At the centre of the throng were two men, grappling and trading blows. One was more or less my size, young, black, with peroxided cornrows and a terrific scar down one cheek. Seriously hard-looking sort. While the other was… well, a giant. Seven feet tall, and proportionately broad and brawny. Long red hair, huge red beard, and yes, because this was Thor, could only be, he had a hammer lodged into his belt. A short-handled, square-headed mallet, a stubby affair, looking more ornamental than functional but heavy enough to do some damage all the same if used offensively.
They were going at it with gusto. Scarface I could tell had done some proper boxing in his time and looked fairly tasty. He bunched his fists just right, thumbs alongside rather than in front, and kept a good guard up. Tight but limber, and he danced like a demon, his back foot up on its toes so he could throw his whole mass behind a punch. Wasn't so hot in the clinches, but when he could keep space between him and Thor he fired off solid hits that connected well and gave the bigger man something to think about.
Thor, on the other hand, was a wrestler. He preferred the bear hugs, the holds, the grabs and tussles. He wasn't quick on his toes like his opponent, so he was forever looking to close the gap and hem Scarface in. Once he had him in his clutches, then he was able to bring his superior bulk and strength to bear. He could crush and smother, and Scarface's only possible response was to slug away at his flanks from point-black range, which didn't have much effect. Thor's frame was meaty enough to absorb the impacts.
After engulfing Scarface for a minute or so Thor would let him go. Maybe throw him away, maybe just release him. Scarface would stay out of his reach for a while, getting his wind and dander back, then weave in sidelong to resume the fight.
It was obvious to me — to anyone with eyes — that Thor was toying with Scarface. He never looked in danger of being beaten. He was just too huge and hefty for that. It would have taken a lot more to topple him than a few punches, however well aimed and executed.
But that didn't appear to bother Scarface. It didn't even seem to be the purpose of the contest. This was about something else, and judging by Scarface's expression, that something else was pride. He kept coming back at Thor — even though he must have realised he didn't stand a chance of defeating him — because he had a point to prove. He was getting the worst of it. One of his eyes was puffing shut and there was blood dribbling from one of his flared, near-vertical nostrils. As I watched, a rogue swing from Thor decked him, splitting open his lower lip. But Scarface got straight up again. He wasn't going to back down or throw in the towel. He was going to continue at it for as long as he had bones in his legs.
"Go get him, Cy!" some of the crowd were shouting. "Show him what a man can do!"
But even as they egged him on, all of them were wagering on Thor to win. The bets weren't about who, they were about how. Fall, knockout, submission, one of the three.
Scarface — Cy — was starting to wobble, and I felt sorry for him. He'd been doing sterling work, but Thor was easily soaking up the punishment he was dishing out, and giving it back twofold. At one point he had Cy by the neck and I honestly thought he was going to throttle him unconscious. Cy was choking, his eyes rolled up, and if Thor hadn't relaxed his grip in time he'd have gone under. I looked at Odin, thinking that this was taking things too far and he should step in and stop the fight. But he either didn't notice my look or else ignored it. He was wrapped up in the spectacle like everyone else in the crowd, relishing it nearly as much they were.
Cy lurched at Thor one final time. He gave it all he had, a last-ditch effort. Some nice combos battered Thor's head — an uppercut followed by a pair of roundhouses, some jabs with the left finished off with a thumping right hook. Thor simply spat out a trickle of blood and chortled.
Then he seized Cy by the head, with both hands, shook him around for a bit, then just kind of tossed him to the ground, as though he was an inflatable doll. Cy tried to rise. Mentally I begged him not to. He made it to his knees, and the crowd were roaring encouragement, but kneeling was as far as he managed to get. With a croaky sigh he slumped down face first into the snow, and lay there in a writhe of soft groans.
It was over. Everyone howled their joy and dismay. Thor raised his fists above his head and let out a gloating bray.
"See?" he said. "See? Challenge me by all means. Feel free. But never expect to best me in a fair fight. I am a god! Thor, whose name means thunder! I've waged battle since time immemorial! Do not think that any mere mortal can overcome me."
He bent down to the semiconscious Cy.
"A noble effort, my good fellow," he said. "But next time perhaps you'll think twice before questioning my authority. If I say you are going to rehearse a manoeuvre again, then you are going to rehearse that manoeuvre again, and again, and as many times as I tell you to, no ifs, ands or buts. Got that?"
Cy was in no fit state to "get" anything. At Thor's command, a couple of his fellow soldiers picked him up and carted him off.
"Frigga will have him back on his feet in no time," he said. "My stepmother is a miracle worker."
Now Odin stepped forward. "My son."
"Father." Thor bowed low.
"Leading by example, as ever." Just the tiniest hint of mockery in Odin's voice.
"They are keen to see combat, these men," Thor replied, bluffly, "but discipline is in short supply. Some of them have not known active service in a long while. Every now and then they need reminding who is in charge and how the command structure works."
"As long as showing them who's boss doesn't mean killing them."
"It would never come to that, father. And who is this?" Thor said, frowning at me.
"This is Gid," said Odin. "He turned up a week ago."
"Ah yes. The wolf attack man."
I detected a sneer on Thor's face as he said this, but I let it pass.
"Waylaid by a few stray dogs, were you?" Thor went on.
I held his gaze. Thor's eyes were small and dark and if they had been set any closer together, he'd have been a Cyclops.
"Wolves," I said carefully, "are not the same as dogs."
"A few measly pups. Me, I'd have just patted them on the head and told them to be off."
"Thor…" warned Odin.
But son paid father no heed. "What happened, did one of them lick you a little too hard? Is that why you require a walking stick?"
Keep a lid on it, Gid. Calm and cool. Don't let your goat be got. "I was in a car crash as well."
"Ooh, a car crash!"
"And for your information, sunshine, it wasn't a few wolves, it was a whole pack."
"Still, if it had been me, I'd have sent them away with their tails between their legs."
"Well, aren't you the big beefy macho man?" I retorted. "Look, Thor, or whatever you real name is, I don't care what you think of me and I've no idea why you're trying to get a rise out of me. I'm just not in the mood, so give it a rest, eh?"
I turned and started walking off.
"And your friend didn't make it," Thor said to my back. "He must truly have been some kind of weakling. Was it even worth the wolves' while eating him, I wonder? I can't imagine someone so lacking in substance would have made much of a meal for them."
That wasn't the final straw.
"Oh, scared to face me, are you?" he bellowed. "Coward!"
That was the final straw.
I halted in my tracks and spun round.
"What did you just call me?" I snapped.