I don't even get to say hello. She's across the room in a flash.
“Look at this!” she says, thrusting the box into my hands.
I'm looking at the box I wrapped in beautiful, fuchsia paper. The wrapping paper has little gold pineapples on it. Inside, I know, is a thick fuchsia taper. Attached in a ring at the base of the taper are fuchsia and orange tropical silk flowers with cascades of purple, orange and fuchsia ribbons. I've never seen a more beautiful passing candle in all my years, if I do say so myself.
I also know that these are the colors and flowers of Lori's dream wedding.
I am SO bad!
“Pretty box. Is that for me? Late birthday present?”
“No!” she snarls, opens the lid and shows me what's inside. “Don't be coy with me, missy. I think you already know exactly what this is.”
I give her my best puzzled look.
“This is your work, Jadyn. This candle is beautifully decorated, and I know you made it. She squints her eyes at me, puts her hand on her hip, and speaks in a threatening tone. “Whose is it?”
“My work? I've never decorated a candle before,” well, except this one, “in my life. What are you talking about?”
“This bow,” she points, “looks exactly like the bows you made for all our Christmas presents.”
Damn!
This girl is too observant and maybe too smart for her own good. I briefly wonder if she's already conducted forensic research on the box. I figure next she'll tell me she's dusted it for fingerprints.
Damn! I knew I should have worn gloves.
“Let me see your hand,” she demands, grabbing my left hand, probably getting ready to fingerprint and incriminate me.
But instead, I see she is glaring at my very empty ring finger.
She shocks the hell out of me when she asks, “Did you get engaged, Jade?”
She looks at me seriously. It's really hard for me not to just laugh hysterically in her face, but I refrain from doing so because I'm a good friend, and I realize that she's in distress.
But her next question very nearly blows me away.
“Did you and Phillip finally come to your senses and get together? Are YOU passing this candle tonight?”
Okay ha ha, maybe she's not that smart.
Her hands are on her hips, so I get the impression that she is quite serious. Gosh, I wish I was recording this, so we could all laugh about it later.
“Me, engaged?” And to Phillip, of all people? Are you serious? I'm dating, like two, well maybe three different guys right now, NONE of which is Phillip. And by the way, they make bows like this,” I say in a know-it-all voice, while flipping the ribbons, “at any flower or craft shop.”
Looking closely at the candle, she says with a sigh so big it blows her bangs up off of her face, “Jadyn, this blows.”
That's funny. Candle. Blows. Get it? Oh never mind.
She shrugs, lets out a huge, sad sigh and drops onto the couch.
Uh, oh. Here we go. Meltdown time.
“It's in MY wedding colors, tropical flowers even! It's like a bad joke staring at me, saying ha-ha, you'll never get to pass your candle.” Then all of a sudden she completely changes directions, regroups and says conspiratorially, “Okay. So we have to find out whose this is. Go ask around. I'm going over to the House to see what I can find out.”
And with the look of a possessed woman, she gets up, takes the candle box and leaves.
I grin to myself. I'm not too worried about what she'll find out. Nobody in the sorority knows what will happen tonight but me.
And what the hell was that anyway about Phillip and me coming to our senses? Whatever. She so knows we are just friends. I don't understand why people always think there is something between us.
I think if there were, I would know.
Duh.
I call Danny on his cell and nearly die laughing, telling him about Lori's visit.
She is going to be so surprised!
I can hardly wait!
Because Lori has verbally abused nearly every sorority member, and no one seems to have a clue about whose candle it is, there is much interest in tonight's ceremony and every member is present and accounted for. Our usual, long lasting, and sometimes even a little boring, business meeting is rushed through in record time.
I hope Danny's ready early.
Finally, it's show time!
In usual presidential fashion, Lori announces that there will be a candlelight ceremony tonight.
But everyone already knows this and is forming the circle. Someone dims the lights while Lori lights the candle and starts the singing.
I knew that, as planned, Danny would be hiding just behind the door to the kitchen with the house mom, Doris, who even though she is old, is female, and as such, adores Danny.
I told him to not get distracted and to peek and listen carefully, so he would come out at just the right time. Lori starts passing the candle around the circle to her right and says, “Promised or Lavaliered.”
I'm strategically standing next to Lori on her left. I know she will practically shit a brick when the candle makes it all the way around to me on Engaged.
The candle makes its first lap, and as Lori starts the second round, she says, “Pinned.”
Once again, the candle makes its way around to Lori without getting blown out.
She pauses, holding the candle for an extra second, then says with dramatic flair, “Engaged.”
Then she starts it on its third go round.
Whenever we get to Engaged, there is a special magic in the air and even though we are all singing, there is kind of a collective OH!
This time is no exception. We know it's the big one!
The candle is almost back to me, and I am FREAKING OUT! I'm using my mind to try and send Danny major telepathic messages.
COME OUT NOW!
Come out NOW!
But it doesn't seem to be working. The candle is just being passed to me. Lori is giving me a look that by all rights should have knocked me dead. She waits for me to blow out the candle.
What a joke that would be!
Me engaged! Ha! And to Phillip!
Although, I mean that wouldn't be an awful thing. He is really hot and adorable.
But oh, yeah, everyone is staring at me. They now know that either Lori or I got engaged. I look at Lori and smile at her. She gives me another death look.
I'm frantic!
So I decide to stall, I take a breath in and pretend like I'm going to blow it out, and THANK YOU GOD, Danny suddenly parts through the other side of the circle.
I shouldn't have freaked. I should have known his timing is always impeccable.
I watch him walking toward us. Danny moves like a panther. Graceful, yet feral. I mean girls can't help but stare, and trust me, when I say all eyes are riveted on him.
Well, all eyes but Lori's.
She's still got her eyes laser locked on the candle she thinks I am about to blow out. I keep the candle in my hand, look at her and bug out my eyes toward Danny.
She sees him and gets a look of horror on her face.
I can tell she is thinking, Oh my God, why is he here? Did something terrible happen?
He stalks up to her, and she whispers, “What's wrong? Why are you here?”
Danny doesn't answer her.
He looks her straight in the eye and slowly bends down on one knee.
The singing stops, and there is a collective gasp of breath from the girls. They've all figured out what is about to happen.
Lori still isn't completely sure what Danny is doing, and if she's figured it out, she can't believe it's really happening. She just stares at him in disbelief.
Danny takes her hand and says, “Lori, you are the most beautiful and brilliant woman I have ever known. I love you more than I ever thought was possible, and I keep falling further in love with you everyday. You've made me so happy. I'm hoping you'd like to keep me that way for the rest of our lives. Make me a happy man, Lori. Marry me?”