It was ridiculous.
'When did they promise to pay for me, Pangsapa?'
'On exchange.'
Something was getting trapped inside my chest. I said, 'That's rich. Two and a half million quid.' I turned to look at him. I was shaking now with the oddest kind of laughter and it came out in a series of jerks together with what I was saying. "There wouldn't have been any exchange, you stupid bastard. You think England would hand over an all-time blockbuster like that to the red-and-yellow bloody peril just to get me back?' There, was something wrong with the laughter but I couldn't stop it. Tears were on my face. 'Two and a half million quid for one piddling little ferret up to his arse in mud?' I couldn't say any more because of the shaking, but it stopped after a bit and left me weak as a wet rag. I think I slept for a few God-sent minutes on the way into the city.
The Chrysler dropped me at the British Embassy. The place was ablaze with light and there was a mob of journalists milling round the police guard.
Kuo had pulled himself together and got out of the car without anyone's help. The man with the gun was ready to shepherd him into the building for me but I said I could cope.
I looked in at Pangsapa. 'Thanks for the ride.' It was a cheap enough double entendre but the best I could do.
A brace of police closed in on us because of the state we were in, and it took a minute to find my papers. Kuo never made a move. He probably knew that if he made a move I'd kill him. They took us through the mob and the flash guns made me dizzy.
I walked Kuo in front of me all the way up to Room 6. No one was there and I told a scared-looking clerk to find Loman. He took his time coming; the whole place was buzzing with panic. When he saw us he didn't look shocked. He looked as if nothing could shock him now.
I said as clearly as I was able, This is Kuo. All I could salvage.'
Loman just nodded and went across to the telephone while I leaned against the door. Kuo didn't look at either of us. He was very pale. His hand had swollen a lot because of the broken thumb and he stood holding it. Loman was asking someone for a doctor and a police guard. When he rang off he came back to me and said:
'What happened at Nontaburi?'
Some garbled news had obviously trickled through.
'A bunch of Vietcong wiped out the roadblock. Far as I know, the Person's on a plane by now. Exchange point's the Kemaraj Bridge, Laos frontier, dawn tomorrow.'
He nodded. I hoped he would snub me for sending the mission down the drain, so I could shout at him. He didn't say anything.
'What's come up, Loman?'
I saw Kuo move an inch nearer one of the windows and told him to stand still, told him I was only waiting for an excuse.
Loman said, 'Huang Hsiung Lee was flown in half an hour ago. He's here now.'
'Here? In the building?'
'Yes. The Charge d'Affaires will be taking him to the exchange point at 0200 hours. You are quite correct: it's to be the Kemaraj Bridge. Cole-Verity is making the final arrangements now with the Chinese Embassy.' He turned away and dug his hands into his pockets. I'd never seen him do that before; he probably didn't know he was doing it;- but he couldn't have expressed his feelings more exactly. The show was over.
When the two officers came Loman told them who our prisoner was and they clapped a shackle on his wrists at once. It was then that I remembered there was, a lot to do and I mustn't fall asleep on my feet.
'Loman, don't let them take him away.'
'We don't want him. If he could do anything he would have said so by now, to save himself.'
Loman meant a telephone call from Kuo to the Laos frontier ordering his cell to hold the Person on this side. Then we could have made our own swap. Kuo would do it all right, because he didn't want to die. He was due for trial, conviction and the firing-squad because seventeen people had lost their lives when he had shot the driver, and there'd be no chance of a life sentence. But he couldn't telephone any orders to his cell because by tomorrow they would have collected the sum agreed on: eighty million Hong Kong dollars. They'd take it and run, his share as well, the lion's share. There was nothing he could do on a telephone.
'I still want him kept here, Loman. In this room.' I got myself a bit straighter. 'I'm not as far gone as I look and I know what I'm saying and I know what I'm doing.'
He stared at me with that glassy look that meant he was going to be obstructive. He said:
'There is no point at all in keeping him here. He is wanted for murder by the Bangkok--'
'Oh for God's sake shut up.' I lurched over to the two officers and spoke in rapid Thai: We wished to detain the prisoner for a short time and would guarantee his safe custody until we surrendered him formally to an escort of the Metropolitan Police in due course, Ambassadorial prerogative, British soil, so forth, but thank you for coming.
The one with the superior rank said it would mean putting a cordon round the Embassy if the prisoner remained inside the building and I said that would be a very sensible thing to do.
They saluted with good grace and went away and a man came in before the door was shut and I asked Loman, 'Who the bloody hell's this?'
The man was English and had a black bag and gave me one straight look and said, 'Right, we shall need an ambulance straight away.'
'Christ,' I said, 'don't you start.' I went over and blocked the door again because Kuo was fully alert and handcuffs don't stop a man running.
Loman was looking inquisitive. He'd lost face in front of the police officers but he knew that even a guttersnipe like me wouldn't have done that unless there was a good reason. I told him slowly:
'Listen. There's a thing I've got to work out. I've only just thought of it. Give me a bit of time. I can't do it without you – without your authority. And there are some things I need.' His bright stare was hypnotic and I had to look down. There was a messy little patch of blood drying on the floor where I'd been standing before. I heard the doctor fiddling about in his bag so I told him, 'I don't want any dope. Local anaesthetic if you like. All I want's a good wash.'
Loman was still waiting and I made an effort and got my head up again to look at him. 'Get some kind of a guard in here. Ask Mil. 6 – those two bright lads, Green and someone – tell them to bring in some guns, that bastard's tricky.' My voice sounded tired and I had to make Loman understand so I got some more force into, it. 'Don't lose him for me. Loman, don't lose him.'
The doctor was trying to ease my jacket off and I had to stop him.
'Wait till the guards come, there's a good chap.'
Because you're helpless for a minute with your jacket half off, and Kuo was watching me, waiting for me to pass out.
Then Loman told me: 'All right, stop worrying.' And I saw the little black Walther in his hand pointing at Kuo.
'That's it,' I said, 'that's the stuff.' The doctor started again, getting the jacket off, and bits of half-dried mud pattered onto the floor. 'What time is it, Loman? What's the time?'
He brought his wrist up close to his line of vision and only flicked a glance away from Kuo and back. '2105.'
I said, 'Taking Lee out of here, two in the morning?'
'Yes.'
The doctor said impatiently: 'I shall need the assistance of a nurse, and some equipment.' He'd got a better look at me with the jacket off.
'Loman,' I said urgently, because my legs were trying to go. 'I'll have time to sleep, few hours. Don't let me down, will you? Look after things. No dope – no injections. Wake me at midnight.'
The doctor asked if someone could send some blankets in for putting on the table, hot water, things like that, and Loman said he would see to it. I heard him on the phone and my eyes came open with a jerk but he still had the gun on Kuo.