And this is why I was furious that the VC weren't doing the right thing. They weren't doing the right thing at all, and I was outraged.
As I'd turned back from looking at my companions, I saw the dope-guard boss jab a finger at me. The next moment, one of his men dragged me out of the marquee and forced me to the ground. Appalled, it dawned on me I was going to get shot first.
First! If I had to get shot, then tenth, eleventh, twelfth – fine. But first. I couldn't believe it. I'd miss out on everything.
The guard rested the muzzle of his AK against my forehead. 'You're making a big mistake,' I said angrily. 'You're really screwing up.' I tilted my head at Moshe. 'Why don't you do him instead? What difference does it make to you? Do him.'
His sleek face gazed down at me indifferently.
'Him, for Christ's sake! That ape!'
'…Aape.'
'Ape, you fucking slope! You dink mother-fucker! That gorilla! Him over there!'
I pointed at Moshe, who moaned feebly. Then the guard behind kicked me in the back.
'Oh shit,' I gasped as red pain burned into my kidneys.
Unable to stop myself I rolled over on to my side, and saw my friends. The tableau didn't seem to have shifted, apart from Etienne, who had covered his eyes.
'OK.' With an effort, I got back on to my knees. 'At least let me choose who does it.'
I didn't make the mistake of pointing again. Instead I swivelled around so that it was the kick-boxer's gun that was aiming at my head.
'I want this guy. Fair enough, right? Get him to do it.'
Kick-boxer frowned, then glanced over at the boss. The boss shrugged.
'Yes you. You with the dragon tattoo.' I paused, then had a look at his mouth. It was closed, pouting slightly with his puzzled expression. 'Guess what? I know you don't have any front teeth!' I showed him mine and gave them a tap. 'Missing, huh?'
He lifted a wary finger and touched between his lips.
'That's right!' I yelled. 'You don't have any front teeth! And I already knew that!'
The kick-boxer kept his finger in his mouth a few moments, exploring his gums. Then he said something to the boss in Thai.
'Ah.' The boss nodded. 'You the boy always come to see us… Every day, ha? You li' to come see us.'
I glared at him. Then, to my surprise, he squatted beside me and ruffled my hair.
'Funny boy in trees, every day. We li' you too. Take some Mary-Jane, ha? OK Mary-Jane. Some Mary-Jane, for you frien's.'
'Hurry up and kill me,' I said bravely.
'Kill you? Ah, funny boy… I no' kill you now.' He ruffled my hair again and rose. 'I no' kill anyone now,' he said to the huddled figures under the marquee. 'I give you warning. You people here, tha' OK for me. One year, two year, three year, no problem, ha?'
If he was waiting for a reply, none came. This seemed to piss him off. He took a slow lungful of air, then flew into a hysteria of rage. 'Bu' now, you makin' problem! You makin' bad fuckin' problem! '
There was complete silence as he reached into his pockets and pulled out a piece of paper. Even the cicadas seemed to have got the message. 'You makin' maps! ' he screamed. Half the next sentence was lost on me, drowned out by a pounding in my ears. '…Bu' why you wan' do tha'? Maps bring new people! New people here! New people are danger for me! Tha' is bad fuckin' danger for you! '
He hesitated, and with the same bewildering abruptness, became calm again. 'Okey-dokey,' he muttered. Then he dropped the map on the dirt, unholstered his pistol, and fired a shot into it. The shot missed but was close enough to send the paper fluttering into the air. For the second time I was deafened. The muzzle had only been a foot away from my head.
When my hearing began to return, the boss was chatting away in an eerily conversational tone of voice. 'So, my frien's. I li' you all ve'y much. Ve'y good. One year, two years, no problem. So you lis'en to my warning. Nex' time I will kill you all.'
This final remark didn't have time to sink in, because for a third time my senses were put out of action. The boss punctuated his sentence by whipping his gun on the top of my head. Out of shock, I tried to stand up, and he hit me again. I dropped straight back down to my knees. The next thing I knew he was holding on to the back of my T-shirt, keeping me steady.
'Wait,' I said thickly. My bravado was entirely gone. I was afraid. Having had a little taste of what it might be like, I was absolutely certain I didn't want to be beaten to death. 'Wait a moment please.'
No use. The boss hit me incredibly hard. For a few seconds I was conscious, staring at his shoes. Reeboks, like the Ko Samui spiv. Then I blacked out.
I didn't know what was going on. A few things registered –footsteps, rustling, some hushed Thai voices, a couple of kicks that rolled me over. But none of these things felt connected to any of the others. They were arbitrary and baffling.
When I was finally able to get up and stay up, which must have been at least ten minutes later, the VC had gone. I began crawling back to the marquee, where I could still see the blurred shapes of my companions, and while I crawled I abstractedly wondered why I'd been chosen as the punch-bag. In fact, why have a punch-bag at all? If they hadn't been planning on shooting us, it seemed unfair to have put me through all that pain.
Now
There was another question that I should have been asking myself, but wasn't. In my now considerable experience, it's part of the strange way the brain works when reeling from a severe knock. You get hung up on the inconsequential mysteries and not the important ones.
The question I should have been asking was, why wasn't anyone coming to help me? If I'd been out for ten minutes, as I suspected I had, then they'd had plenty of time to get their act together. But there they were, cowering behind the circle of candles, as much use as a bunch of waxworks.
'Help me,' I slurred. 'What's the matter with you?'
I tried to scowl at them, which was extremely difficult. Apart from being out of focus, I was seeing double so I wasn't sure where the scowl should be directed.
'Keaty… help.'
Hearing his name seemed to spur him into life. He took a few steps towards me, but even through my fucked-up eyes I could tell there was something weird about the way he was moving. It was as if he was scared of something over my shoulder.
My elbows gave way and my chin hit the ground. I dribbled to get the dust off my mouth. 'Hurry, Keaty.'
Then he was next to me, with someone else. Francoise, by the smell. They picked me up and pulled me back to the marquee, only strong enough to raise my arms and shoulders. When I passed over the candles, they were extinguished by my stomach. It was an extra bit of pain I really didn't need, but at least it startled me into thinking a bit more clearly. And a gulp of coconut beer was a boost too. It goes to vinegar pretty fast, and the stuff I gulped down was already on the turn. Sharp enough to make me wince and shut my eyes, and when I re-opened them, my sight was back to normal.
At last I was able to see why everyone had turned into statues. Using Etienne and one of the bamboo poles that supported the canopy of sheets, I hauled myself up to a standing position. The VC hadn't felt that beating me up was a severe enough warning. They'd left us with a reminder, just to ram the point home.
Bullets had done nasty things to the rafters. Big holes, smashed skulls. All the bodies were naked, suggesting they'd been stripped before they were killed. Rigor mortis had given them strange positions. Sammy was lying on his back, but he must have been on his front when the stiffness set in, so he looked as if he were pushing upwards against the weight of the sky. The German girl with the pretty laugh and long hair was on her side. She looked as if she was asking for a hug.