The discovery livened everyone up. Where had the barefoot guys gone? The idea that eyes might be watching us out of the bush was interesting, and as we fixed the targets for the claymores, we kept a sharp lookout. A grey lourie called persistently from tall trees in the middle distance: go-wee, go-wee. After every few calls it flew to another perch and started again, and when it was stationary, it was impossible to make out, especially when the heat haze built up and everything began to shimmer.
‘He can see somebody,’ Jason told me. ‘He only call for humans.’ But as far as we could tell, it was us, rather than anyone else, the lourie was barracking, telling us to go away.
We were coming back from the targets when Joss called us across to look at something — a tunnel about a foot in diameter, going down into the ground at an angle.
‘Hey, man!’ he said, as I stopped in front of it. ‘Don’t stand there. You might have an accident to your wedding gear.’
‘What is it?’
‘The hole was dug by an aardvark, an ant-bear. You know, with a long snout, like this?’ With his hands he sketched a downward-pointing proboscis. ‘He’s the greatest excavator in creation. He digs himself a hole like this every night. But now, I think we’ve got a warthog in residence.’
‘How can you tell?’
‘There.’ He pointed at a heap of round balls of dung, quite fresh-looking, a few feet away. ‘The thing is, warty can’t turn round in a hole like this, so he goes in backwards, and when he comes out, he comes like a—’
As he was still saying ‘rocket’ a subterranean rumble started up and with a terrific rush a bristling grey pig erupted into the open. Vicious curved tusks gleamed yellow-white on either side of its snout, and it made off at high speed, with its ridiculous tail straight up in the air.
‘You see,’ Joss giggled. ‘A hundred kilos, jet-propelled. Get that amidships, and you wouldn’t feel very well.’
By 1030 the sun was really hot and our party was glad to sit in the shade, not interfering, while the Kamangans set their claymores and ran the firing wires back. I reckoned they’d put the mines too far from the targets, and told them so, but I wanted them to learn from experience, so when they stood up for what they had done, I gave in and let things rest. Once that job was finished, we were ready to roll back to camp.
So far we’d given no indications on timing. All we’d told Joss was that the exercise would go down that night. At last light his guys would move forward on foot to a forming-up point, and then, in the dark, they’d go on to occupy the ambush position itself. All they’d know was that the arms shipment might come through any time within the twenty-six hours from 2200 that day to 2400 the next. What we didn’t tell them was that we had no intention of cracking off the action during the first night. That would make things too easy. Instead, we planned to have them lie out all night and all the next day before we made anything happen.
Back in camp, we got a surprise. The British Embassy in Mulongwe had sent a message via Hereford saying that the President intended to visit our training establishment to watch Alpha Commando in action.
‘The President!’ I went. ‘For fuck’s sake! Who is he?’
‘Haven’t a clue,’ said Stringer, who’d taken the radio message. ‘It just said “The President”.’
‘He’s called Bakunda,’ said Genesis, who always did his homework. ‘General Kabwe Bakunda.’
‘Back under!’ said Phil, derisively. ‘Sure it’s not Bakongo, or Banzongo, or Bonanza? What about Canaan Banana!’
‘They put him away for getting his banana up the wrong end,’ said Pav. ‘Big joke!’
‘Wrong,’ went Mart. ‘He did a runner over the border.’
‘Yeah,’ I said. ‘But they went after him and nicked him.’
Genesis grinned, tolerantly, and said, ‘Definitely Bakunda. And his nickname is Rhino.’
‘Firekin ’ell!’ groaned Whinger. ‘That’s all we need.’
‘What does he want,’ I asked, ‘a bloody drill parade?’
‘No, no,’ said Stringer. ‘He wants to see his guys working.’
‘He’d better get a shift on, then. We’re supposed to move south the day after tomorrow. When’s he due?’
‘They were talking about this afternoon or tomorrow.’
‘This afternoon’s no good. Tell them tomorrow. That’s his best chance. How’s he getting here, anyway? Not by road, surely?’
‘No, chopper. Apparently he’s got a Puma.’
‘Well,’ I said, ‘bollocks to him. We’re not going to make any special arrangements. If he comes, he can fucking walk out to the ambush site like everyone else. I’m not having him fly in. It would make the whole thing too phoney. Tell them tomorrow afternoon, Stringer, and get an ETA. Seventeen hundred would be best for us. Tell them he’ll have to walk at least fifteen ks in the dark. And if he wants to see the ambush go down, he’d better plan to stay overnight.’
Stringer looked a bit uneasy at all my instructions. In his innocence he obviously thought everyone should go on their knees in front of the President, so I told him not to worry: just carry on.
I thought Joss might be fazed by the news, but on the contrary, he seemed quite chuffed. Although he’d never met Bakunda, he reckoned the guy was all right; apparently he’d been through Sandhurst, and had some genuine military experience. His rank was not entirely unearned.
‘No sweat,’ he said, cheerfully. ‘Let Rhino join the party!’
‘Why’s he called Rhino?’ Pav demanded. ‘Anything to do with the thickness of his skin?’
‘Could be,’ Joss agreed. ‘But it’s more to do with his shape. His height and width are exactly the same — no difference at all.’
Joss gave his briefing at 1600 in the shade of an ebony grove. By then the power of the sun was declining, and under the big trees the air was pleasantly cool. The Kamangans sat round on the earth in their four patrols of eight, each with a couple of NCOs in command. The SAS team sat in a semi-circle behind Joss, keeping a low profile while he talked.
With the Africans grouped together like that, the variations in their uniform became obvious. The guys were all wearing DPMs of a sort, but there were differences in pattern and colour which showed the garments had come from different sources. Some men wore berets, dark green or black, some had woolly balaclavas, some wide-brimmed bush hats; a few sported American pudding-basin helmets, a few more had long-peaked DPM caps, and others were bareheaded. Their weapons were more standardised: AK47s and Galils formed the main armament. In each patrol there were two RPGs and one gympi, and everyone, no matter what weapon he carried, wore bandoliers of 7.62mm ammunition slung both ways across the chest. One or two of the guys also had fearsome-looking machetes in scabbards attached to their belts. I’d seen them fanatically sharpening those knives for hours on end, until they could have shaved with them. Not that many of them did much shaving; the majority hardly seemed to grow any beard. Jason was a bugger for sharpening: he was at it day and night, as if doggedly preparing for some major carve-up.
We hadn’t liked to enquire too much about the scars most of them had on their faces. We assumed they were tribal marks, but the only man we questioned — about the row of small vertical cuts he had under each eye — claimed that they were the result of some operation he’d had for vision defects when he was a child.
Most of these men were Kaswiris, the tribe that occupied the northern half of the country. The rebels were Afundis, their traditional enemies in the south. Even though we hadn’t seen any fighting yet, we’d heard any number of stories about how each tribe hated the other’s guts. It sounded just like the Hutus and Tutsis in Rwanda. Given the slightest excuse, either side would start a massacre.