"I'm not sure that was the smartest thing."
"So why are you calling? You need a little pre-game pep talk?"
"Maybe."
"Hhmmmm, okay. I still believe what I said back then. You were born for this, and you're exactly where you belong. You can perform under pressure like no one else can."
Phillip bursts out laughing, but that's because his mind's in the gutter.
Danny says, "I like it so far," but then he bursts out laughing too and is like, "although that last part sounded a bit sexual. Has Lori been telling you how amazing I am in bed?"
"Uh, no," I say, but then I laugh again. "Well, maybe I've heard a little, but you know what I mean. I'm talking defensive pressure, which I don't think you'll have much of tonight because you have an offensive line most quarterbacks would give their left nut for."
"True."
"So Daniel-son," I tease.
"Oh boy, movie references. You aren't gonna start telling me wax on, wax off, are you?"
"No, I have a better one. Remember the old movie, Iron Eagle? Where that kid flies a fighter plane to go rescue his dad?"
"Yeahhh."
"Your offensive line is like his plane. They're going to protect you. You're the iron eagle that can't be brought down, can't be stopped. You'll hold your ground. You'll scramble. You will not take a sack."
"That's pretty good. I like it."
"Good, cuz after you win tonight, and the reporters are all like, Oh, Dannnnyyyy, you're so ahh--maaazzinggg, I expect you to say, I owe it all to Jay."
Danny chuckles. "That's why I love you. See ya after the game."
We're at the stadium. I was so excited that I packed a ton of tailgating food and lots to drink. The Diamonds came too, but didn't bring the RV, and they're kicking themselves because Lori has to pee a lot. Mrs. Diamond says pregnant women always have to pee. She was gushing on about how Lori's glowing. And she is. Lori is beautiful, but her strawberry blonde hair looks thicker, her cheeks look slightly flushed, and although she's still her normal skinny self, she looks just a little fuller. Sexier. She looks amazing.
We drank beer in front of her, but I felt funny doing shots. I didn't want her to feel left out. So not bringing the RV turned out to be a blessing in disguise. While she waited in line to use the porta potties, I got out the Jaegermeister. Which was a good thing because I'm probably more nervous about Danny starting than Danny is.
We got to our seats early, so we wouldn't miss a thing. I'm expecting our conversation to be about the game. But the topic is not that Danny's starting, the fun tailgating, the 9/11 memorial silence, the blimp, the roar of the crowd, the gorgeous weather, or the stealth bomber flyover. The topic Lori wants to discuss is my wedding.
She questions me. "So how do you want your wedding to be?"
"I just want it to be nice. Pretty flowers, a pretty dress, a fun party. I love parties."
She rolls her eyes at me. "Yes, we all know you love partying, Jade. But this is your wedding, it's not supposed to be some drunkfest. Although, how about a New Year's Eve wedding? Confetti, hats, noise makers, and I won't be a moose yet."
"I like the idea, but that's way too soon! We're going to have a long engagement."
"So have you set a date?"
"No. You were at our party. We've been engaged for two days. Why does everyone keep asking me that? It makes my head hurt!"
Phillip leans over and whispers in my ear. "Or maybe it's the Jaeger." He pats my back and says, "I think we're gonna need a few more beers here."
He runs to get beer while Lori continues talking. "I'm not trying to pressure you, but we're thinking about taking a babymoon. I was trying to figure out when would be a good time to go...."
What the fuck is a babymoon? I was gonna interrupt her and ask, but she kept talking.
".....and I know you haven't asked me yet, but I assume I'll be your maid of honor."
"Matron of honor," I remind her. "You're married."
"Oh gosh. Matron? Really? That makes me sound so old. There needs to be a different name for that. We need to come up with something. Like you could really hurt people's feelings with those labels. I'm married, yes. But I'm not matronly, and I don't wanna be a matron. And what about the poor woman that's thirty-five and never been married? Are you gonna call her a maid of honor? You might as well call her an old maid because I'm sure that's how it'd make her feel. We seriously need to rethink this."
I wonder if I'm going to get a word in edgewise. Or get to watch the game.
"And here I was stupidly thinking my wedding day was supposed to be about me and Phillip's undying love."
"Oh hush," she says, "don't be such a whiner."
I stand up and cheer loudly. Danny just made a great pass, and they've moved the ball down to the red zone. "I promise to okay my date with you before we make it official. Now what the fuck is a babymoon?"
"It's a vacation that you and your husband go on before the baby's born. It's time to relax and connect while it's still just the two of you."
"That sounds like a vacation."
"Yes, Jade, it is a vacation," she says with a sigh. "They just call it a babymoon because of the timing. I mean, a honeymoon is just a vacation too."
"Yeah, I suppose. Can we please watch the game now?"
The game was so exciting. It was a purely offensive battle. Danny played really well and threw for over three hundred yards. It was back and forth scoring. You could tell it was going to come down to who had the ball last. Unfortunately, it was the other team. They lost by a field goal with only three seconds on the clock. Bummer.
We were supposed to stay at Danny and Lori's, but they're remodeling their house, and it sounds like it's a disaster right now. Mr. and Mrs. Diamond stayed there since one of the guest rooms is done. We didn't want to stress Lori anymore or have to sleep on the couch, so we got a hotel.
Phillip pulls me down on the bed. "Do we need to start talking about wedding stuff? My mom seems to think we do, and I heard Lori asking you about it."
"Eventually, we do. I guess it depends on when we wanna get married."
"I'd marry you right now if I could," he says while running his hands through my hair.
"Awwww, Phillip." I give him a big smooch. "I know everyone thinks we need to start, but I think we need to take our time. Enjoy this. Lori told me tonight that she's going to be my special bridesmaid and when I could and couldn't have the wedding."
Phillip laughs and says quietly, "Control freak."
I laugh too, and then I say, "I'm still seriously in shock that we're even engaged! It sorta feels like a dream. If it weren't for this ring on my finger, I don't know if I'd even believe it happened."
Phillip gets a naughty look on his face. "A dream, huh?" He quickly pins me down on the bed. "Oh Princess, you're definitely awake. Maybe I need to remind you of that."
He reminds me by recklessly kissing me and pulling off my shirt.
Later, we're laying here, exhausted and grinning at each other.
"Still feel like a dream?" he asks.
He's slowly running his fingertips up and down my leg which makes me kinda feel like I'm in a dream. "Yeah," I say, "a hot sexy one."
"Okay, so I saw you were flipping through the bridal magazines Mom gave you. Did you see anything you liked?"
"Phillip, the game was on. Do you really think I was looking at them? I was just flipping to make her happy."