. So if we assume that our Highwayman’s possible home base is on the estate, it would explain why he has travelled within a certain radius to commit his attacks. He might be choosing his victims not by their celebrity status but by the fact that they venture into his field of operation.”