“Can we play the Farley Towers game?” begged Ambrose, as they lay down under the stars to sleep. It was a game that Ellen had invented to while away the journey, and the yetis loved it.
“What will we do on our first day at Farley Towers?” said Lucy, because that was the way the game began.
“On the first day you’ll have dinner by candlelight with damask napkins,” said Ellen.
“What will we do on the second day?” said Ambrose.
“On the second day you’ll have tea on the lawn with strawberries and cream in crystal bowls,” said Ellen.
“’Ird?” said Clarence. “’Ird?”
But they never discovered what they would do on their third day at Farley Towers, because at that moment Hubert decided he had seen his mother.
Hubert had been seeing his mother ever since they’d left Nanvi Dar. In fact, when he wasn’t swallowing his teat or trying to dig Hubert Holes inside the lorry, seeing his mother was what Hubert did. But up to now his mother, though unlikely, had been possible: a stray goat, a distant, browsing sheep, that sort of thing. Whereas what Hubert was now straining to reach, bleating with delight, seemed to be a rusty heap of scrap metal somebody had left on the beach.
Sighing, the yetis got up again to look.
“No, dear,” said Grandma sternly, “that’s not your mother. That’s a wheelbarrow.”
And shaking their enormous heads, the yetis returned to their beds and fell asleep.
They traveled steadily north, through Greece with its ruined temples and its olive groves, through the long, flat plain of the Western Balkans with its storks and its fields of maize, until they came to the little country of Feldenberg, in the foothills of the Alps.
And now there were pine forests and clear, rushing rivers and the sound of cowbells from the meadows. The air grew cool; the trim, wooden houses had boulders on the roofs to weigh them down against the wind; and in the distance, white as icing sugar, were the glaciers of the Alpine peaks.
“Oh, isn’t it beautiful? It’s just like home!” cried the yetis when they were allowed to get out for a moment and have a stretch.
“Can I have some leather pants like that?” begged Ambrose, who had glimpsed, in a distant field, a little boy in lederhosen.
But Grandma had noticed something even more exciting. “What’s that noise?” she said eagerly, and Con explained that it was yodeling, a sort of cross between calling each other and singing, which people did on mountains.
“I can do that!” said Grandma. “I just know I can.” She threw back her head. “Yodel-aaa-eee-ooo,” yodeled Grandma. “Yodel-aaa-eee-ooo!”
“Oh, hush, Grandma,” begged the children, while all around there was the sound of ear lids thudding shut. “Suppose someone hears you!”
But it was no use. Yodeling is like a drug once it gets hold of you, and it had certainly got hold of Grandma. And it was with Grandma still going strong that they drove up toward the High Alps and the pass that ran between the towering crags of Death Peak to the east and the zigzag range of the Emperor Mountains to the west.
“It’s going to be quite a pull with this load on,” said Perry. “Cold at the top, too. I think we’ll stop off for a proper meal.”
So he parked the lorry by a deserted mill on the edge of a pretty village with an onion-domed church, a cobbled square, and an inn with carved wooden shutters and a white horse painted on a sign above the door. And when he explained to the yetis that the children ought to have something hot before the next part of the journey, they all promised to be as quiet as mice and keep the peephole tightly shut.
The inn had red-checked tablecloths, wooden benches, and nice, old-fashioned paintings on the walls showing brave St. Bernard dogs with barrels round their necks saving people from the snow. And while Con and Ellen waded through their huge helpings of liver soup with dumplings, pickled cabbage with ham, and nut cake with whipped cream, Perry, who spoke a little German, got talking to the innkeeper and his guests.
And what they were all talking about — very angrily — was a mad Englishman called Harry Letts.
Mr. Letts was a very rich and very important television tycoon who had come to spend his holiday in the village with his little son, a boy of nine, called Leo. Everybody liked Leo, who was a friendly, quiet, rather dreamy child, but nobody liked Mr. Letts, who had gone round telling anyone who would listen that his son was a spoiled, namby-pamby boy ruined by his mother and that he, Harold Letts, was going to make a man of him or else.
So that very morning he had set out with the little boy to climb Death Peak. And Death Peak, which towered above the village, was the highest, most dangerous mountain in Feldenberg.
“He is a criminal, a lunatic,” said the innkeeper angrily, wiping his counter clean. “Even an experienced person would not risk the peak today, with a storm coming up.”
“A storm?” said the children, surprised, when Perry told them what had been said. The sun shone; the icingsugar peaks stood out against a pale blue sky.
But when Perry and the children got back to the truck and shared the news, the yetis nodded their huge heads wisely. “Oh, yes, a storm’s coming. A bad one,” they said. “We can always tell because the hair on the back of our knees goes tingly.”
And sure enough, as the lorry ground its way slowly up the winding road, gradually leaving behind the lush meadows and fruit-hung orchards, the sun vanished behind clouds, the peaks turned mouse-colored and sinister, the wind freshened …
Poor Leo, thought Con, looking up at the crags of Death Peak, where the rain that was now lashing their windscreen would, he knew, be falling as drifting, blinding snow. And he thought with a pang of homesickness of his own father, who might sometimes throw bags of flour but who never came up with idiot ideas like making a man of his son.
About three hundred feet below the top of the pass, Perry gave up. The lorry had started its chicken-with-the-croup noises, and though the windscreen wipers were working on the double, it was impossible to keep the windows clear of sleet. To try to make the descent down one of the most dangerous and winding roads in Europe in weather like that would have been madness, even with an empty lorry. As it was …
So he turned off into a deserted quarry, which ran off the curve of the road and provided some shelter. “We’ll have to spend the night here, I’m afraid,” he said.
The yetis, of course, loved the idea. “Isn’t it fresh, isn’t it bracing?” they said, and for an awful moment it looked as though Grandma would begin to yodel again.
But after a while, Con and Perry began to get worried about Ellen. It was bitterly cold at that height, and though they kept the windows tightly closed, the chill seeped right through their clothes and the thin army blanket that was all they had for covering. Ellen never complained, but she was a frail, slight child and now she had no way of hiding the whiteness of her face or the shivering fits that shook her.
“Listen,” said Perry to Con, “do you see that building up there, on Death Peak? On that rocky ledge?”
Con nodded.
“It’s a monastery. The monks that run it are great people — they’re always helping travelers in trouble. They train St. Bernards, too — those mountain rescue dogs. You can reach it in half an hour and the path’s perfectly safe.”