“Oh, God, Louise. I’m sorry.”
“He was so careful with electricity, too. It’s just so hard to believe —”
Yes, I thought. Yes, it was hard to believe. I thought of last night. Of the burglars — one who’d died, one who’d gotten away.
“Why don’t I come over?”
“Oh, thank you, Aaron, but I need to be alone with the children. But if you could call Neil and Mike —”
“Of course.”
“Thanks for being such good friends, you and Jan.”
“Don’t be silly, Louise. The pleasure’s ours.”
“I’ll talk to you tomorrow. When I’m — you know.”
“Good night, Louise.”
Mike and Neil were at my place within twenty minutes. We sat in the kitchen again, where we were last night.
I said, “Either of you get any weird phone calls tonight?”
“You mean just silence?” Neil said.
“Right.”
“I did,” Mike said. “Tracy was afraid it was that pervert who called all last winter.”
“I did, too,” Neil said. “Three of them.”
“Then a little while ago, Bob dies out in his garage,” I said. “Some coincidence.”
“Hey, Aaron,” Mike said. “Is that why you got us over here? Because you don’t think it was an accident?”
“I’m sure it wasn’t an accident,” I said. “Bob knew what he was doing with his tools. He didn’t notice a plug that had fallen into a bowl of water?”
“He’s coming after us,” Neil said.
“Oh, God,” Mike said. “Not you, too.”
“He calls us, gets us on edge,” I said. “And then he kills Bob. Making it look like an accident.”
“These are pretty bright people,” Mike said sarcastically.
“You notice the burglar’s eyes?” Neil said.
“I did,” I said. “He looked very bright.”
“And spooky,” Neil said. “Never saw eyes like that before.”
“I can shoot your theory right in the butt,” Mike said.
“How?” I said.
He leaned forward, sipped his beer. I’d thought about putting out some munchies, but somehow that seemed wrong given poor Bob’s death and the phone calls. The beers we had to have. The munchies were too festive.
“Here’s how. There are two burglars, right? One gets caught, the other runs. And given the nature of burglars, keeps on running. He wouldn’t even know who was in the house last night, except for Aaron, and that’s only because he’s the owner and his name would be in the phone book. But he wouldn’t know anything about Bob or Neil or me. No way he’d have been able to track down Bob.”
I shook my head. “You’re overlooking the obvious.”
“Like what?”
“Like he runs off last night, gets his car, and then parks in the alley to see what’s going to happen.”
“Right,” Neil said. “Then he sees us bringing his friend out wrapped in a blanket. He follows us to the dam and watches us throw his friend in.”
“And,” I said, “everybody had his car here last night. Very easy for him to write down all the license numbers.”
“So he kills Bob,” Neil said. “And starts making the phone calls to shake us up.”
“Why Bob?”
“Maybe he hates black people,” I said.
Mike looked first at me and then at Neil. “You know what this is?”
“Here he goes,” Neil said.
“No; no, I’m serious here. This is Catholic guilt.”
“How can it be Catholic guilt when I’m Jewish?” Neil said.
“In a culture like ours, everybody is a little bit Jewish and a little bit Catholic, anyway,” Mike said. “So you guys are in the throes of Catholic guilt. You feel bad about what we had to do last night — and we did have to do it, we really didn’t have any choice — and the guilt starts to prey on your mind. So poor Bob electrocutes himself accidentally, and you immediately think it’s the second burglar.”
“He followed him,” Neil said.
“What?” Mike said.
“That’s what he did, I bet. The burglar. Followed Bob around all day trying to figure out what was the best way to kill him. You know, the best way that would look like an accident. So then he finds out about the workshop and decides it’s perfect.”
“That presumes,” Mike said, “that one of us is going to be next.”
“Hell, yes,” Neil said. “That’s why he’s calling us. Shake us up. Sweat us out. Let us know that he’s out there somewhere, just waiting. And that we’re next.”
“I’m going to follow you to work tomorrow, Neil,” I said. “And Mike’s going to be with me.”
“You guys are having breakdowns. You really are,” Mike said.
“We’ll follow Neil tomorrow,” I said. “And then on Saturday, you and Neil can follow me. If he’s following us around, then we’ll see it. And then we can start following him. We’ll at least find out who he is.”
“And then what?” Mike said. “Suppose we do find out where he lives? Then what the hell do we do?”
Neil said, “I guess we worry about that when we get there, don’t we?”
In the morning, I picked Mike up early. We stopped off for doughnuts and coffee. He’s like my brother, not a morning person. Crabby. Our conversation was at a minimum, though he did say, “I could’ve used the extra hour’s sleep this morning. Instead of this crap, I mean.”
As agreed, we parked half a block from Neil’s house. Also as agreed, Neil emerged exactly at 7:35. Kids were already in the wide suburban streets on skateboards and rollerblades. No other car could be seen, except for a lone silver BMW in a driveway far down the block.
We followed him all the way to work. Nobody else followed him. Nobody.
When I dropped Mike off at his office, he said, “You owe me an hour’s sleep.”
“Two hours,” I said.
“Huh?”
“Tomorrow, you and Neil follow me around.”
“No way,” he said.
There are times when only blunt anger will work with Mike. “It was your idea not to call the police, remember? I’m not up for any of your sulking, Mike. I’m really not.”
He sighed. “I guess you’re right.”
I drove for two and a half hours Saturday morning. I hit a hardware store, a lumberyard, and a Kmart. At noon, I pulled into a McDonald’s. The three of us had some lunch.
“You didn’t see anybody even suspicious?”
“Not even suspicious, Aaron,” Neil said. “I’m sorry.”
“This is all bullshit. He’s not going to follow us around.”
“I want to give it one more chance,” I said.
Mike made a face. “I’m not going to get up early, if that’s what you’ve got in mind.”
I got angry again. “Bob’s dead, or have you forgotten?”
“Yeah, Aaron,” Mike said. “Bob is dead. He got electrocuted. Accidentally.”
I said, “You really think it was an accident?”
“Of course I do,” Mike said. “When do you want to try it again?”
“Tonight. I’ll do a little bowling.”
“There’s a fight on I want to watch,” Mike said.
“Tape it,” I said.
‘“Tape it,’” he mocked. “Since when did you start giving us orders?”
“Oh, for God’s sake, Mike, grow up,” Neil said. “There’s no way that Bob’s electrocution was an accident or a coincidence. He’s probably not going to stop with Bob either.”
The bowling alley was mostly teenagers on Saturday night. There was a time when bowling was mostly a working-class sport. Now it’s come to the suburbs and the white-collar people. Now the bowling lane is a good place for teenage boys to meet teenage girls.
I bowled two games, drank three beers, and walked back outside an hour later.
Summer night. Smell of dying heat, car exhaust, cigarette smoke, perfume. Sound of jukebox, distant loud mufflers, even more distant rushing train, lonely baying dogs.
Mike and Neil were gone.
I went home and opened myself a beer.