“My Uncle Tim who ran the printing shop where I worked knew Latin fine.”
“Do you think you can carry these, Fenian… they’re not too heavy?”
“Sure I can carry ’em.” Fainy wanted to ask about the dollar.
“All right, you’d better run along… Wait for me at the office.”
In the office Fainy found a man sitting at the second rolltop desk. “Well, what’s your business?” he yelled out in a rasping voice. He was a sharpnosed waxyskinned young man with straight black hair standing straight up. Fainy was winded from running up the stairs. His arms were stiff from carrying the heavy cartons. “I suppose this is some more of Mannie’s tomfoolishness. Tell him he’s got to clear out of here; I’ve rented the other desk.”
“But Dr. Bingham has just hired me to work for the Truthseeker Literary Distributing Company.”
“The hell he has.”
“He’ll be here in a minute.”
“Well, sit down and shut up; can’t you see I’m busy?”
Fainy sat down glumly in the swivelchair by the window, the only chair in the office not piled high with small paper-covered books. Outside the window he could see a few dusty roofs and fire escapes. Through grimy windows he could see other offices, other rolltop desks. On the desk in front of him were paperwrapped packages of books. Between them were masses of loose booklets. His eye caught a title:
THE QUEEN OF THE WHITE SLAVES
Scandalous revelations of Milly Meecham stolen from her parents at the age of sixteen, tricked by her vile seducer into a life of infamy and shame.
He started reading the book. His tongue got dry and he felt sticky all over.
“Nobody said anything to you, eh?” Doc Bingham’s booming voice broke in on his reading. Before he could answer the voice of the man at the other desk snarled out: “Look here, Mannie, you’ve got to clear out of here… I’ve rented the desk.”
“Shake not thy gory locks at me, Samuel Epstein. My young friend and I are just preparing an expedition among the aborigines of darkest Michigan. We are leaving for Saginaw tonight. Within sixty days I’ll come back and take the office off your hands. This young man is coming with me to learn the business.”
“Business, hell,” growled the other man, and shoved his face back down among his papers again.
“Procrastination, Fenian, is the thief of time,” said Doc Bingham, putting one fat hand Napoleonfashion into his doublebreasted vest. “There is a tide in the affairs of men that taken at its full…” And for two hours Fainy sweated under his direction, packing booklets into brown paper packages, tying them and addressing them to Truthseeker Inc., Saginaw, Mich.
He begged off for an hour to go home to see his folks. Milly kissed him on the forehead with thin tight lips. Then she burst out crying. “You’re lucky; oh, I wish I was a boy,” she spluttered and ran upstairs. Mrs. O’Hara said to be a good boy and always live at the Y.M.C.A. — that kept a boy out of temptation, and to let his Uncle Tim be a lesson to him, with his boozin’ ways.
His throat was pretty tight when he went to look for his Uncle Tim. He found him in the back room at O’Grady’s. His eyes were a flat bright blue and his lower lip trembled when he spoke, “Have one drink with me, son, you’re on your own now.” Fainy drank down a beer without tasting it.
“Fainy, you’re a bright boy… I wish I could have helped you more; you’re an O’Hara every inch of you. You read Marx… study all you can, remember that you’re a rebel by birth and blood… Don’t blame people for things… Look at that terrible forktongued virago I’m married to; do I blame her? No, I blame the system. And don’t ever sell out to the sons of bitches, son; it’s women’ll make you sell out every time. You know what I mean. All right, go on… better cut along or you’ll miss your train.” “I’ll write you from Saginaw, Uncle Tim, honest I will.”
Uncle Tim’s lanky red face in the empty cigarsmoky room, the bar and its glint of brass and the pinkarmed barkeep leaning across it, the bottles and the mirrors and the portrait of Lincoln gave a misty half turn in his head and he was out in the shiny rainy street under the shiny clouds, hurrying for the Elevated station with his suitcase in his hand.
At the Illinois Central station he found Doc Bingham waiting for him, in the middle of a ring of brown paper parcels. Fen felt a little funny inside when he saw him, the greasy sallow jowls, the doublebreasted vest, the baggy black ministerial coat, the dusty black felt hat that made the hair stick out in a sudden fuzzycurl over the beefy ears. Anyway, it was a job.
“It must be admitted, Fenian,” began Doc Bingham as soon as Fainy had come up to him, “that confident as I am of my knowledge of human nature I was a little afraid you wouldn’t turn up. Where is it that the poet says that difficult is the first fluttering course of the fledgeling from the nest. Put these packages on the train while I go purchase tickets, and be sure it’s a smoker.”
After the train had started and the conductor had punched the tickets Doc Bingham leaned over and tapped Fainy on the knee with a chubby forefinger. “I’m glad you’re a neat dresser, my boy; you must never forget the importance of putting up a fine front to the world. Though the heart be as dust and ashes, yet must the outer man be sprightly and of good cheer. We will go sit for a while in the pullman smoker up ahead to get away from the yokels.”
It was raining hard and the windows of the train were striped with transverse beaded streaks against the darkness. Fainy felt uneasy as he followed Doc Bingham lurching through the greenplush parlor car to the small leather upholstered smokingcompartment at the end. There Doc Bingham drew a large cigar from his pocket and began blowing a magnificent series of smoke rings. Fainy sat beside him with his feet under the seat trying to take up as little room as possible.
Gradually the compartment filled up with silent men and crinkly spiralling cigarsmoke. Outside the rain beat against the windows with a gravelly sound. For a long time nobody said anything. Occasionally a man cleared his throat and let fly towards the cuspidor with a big gob of phlegm or a jet of tobacco juice.
“Well, sir,” a voice began, coming from nowhere in particular, addressed to nowhere in particular, “it was a great old inauguration even if we did freeze to death.”
“Were you in Washington?”
“Yessir, I was in Washington.”
“Most of the trains didn’t get in till the next day.”
“I know it; I was lucky, there was some of them snowed up for forty-eight hours.”
“Some blizzard all right.”
All day the gusty northwind bore
The lessening drift its breath before
Low circling through its southern zone
The sun through dazzling snowmist shone,
recited Doc Bingham coyly, with downcast eyes.
“You must have a good memory to be able to recite verses right off the reel like that.”
“Yessir, I have a memory that may I think, without undue violation of modesty, be called compendious. Were it a natural gift I should be forced to blush and remain silent, but since it is the result of forty years of study of what is best in the world’s epic lyric and dramatic literatures, I feel that to call attention to it may sometimes encourage some other whose feet are also bound on the paths of enlightenment and selfeducation.” He turned suddenly to Fainy. “Young man, would you like to hear Othello’s address to the Venetian senate?”
“Sure I would,” said Fainy, blushing.