Sam stayed in my ward for three, four days: I forget the exact time. He was like an energetic little bee, buzzing all over the place, hardly ever still for a minute. In zero gee, of course, he could literally climb the curved walls of the ward and hover up on the ceiling. He terrified the head nurse in short order by hanging near the ceiling or hiding behind one of the bunks and then launching himself at her like a missile when she showed up with the morning’s assortment of needles.
Never once did Sam show the slightest qualm at having his blood sampled alongside mine. I’ve seen guys get violent from their fear that they’d get a needle contaminated by me, and catch what I had. But Sam never even blinked. Me, I never liked needles. Couldn’t abide them. Couldn’t look when the nurse stuck me; couldn’t even look when she stuck somebody else.
«All the nurses are women,» Sam noticed by the end of his first day.
«All six of them,» I affirmed.
«The doctors are all males?»
«Eight men, four women.»
«That leaves two extra women for us.»
«For you. I’m on the other side.»
«How come all women nurses?» he wondered.
«I think it’s because of me. They don’t want to throw temptation in my path.»
He started to frown at me but it turned into that lopsided grin. «They didn’t think about my path.»
He caused absolute havoc among the nurses. With the single-minded determination of a sperm cell seeking blindly for an ovum, Sam pursued them alclass="underline" the fat little redhead, the cadaverous ash-blonde, the really good-looking one, the kid who still had acne—all of them, even the head nurse, who threatened to inject him with enough estrogen to grow boobs on him if he didn’t leave her and her crew alone.
Nothing deflected Sam. He would be gone for long hours from the ward, and when he’d come back, he would be grinning from ear to ear. As politely as I could, I’d ask him if he had been successful.
«It matters not if you win or lose,» he would say. «It’s how you play the game… as long as you get laid.»
When he finally left the isolation ward, it seemed as if we had been friends for years. And it was damned quiet in there without him. I was alone again. I missed him. I realized how many years it had been since I’d had a friend.
I sank into a real depression of self-pity and despair. I had caught Sam’s cold, sure enough. I was hacking and sneezing all day and night.
One good thing about zero gravity is that you can’t have a postnasal drip. One bad thing is that all the fluids accumulate in your sinuses and give you a headache of monumental proportions. The head nurse seemed to take special pleasure in inflicting upon me the indignity of forcing tubes up my nose to drain the sinuses.
The medics were overjoyed. Their guinea pig was doing something interesting. Would I react to the cold like any normal person, and get over it after a few days? Or would the infection spread and worsen, turn into pneumonia or maybe kill me? I could see them writing their learned papers in their heads every time they examined me, four times a day.
I was really unfit company for anyone, including myself. I went on for months that way, just wallowing in my own misery. Other patients came and went: an African kid with a new strain of polio; an asthmatic who had developed a violent allergy to dust; a couple of burn victims from the Alpha construction crew. I stayed while they were treated and sent home. Then, without any warning, Sam showed up again.
«Hello, Omar, how’s the tent-making business?» My middle name had become Omar as far as he was concerned.
I gaped at him. He was wearing the powder-blue coveralls and shoulder insignia of Global Technologies, Inc., which in those days was just starting to grow into the interplanetary conglomerate it has become.
«What the hell you doing back here?» My voice was a full octave higher than normal, I was so surprised. And glad.
«I work here.»
«Say what?»
He ambled over to me in the zero-gee strides we all learn to make: maintain just enough contact with the grillwork on the floor to keep from floating off toward the ceiling. As Sam approached my bunk, the head nurse pushed through the ward’s swinging doors with a trayful of the morning’s indignities for me.
«Global Technologies just won the contract for running this tin can. The medical staff still belongs to the government, but everybody else will be replaced by Global employees. I’ll be in charge of the whole place.»
Behind him, the head nurse’s eyes goggled, her mouth sagged open, and the tray slid from her hand. It just hung there, revolving slowly, as she turned a full one-eighty and flew out of the ward without a sound.
«You’re in charge of this place?» I laughed. «No shit?»
«Only after meals,» Sam said. «I’ve got a five-year contract.»
We got to be really friends then. Not lovers. Sam was the most heterosexual man I have ever seen. One of the shrinks aboard the station said he had a Casanova complex: he had to take a shot at any and every female creature he saw. I don’t know how good his batting average was, but he surely kept busy—and happy.
«The thrill is in the chase, Omar, not the capture,» he said to me many times. Then he would always add, «As long as you get laid.»
But Sam could be a true friend, caring, understanding, bringing out the best in a man. Or a woman, for that matter. I saw him help many of the station’s female employees, nurses, technicians, scientists, completely aside from his amorous pursuits. He knew when to put his Casanova complex in the backseat. He was a helluva good administrator, and a leader. Everybody liked him. Even the head nurse grew to grant him a grudging respect, although she certainly didn’t want anybody to know it, especially Sam.
Of course, knowing Sam, you might expect that he would have trouble with the chain of command. He had gotten himself out of the space agency, and it was hard to tell who was happier about it, him or the agency. You could hear sighs of relief from Houston and Washington all the way up where we were, the agency was so glad to be rid of the pestering little squirt who never followed regulations.
It didn’t take long for Sam to find out that Global Technologies, Inc., had its own bureaucracy, its own set of regulations, and its own frustrations.
«You’d think a multibillion-dollar company would want to make all the profits it can,» Sam grumbled to me about six months after he had returned to the Shack. «Half the facilities on Alpha are empty, right? They overbuilt, right? I show them how to turn Alpha into a tourist resort and they reject the goddamned idea. ‘We’re not in the tourism business,’ they say. Goddamned assholes.»
I found it hard to believe that Global Tech didn’t understand what a bonanza they could reap from space tourism. But they just failed to see it. Sam spent weeks muttering about faceless bureaucrats who sat on their brains, and how much money a zero-gravity honeymoon hotel could make. It didn’t do him a bit of good. At least, that’s what I thought at the time.
The big crisis was mostly my fault. Looking back on it, if I could have figured out a different way to handle things, I would have. But you know how it is when your emotions are all churned up; you don’t see any alternatives. Truthfully, I still don’t see how I could have done anything else except what I did.
They told me I was cured.
Yeah, I know I said they never used words like that; but they changed their tune. After more than five years in the isolation ward of the station, the medics asked me to join them in the conference room. I expected another one of their dreary meetings; they made me attend them at least once a month, said it was important for me to «maintain a positive interaction with the research staff.» So I dragged myself down to the conference room.