“I’m nervous of publicity,” said Michael. “This community could so easily be made to look absurd in the press. I suggest we take the Abbess very literally. What do you think, Sister Ursula?”
“I think a little merry-making might be in order,” said Sister Ursula, smiling at James. “The Bishop is coming, you know, and he won’t want too Lenten a scene.”
“Gilbert White says”, said Peter, “that when they had a new ring of bells at Selborne the treble bell was up-ended on the village green and filled with punch and they were all drunk for days!”
“I don’t think we can quite emulate Selborne,” said James, “but then neither need we emulate the old man of Thermopylae who never did anything properly. We could organize a small festival and see to it that we got the sort of publicity we wanted. I gather the Bishop wants to revive the old ceremony of christening the bell. This could take place with just ourselves present on the evening of his arrival, and then we could have a little procession with some of the village people on the following day. The village seems quite excited about the whole business. As I think most of you know, the Abbess has the poetic idea that the bell should enter the Abbey early in the morning through the great gate as if it were a postulant.” He looked at Catherine.
“All right,” said Michael. “Another committee please. Perhaps a definite plan could be submitted to us next week. And, of course, Father Bob must be consulted about the music.”
“He’s got some ideas already,” said James. “He says he’s game for anything except ‘Lift it gently to the steeple’!”
A sub-committee to deal with the bell was appointed, consisting of James, Margaret Strafford, Catherine, and Sister Ursula. Father Bob was to be co-opted.
Michael looked at his notes. Squirrels etc. His heart sank and he was half tempted to leave this item over. He spoke up quickly. “The next thing, and I think we can’t put off discussing it any longer, is this question about shooting squirrels and pigeons.”
Everyone looked glum and avoided each other’s eyes. This problem had arisen early and was still unsolved. Soon after arriving at Imber, James Tayper Pace had produced his shotgun and made regular sorties to shoot pigeons, crows, and squirrels in the vicinity. He regarded this both as a normal country pursuit and as a proper part of any farmer’s duty; and it could not be denied that the pigeons especially were a menace to the crops. Encouraged by his example, Patchway also took to prowling the estate with a gun and proved singularly adept at slaughtering hares, some of which, it was suspected, went to adorn tables in the village. When Nick Fawley arrived, bringing a.22 rifle with him, he joined in the game, this being indeed the only service which he appeared to perform with any enthusiasm for the community.
Michael, who had had his first unpleasant shock on seeing James armed with a gun, had at last felt that the practice must be put an end to. Again, he felt surprisingly distressed and not able to put his arguments very clearly. It seemed to him improper that a community of this sort should kill animals. Three of its members, Catherine and the Straffords, were vegetarians on religious grounds, and it seemed, to say the least, in bad taste to confront them continually with the spectacle of slaughtered creatures. Michael knew that Catherine especially was thoroughly upset about it, and he found her once in tears over a dead squirrel. She had in any case an extreme horror of firearms. As time went on Michael began to feel far from democratic, and had at last forbidden gunfire upon the estate pending a full discussion. He realized that he was open to a charge of inconsistency. He advocated mechanization because it was natural in that it increased efficiency, but he opposed shooting as improper, although it too increased efficiency. But in this case he was even more sure of being in the right.
James said, “My view is this. We can’t afford to be sentimental. Animals that do serious damage ought to be shot. What we shoot and when and how might need discussing. But after all, as Michael observed a little while ago, we’re seriously in business as market-gardeners.” This was as near as James ever came to making a sharp point. He gave Michael a gentle deprecating look as he spoke, to soften the sharpness.
Patchway said, “A wood pigeon eats its own weight every day.”
Peter Topglass said, “I think the question is not one of efficiency. We’re agreed about that. The fact is that the shooting gives grave offence to some among us.”
Mark Strafford, turning round, said, “If it’s the feelings of the animals that are to be considered one might point out that much more distress is caused to a bird by trapping it and ringing it than by shooting it.” This was a piece of gratuitous polemic, since Strafford was in fact against the shooting too.
Michael, now thoroughly annoyed, said “It’s the feelings of the human beings we want to consider.”
“I don’t see why one side should monopolize the appeal to feeling,” said Mark. “James and I had very strong feelings about your cultivator.”
There was a disapproving silence. James said “Come, come,” to dissociate himself from the remark.
Michael was now too angry to trust himself to continue. He said “Perhaps after all we had better postpone this question again. James has given us his view. Mine is that since a number of people here believe on religious grounds that animal life should be respected we ought, since we profess to be a religious community, to allow this view to prevail, as against a mere consideration of efficiency, even if certain other members don’t hold it. I might add that I also hold the view that members of the community ought not to possess firearms at all, and if I had my way I’d confiscate the lot!”
“Hear, hear!” said Catherine in a clear voice, speaking for the first time.
After a silence during which Michael had time to appreciate Catherine’s contribution and to regret his use of the word “confiscate”, James said “Well, well, you may even be right. I for one would like to think the matter over again. Perhaps we could discuss it in a week or two. And meanwhile no shooting.”
“Any other business?” said Michael. He felt tired now and not pleased with himself. He had been catching the eye of young Toby during the last outburst. He wondered what the boy was thinking of them all. How unwise of James to want outsiders at these meetings.
“I would like to remind everybody about the Bach record recital on Friday evening,” said Margaret Strafford. “I did put up a notice, but I’m afraid people don’t always remember to look at the board.”
With various other trivial admonitions the Meeting broke up. James came up to Michael and began to say placatory things. He was obviously regretting his little piece of controversy. Michael felt emotionally exhausted. He parted James on the shoulder, doing his best to reassure him. He could see from the corner of his eye Peter Topglass lying in wait for him. Peter would certainly have been upset by Mark Strafford’s attack on his bird-ringing. He was sensitive to this particular charge. Michael, wishing to be alone, excused himself from James, had a word with Peter, and walked out onto the balcony.