She wasn’t. Not anymore. He’d snapped her leash again. How did he manage to do that? How could one man piss her off that much?
“Don’t even think about it, Jessie Ann,” he warned.
Jess held up a half-filled bottle of warm beer she’d grabbed off a side table. “The name is Jess-i-ca!” And that’s when she let that beer bottle fly at Smitty’s head. He ducked, the bottle barely missing him.
“Jessie Ann,” he said smugly, taunting her, “you’re simply proving what I already know. Can’t stop thinking about me, can ya?”
Her anger good and frothy now, she grabbed a glass off a side table and flung it at the giant target he had the nerve to call a head.
“Jessie Ann! Stop it right—hey!” He barely avoided a plaque with the Navy emblem on it. “Dammit, woman! I nearly died to earn that plaque.”
“If only!” She grabbed blindly.
“Whoa!” A coffee-table book on the history of the Navy nearly took his ear off.
“You said you wanted to talk, you asshole! So let’s talk!” she yelled, grabbing a vase of dying flowers. “What are you going to... to... ”
“Oh, Lord.”
And that’s when the sneezing started.
It came on so fast, all Smitty could do was grab the vase of flowers from her and quickly open his window and put them out on the fire escape. By the time he shut the window and turned back around, Jess was on her knees, the sneezes coming one after the other except when broken up by vicious coughing. Seemed nothing had changed. The girl had had bad allergies since he’d known her, and it seemed only worse now.
Crouching beside her, Smitty pulled the backpack off her shoulders and opened it. If she still operated the way she used to, he’d find her “works” buried somewhere in this unbelievably overpacked bag. Sure enough, he found her pills, nasal spray, and inhaler in one handy pouch. With that in hand, he quickly got her out of her cumbersome—and damn ugly—parka and scooped Jessie into his arms, taking her into the bathroom. Placing her on the counter, he opened the pouch and first took out her pills.
“Here.” He put two pills in her hand and filled a cup with water. She popped the pills and he handed her the cup. She took a deep drink and then sneezed into the glass, water spraying back into her face.
“Dammit!”
“It’s okay,” he said, ordering himself not to laugh. He gave her the nasal spray after using a hand towel to quickly wipe off her face. “Use this.”
She did, and when done he handed her several tissues.
“Do you need your inhaler?”
“No, no,” she said around coughs. “That’s for when I actually fall into the flowers. Which I’ve done on occasion.”
Smitty grinned. “I know. I remember.”
She let out a rough laugh. “I thought Miss Hazel was going to kill me.”
“I think she wanted to. You know how she used to love her flowers.”
Jess blew her nose and nodded.
“You all right now?”
“Oh, yeah.” But she wouldn’t look at him, and her cheeks were a bright red.
Using a knuckle, he lifted her face up to meet his. “Jessie Ann? Are you crying?”
She smirked. “No, you bonehead. My eyes are watering. If you spent the last five minutes coughing up a lung, your eyes would be watering too.”
“Fair enough.”
He stroked her cheek with one finger. “Can’t you get allergy shots to help with that?”
Her appalled expression made him snort in surprise. “You’re still afraid of needles?”
“I think afraid is a bit of a loaded word.”
“I remember that year they had to inoculate us for something or other—”
“Distemper.”
“Right. Distemper.” He sure did love being canine. “And you just cried and cried. Like a baby. Did a lot for your reputation.”
“Shut up.”
On a whim, he lifted her hair a bit. “You still don’t have earring holes.”
She slapped his hands away. “I think I have enough holes in my head without adding to them, thank you very much.”
“So nipple piercing completely out of order?”
She scrunched up her face and he had the feeling she wanted to cover her breasts to protect them. “Don’t even go there!”
“Sorry, sorry,” he said on a laugh. “Didn’t mean to freak you out.”
Jessie let out a shaky breath and pushed her hair off her face. That’s when he saw her hand. “Your knuckles.”
Jessie looked down at her hand. “Oh, God.” Her eyes widened a bit as she remembered what she’d done. “Your sister. I hit your sister.”
Although it seemed throwing things at his head didn’t warrant any remorse since she’d done it twice already. “Don’t worry about her. She’s got the Smith hard head.” He reached over and opened his medicine cabinet, taking out a first-aid kit. “And it’s not like she didn’t deserve it a bit.”
“That’s not the point. It was weak and pathetic and—”
“Jessie Ann, do me a favor. Cut yourself some slack.” He lifted her hand and began to carefully clean it. “I know it’s hard for you, but really. Give yourself a break.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“It sure isn’t hard to get you pissed off.”
“I’ll admit, I’m short on temper.”
“Short like a Munchkin.”
Her eyes narrowed dangerously. “You know what—owwww!”
Smitty glanced up from wiping her knuckles with an alcohol swab. “Oh. Did that hurt?”
“I am starting to hate you.”
“No, you’re not. But I know you’re tryin’.” He covered her knuckles in antiseptic cream and a loose bandage. “There. That should do it.”
“Good.” She tried to get up, but he wouldn’t move. “Would you move?”
“In a second.” He washed his hands in the sink and took his own damn time drying them. The longer he took, the crankier his little wild dog got.
“You know I have to get back to work.”
“Liar.”
“I am not lying.”
“What? They’ll beat ya?”
“Smitty.”
He gave her a wicked smile. “You into that?”
She finally smiled even as she tried not to. “Bobby Ray!”
“It’s all right. There’s no shame in enjoying a firm hand. Especially if it’s mine.”
“Don’t even think about it.” She glanced down at her watch and he immediately covered it with his hand. “What are you doing?”
“Time is not of importance at the moment.”
“Time is always of importance.”
He removed the watch. “Not today.”
“Hey. Give that back.”
Smitty shoved it into his back pocket. “Nope.”
“You do know that watch costs more than your body parts would earn on the black market.”
Smitty placed his hands on either side of Jessie’s legs, keeping her in place. “I’m not going to ask how you know that.”
“That’s for the best,” she answered solemnly.
Smitty stared at her for so long she got nervous. “What? What are you staring at?”
“Your mouth is driving me crazy.”
Jess wiped her mouth with the back of her hand. “Why? Do I have something on it?” she asked sincerely.
His hands gently gripped her jaw. “It will.” Then his lips were on hers. Possessive. Demanding. His insistent tongue making her mouth his.
Smitty stepped closer, his legs butting up against her knees. When she didn’t open to him, his hands slid between her thighs and pried them apart so he could move in. He didn’t stop walking until the presence of the counter under her butt made him.
Once comfortable, those big hands moved up again and framed her face, holding her in place as Smitty kissed what sense she had left right out of her.
Jess tried to push him away... well, sort of. She slapped her hands against his shoulders really hard.