Plus, I’d placed bugs inside the main shop beneath several of the shelves holding tea and accoutrements while we waited to be seated.
“You really think this is a good idea?” Sugar said.
“Well,” I said, “if anyone here suspected we were anything but tea enthusiasts, they would have poisoned us already.”
“I do feel itchy,” Sugar said.
“That’s probably an allergic reaction to being wrapped in plastic.”
“Man, I wasn’t made for this spy game,” he said.
“Which is why you shouldn’t say things like ‘I wasn’t made for this spy game’ in public. It tends to be a red flag.”
“You just want me to sit here and shut up?”
“Yes,” I said. “Sip your tea. You may find you enjoy it.”
“It tastes like dirt, you want my opinion,” Sugar said.
“That’s one thing I don’t want.”
We’d been there for only fifteen minutes and thus far I hadn’t seen a man with a broken wrist or a woman with balance issues who was also bleeding from the ears, so maybe they were both taking a personal day. Our waitress was a young Cuban woman-maybe nineteen or twenty-who didn’t seem to possess any outward signs that she was a Castro supporter here to overthrow the American government, nor did she seem all that interested in bringing us hot water in a timely manner. In fact, the entire tearoom seemed to be filled with people mostly interested in doing their jobs at the rate tea steeps. Which was fine. They didn’t even bother to attempt to peek at the folder filled with documents that I brought with me. I was just another businessman on a business lunch with his drug dealer.
But across the street from the tea shop was another story. Though the information we’d received said that Yuri’s business was registered here-which it was-I could tell now that it was both an issue of keeping up appearances and total convenience.
On the southeastern corner, there was a seven-story condo complex that looked to be made entirely of metal and glass, which made me first think that the air-conditioning bills would be enough to drive any man into an illegal trade, but then when I saw the name of the complex-the Rai Gardens-a familiar tingling sensation began working up my spine.
On the northeastern corner was a five-story office complex that flew the flags of several different countries, including, right in my line of site, the flag of Moldova, a former Soviet state located between Romania and Ukraine. I called Sam.
“How good is your Russian?” I said.
“I’ve had to replace all verb conjugations with information about bandwidth, I’m afraid. Why?”
“Because I’m sitting here at Odessa looking at a condo complex called the Rai Gardens.”
“Doesn’t rai mean ‘heaven’ or ‘paradise’ or something like that in Russian?”
“See,” I said, “you’ve retained just enough information to be useful.”
“I’m trying my best,” he said.
“I need you to do me a small favor,” I said. “Find out where our Ukrainian friend’s wife is from.”
“Why?”
“Because I want to make sure a hunch I’m having is correct,” I said. “The Moldovan Consulate is about fifty yards from the teahouse. I’m going to guess that our Ukrainian friend married a woman from across the border.”
“And that he keeps a place inside the Rai Gardens?”
“I wouldn’t be surprised if he owns the Rai Gardens,” I said. “Fiona said she got knocked out and he was there in a matter of minutes. It makes sense that he’d live close enough to asylum and his business interests. It’s too coincidental not to be true.”
“Just as soon as I finish digesting some very interesting information about the wind turbines in Dubai, I’ll be on it. But listen, Mikey, this information Big Lumpy gave us? It’s a lot more comprehensive than whatever Brent knows.”
“What do you mean?” I asked.
“This laptop, it’s loaded with video of test sites. We’ve got formulas here that mean nothing to me but must mean something to someone. I mean, when he said that he’d make the information government secrets, I really think he meant it. He has a whole Power-Point presentation on here that I’d say he didn’t just whip up overnight before he died.”
“You know his connections,” I said.
“But what if he’s trying to screw us? What if we give this information to Yuri and it really is the kind of thing that will give him a leg up, give terrorists a leg up, too?”
I thought about it for a moment. “I don’t know, Sam,” I said. “He was NSA. I don’t see him doing that. He said it would bring Yuri down, and I want to believe him.”
“I don’t know, Mikey,” he said.
“Look,” I said, “he won’t have the chance to get anywhere with it. We give him the information and twenty-four hours later, he’s in a prison somewhere. It’s a chance we need to take.”
“We’re putting our faith in a whole slew of untrustworthy people. He’s got three zip drives full of information we’re supposed to hand to Yuri. I can’t make sense of anything on them.”
“Sam,” I said, “I’ve got a good feeling Big Lumpy was preparing for this moment for a very long time. He knew way too much about everything way ahead of time.”
“But why would he care about screwing Yuri Drubich?”
“I don’t think he did,” I said. “I think he wanted to help Brent.”
“He’s got a funny way of being nice,” Sam said.
“Speaking of which,” I said, “anything yet on Monty?”
“No,” Sam said. “Big Lumpy kept a tight organization. You want me to poke some lowlifes, I can do that, but it may raise suspicion.”
“No,” I said. “I’m meeting with a lowlife shortly. Maybe he’ll have something we can use.”
I hung up and took another sip of tea. I could tell Sugar wanted to say something, anything, because staying quiet to him was like swallowing castor oil was for other people. But before he could say anything, I gave him an order. “I want you to count how many Denalis drive down the street and park either over there by the condo or over there by that embassy-looking building. If they have tinted windows, count them twice.”
“Why twice?”
“Because no one with tinted windows drives alone,” I said.
“Do I win some kind of prize at the end?”
“If everything works out the way I think,” I said, “you’re going to get to keep on living and selling drugs to college freshmen.”
This got Sugar’s interest. “Cool,” he said. He turned his chair so that he was facing the street more directly and then took off his sunglasses, since apparently he has a hard time concentrating with sunglasses on. “You think I could get another one of these teas? I sort of like the buzz it’s giving me.”
I opted not to tell Sugar he was drinking the Russian equivalent to chamomile and went ahead and poured him some of my zavarka, the strong, sometimes pungent tea favored by Russian diplomats the world over. He took a sip and I watched as he tried to keep from coughing it all back up. To his credit, he remained strong and kept drinking from his cup as he counted cars.
A few minutes later, what I hoped was a rented purple Ford Focus pulled into the parking lot and out stepped Barry, right on time and dressed just as I’d ordered: a blue polo shirt tucked into a pair of tan slacks. He wore a pair of hideously ugly brown Crocs on his feet, which was counter to my order that he be wearing loafers, but it was suitable enough. He had also shaved, as instructed, and wore a pair of sunglasses that made him look like someone’s father-a pair of barely tinted aviators-and had managed to comb his spiked hair into something vaguely resembling a normal hairstyle.
Combine all of this together, along with Barry’s usual countenance, and it made for the perfect package of world-weary middle-class angst. Wonderful.
I waved at Barry and he just sighed and made his way across the parking lot toward the tearoom.
“Who’s the square?” Sugar asked.