‘I don't believe it's a bit easy to do,’ said Bridget. ‘I mean, you have to know how.’
‘We might make an effigy of M. Poirot,’ said Colin. ‘Give it a big black moustache. There is one in the dressing-up box.’
‘I don't see, you know,’ said Michael thoughtfully, ‘how M. Poirot could ever have been a detective. I don't see how he'd ever be able to disguise himself.’
‘I know,’ said Bridget, ‘and one can't imagine him running about with a microscope and looking for clues or measuring footprints.’
‘I've got an idea,’ said Colin. ‘Let's put on a show for him!’
‘What do you mean, a show?’ asked Bridget.
‘Well, arrange a murder for him.’
‘What a gorgeous idea,’ said Bridget. ‘Do you mean a body in the snow — that sort of thing?’
‘Yes. It would make him feel at home, wouldn't it?’
Bridget giggled.
‘I don't know that I'd go as far as that.’
‘If it snows,’ said Colin, ‘we'll have the perfect setting. A body and footprints — we'll have to think that out rather carefully and pinch one of Grandfather's daggers and make some blood.’
They came to a halt and oblivious to the rapidly falling snow, entered into an excited discussion.
‘There's a paintbox in the old schoolroom. We could mix up some blood — crimson-lake, I should think.’
‘Crimson-lake's a bit too pink, I think,’ said Bridget. ‘It ought to be a bit browner.’
‘Who's going to be the body?’ asked Michael.
‘I'll be the body,’ said Bridget quickly.
‘Oh, look here,’ said Colin, ‘I thought of it.’
‘Oh, no, no,’ said Bridget, ‘it must be me. It's got to be a girl. It's more exciting. Beautiful girl lying lifeless in the snow.’
‘Beautiful girl! Ah-ha,’ said Michael in derision.
‘I've got black hair, too,’ said Bridget.
‘What's that got to do with it?’
‘Well, it'll show up so well on the snow and I shall wear my red pyjamas.’
‘If you wear red pyjamas, they won't show the bloodstains,’ said Michael in a practical manner.
‘But they'd look so effective against the snow,’ said Bridget, ‘and they've got white facings, you know, so the blood could be on that. Oh, won't it be gorgeous? Do you think he will really be taken in?’
‘He will if we do it well enough,’ said Michael. ‘We'll have just your footprints in the snow and one other person's going to the body and coming away from it — a man's, of course. He won't want to disturb them, so he won't know that you're not really dead. You don't think,’ Michael stopped, struck by a sudden idea. The others looked at him. ‘You don't think he'll be annoyed about it?’
‘Oh, I shouldn't think so,’ said Bridget, with facile optimism. ‘I'm sure he'll understand that we've just done it to entertain him. A sort of Christmas treat.’
‘I don't think we ought to do it on Christmas Day,’ said Colin reflectively. ‘I don't think Grandfather would like that very much.’
‘Boxing Day then,’ said Bridget.
‘Boxing Day would be just right,’ said Michael.
‘And it'll give us more time, too,’ pursued Bridget. ‘After all, there are a lot of things to arrange. Let's go and have a look at all the props.’
They hurried into the house.
The evening was a busy one. Holly and mistletoe had been brought in in large quantities and a Christmas tree had been set up at one end of the dining-room. Everyone helped to decorate it, to put up the branches of holly behind pictures and to hang mistletoe in a convenient position in the hall.
‘I had no idea anything so archaic still went on,’ murmured Desmond to Sarah with a sneer.
‘We've always done it,’ said Sarah, defensively.
‘What a reason!’
‘Oh, don't be tiresome, Desmond. I think it's fun.’
‘Sarah my sweet, you can't!’
‘Well, not — not really perhaps but — I do in a way.’
‘Who's going to brave the snow and go to midnight mass?’ asked Mrs Lacey at twenty minutes to twelve.
‘Not me,’ said Desmond. ‘Come on, Sarah.’
With a hand on her arm he guided her into the library and went over to the record case.
‘There are limits, darling,’ said Desmond. ‘Midnight mass!’
‘Yes,’ said Sarah. ‘Oh yes.’
With a good deal of laughter, donning of coats and stamping of feet, most of the others got off. The two boys, Bridget, David and Diana set out for the ten minutes' walk to the church through the falling snow. Their laughter died away in the distance.
‘Midnight mass!’ said Colonel Lacey, snorting. ‘Never went to midnight mass in my young days. Mass, indeed! Popish, that is! Oh, I beg your pardon, M. Poirot.’
Poirot waved a hand. ‘It is quite all right. Do not mind me.’
‘Matins is good enough for anybody, I should say,’ said the colonel. ‘Proper Sunday morning service. “Hark the herald angels sing,” and all the good old Christmas hymns. And then back to Christmas dinner. That's right, isn't it, Em?’
‘Yes, dear,’ said Mrs Lacey. ‘That's what we do. But the young ones enjoy the midnight service. And it's nice, really, that they want to go.’
‘Sarah and that fellow don't want to go.’
‘Well, there dear, I think you're wrong,’ said Mrs Lacey. ‘Sarah, you know, did want to go, but she didn't like to say so.’
‘Beats me why she cares what that fellow's opinion is.’
‘She's very young, really,’ said Mrs Lacey placidly. ‘Are you going to bed, M. Poirot? Good night. I hope you'll sleep well.’
‘And you, Madame? Are you not going to bed yet?’
‘Not just yet,’ said Mrs Lacey. ‘I've got the stockings to fill, you see. Oh, I know they're all practically grown up, but they do like their stockings. One puts jokes in them! Silly little things. But it all makes for a lot of fun.’
‘You work very hard to make this a happy house at Christmas time,’ said Poirot. ‘I honour you.’
He raised her hand to his lips in a courtly fashion.
‘Hm,’ grunted Colonel Lacey, as Poirot departed. ‘Flowery sort of fellow. Still — he appreciates you.’
Mrs Lacey dimpled up at him. ‘Have you noticed, Horace, that I'm standing under the mistletoe?’ she asked with the demureness of a girl of nineteen.
Hercule Poirot entered his bedroom. It was a large room well provided with radiators. As he went over towards the big four-poster bed he noticed an envelope lying on his pillow. He opened it and drew out a piece of paper. On it was a shakily printed message in capital letters.
‘DON'T EAT NONE OF THE PLUM PUDDING. ONE AS WISHES YOU WELL.’
Hercule Poirot stared at it. His eyebrows rose. ‘Cryptic,’ he murmured, ‘and most unexpected.’
Christmas dinner took place at 2 p.m. and was a feast indeed. Enormous logs crackled merrily in the wide fireplace and above their crackling rose the babel of many tongues talking together. Oyster soup had been consumed, two enormous turkeys had come and gone, mere carcasses of their former selves. Now, the supreme moment, the Christmas pudding was brought in, in state! Old Peverell, his hands and his knees shaking with the weakness of eighty years, permitted no one but himself to bear it in. Mrs Lacey sat, her hands pressed together in nervous apprehension. One Christmas, she felt sure, Peverell would fall down dead. Having either to take the risk of letting him fall down dead or of hurting his feelings to such an extent that he would probably prefer to be dead than alive, she had so far chosen the former alternative. On a silver dish the Christmas pudding reposed in its glory. A large football of a pudding, a piece of holly stuck in it like a triumphant flag and glorious flames of blue and red rising round it. There was a cheer and cries of ‘Ooh-ah.’