I shook my head. “I have no idea, Mama. But that won’t matter. He knows exactly where to find me.”
“I don’t like it. We all ought to pile back into that fancy wagon and head for home, right now.”
“We wouldn’t make it a mile.”
“Boy, I told you I didn’t see nobody in them woods. Not a soul.”
“You’ll just have to trust me on this, Mama. They’re out there. None of us are going anywhere until this mess gets sorted out.”
Mama cussed. “What’s all this about things buried in the woods, boy? And what’s that there critter got to do with it?”
“Her name is Buttercup.” When I spoke her name, she looked up at me and smiled. Maybe she did understand speech, or was learning. “And I told you all I know. There’s a couple of hundred men out there, digging a big hole not three miles from here. Something came out of it and ruined a lot of timber. We were too busy running to see much more than that.”
Darla shivered. Buttercup gave her a quick hug.
At least the scratching and clawing had stopped.
“She’s really a banshee, isn’t she?”
I shrugged. “Beats me. She can howl loud enough to wake the dead. She can move without moving. And the people around here have been seeing her for at least thirty years, more or less.”
Darla produced a comb from somewhere, and began to gently pull it through Buttercup’s hair. Buttercup started when the comb first pulled, but after Darla let the tiny creature see and sniff the comb, she closed her eyes and let Darla begin to work out the tangles.
I ogled. “How do you do that?”
“She knows I don’t mean her any harm. Maybe she didn’t always live in the wild, either. Did you, Buttercup, honey? Did you ever live in a house, ever comb your hair and wear pretty gowns?”
Buttercup smiled, but didn’t open her eyes or reply.
“You ought not to make a pet out of that there thing,” said Mama.
Darla ignored her. Mama fumed.
“If the boss hadn’t brought her inside they’d have put her in a sack by now.” It was Gertriss who spoke, and her words only worsened Mama’s funk. “Banshee or not, it doesn’t deserve that.”
Before Mama could reply I asked Darla again about the message that had brought them all to Werewilk.
Delivered by a courier, one of the outfits downtown. She’d signed for it and even tipped the runner, who was the usual fleet-footed teenager with the pointed red messenger’s hat and traditional yellow shirt. Ditto for Mama.
Neither of them had thought it odd that two messengers had been dispatched, with their runs timed so that they would reach Mama and Darla at precisely the same time.
Next, I quizzed Evis about Toadsticker. He calmly but flatly denied it had any ability whatsoever to throw lightning around or yank full-grown wand-wavers out of their saddles.
I mentally chalked that small bit of arcane theatrics up to Hisvin as well. He’d find it amusing, no doubt, to saddle me with a reputation for wielding some fearsome magic sword.
Evis began to snore softly. Mama excused herself, claiming the need for a nap, but I suspect she intended to bully the nearest bunch of artists out of their beer. Gertriss and Darla remained. Gertriss because she dared not face the wrath of Mama alone, and Darla because she was hoping to talk me out of seeking Hisvin later.
I’d spent the night fleeing monsters in a midnight-dark forest. I’d crawled through tunnels, squeezed through stinking mud. I’d slain one wand-waver and saved one banshee and ruined one new brown shirt.
So I put Darla’s hand in mine, and I leaned back in the big old chair. I joined Evis in slumber land, just as the band started up somewhere in the House.
Chapter Sixteen
Neither Evis nor I got more than a couple of hours of sleep.
Lady Werewilk came back in well before lunch. Darla woke me by waving coffee under my nose.
I eyed the room. Buttercup was gone. Evis and Gertriss were gone. Mama was poking at something in a skillet on the stove while the cooks huddled in a corner and glared.
“Your assistant has the banshee upstairs,” said Lady Werewilk. “I believe she is trying to introduce it to shoes.”
“I wish her luck.” I took the coffee from Darla and had a sip. She’d put sugar and milk in it. I don’t normally take sugar and milk, but she knows just how much to add.
She’d also changed clothes. Gone were her brown pants and white blouse. Now she was all in sensible black, from her leather boots to her high-necked, long-sleeved black shirt top.
I pushed aside the realization that she’d dressed for a stroll in the yard, right after dark. I meant to go alone to seek out the Corpsemaster and Darla meant to go with me. One of us wasn’t going to get her way.
I managed a smile. “Morning,” I said. My back hurt, so I rose and stretched. “No invasions while I slept?”
“Not yet.” Lady Werewilk permitted herself a small frown. “But they’re not even bothering to hide anymore, Mr. Markhat. You can see them milling about just inside the tree line.”
I grunted. That wasn’t good. Darla nodded as though I’d spoken my thoughts aloud.
“I counted sixty-two about an hour ago,” she said. “And what’s this about you nearly getting choked by a skeletal hand? Something you forgot to mention?”
I shook my head to clear it. “I might have. I beg your pardon for the omission. But really, it was only a cursed skeletal hand. These days, that’s hardly worth mentioning.”
Darla frowned, crossed her arms over her chest.
“We’re going to have a long talk at the first opportunity, aren’t we, sugar lips?”
“Oh yes we are,” said Darla. “But right now you and the Lady need to speak. I’ll go upstairs and help Gertriss with Buttercup. Mama, care to join me?”
Mama grunted a negative. She was rummaging through cabinets now, muttering and grabbing, obviously in charge of Lady Werewilk’s spacious kitchen.
Darla rolled her eyes, flashed me a grin, and left. The scent of her perfume lingered.
“Let’s take a walk,” I said, to Lady Werewilk. Mama obviously wasn’t taking any hints this morning.
“Certainly. I need to make my rounds.” She smiled and brandished her short but lethal looking sword. “Have to keep up morale, you know.”
We left the kitchen. The hall was deserted. Music piped and tootled just ahead. Another party was in full swing.
“You are a remarkable woman, Lady Werewilk.”
She seemed pleased. “Why yes I am. But others so seldom realize this. What gave me away?”
“You’ve got a sinister army at your door. There’s a banshee upstairs trying on shoes. There’s a vampire somewhere taking a nap. And you take it all in stride. By the way, Evis is a friend of mine. I thank you for being so hospitable to him.”
She laughed. “Your friend from Avalante is the most gracious, well-spoken man I’ve met in years. He is always welcome here. Tell him so.”
“I will.” We left the hall, entered the common area at the bottom of the stairs. The band was playing, but no one was dancing.
“I’ve called a halt to the dances and the drinking. But I’ve ordered the music to continue. It keeps the soldiers outside confused.”
“Good idea. So they’re painting now?”
“They’d better be.”
I glanced behind us, peered ahead. No one was in earshot. “I may need some help tonight, Lady Werewilk. Think you can get me outside without getting me filled with arrows?”
She frowned. “Outside?”
“It’s necessary. You’ll sleep better if you don’t ask why. I can use the tunnels again, if I need to, but I’d rather not risk being seen popping out of one if you think you can render me unseen by other means.”
She pondered that. “I might get you outside, Mr. Markhat, but once out, the door would be your only way back in.”
“I was afraid of that. Still…can you make preparations, in case I need to call on you? Just after dark?”
She just nodded. We heard voices nearby. The door to the gallery wasn’t far away.