He could see at once that she was burned up.
“That was a lousy trick,” she said. “You got Jasper into a lot of trouble.”
Hart stared at her in consternation. “Trouble? You mean he didn’t go to Caph?”
“He’s down in the basement hiding out. Blake told me he was there. I went down and talked to him.”
“He got away from them?” Hart appeared badly shaken.
“Yes. He told them they didn’t want a man at all. He told them what they wanted was a machine and he told them about that glittering wonder – that Classic model – in the shop uptown.”
“And so they went and stole it.”
“No. If they had it would have been all right. But they bungled it. They smashed the glass to get at it, and that set off an alarm. Every cop in town came tearing after them.”
“But Jasper was all –”
“They took Jasper with them to show them where it was.”
Some of the color had returned to Hart’s face. “And now Jasper’s hiding from the law.”
“That’s the really bad part of it. He doesn’t know whether he is or not. He’s not sure the cops even saw him. What he’s afraid of is that they might pick up one of those Caphians and sweat the story out of him. And if they do, Kemp Hart, you have a lot to answer for.”
“Me? Why, I didn’t do a thing –”
“Except tell them that Jasper was the man they wanted. How did you ever make them believe a line like that?”
“Easy. Remember what Jasper said. Everyone else tells the truth. We’re the only ones who lie. Until they get wise to us, they’ll believe every word we say. Because, you see, no one else tells anything but the truth and so –”
“Oh, shut up!” Angela said impatiently.
She looked around the room. “Where’s that blanket thing?” she asked.
“It must have left. Maybe it ran away. When I came home it wasn’t here.”
“Haven’t you any idea what it was?”
Hart shook his head. “Maybe it’s just as well it’s gone,” he said. “It gave me a queasy feeling.”
“You and Doc! That’s another thing. This neighborhood’s gone crazy. Doc is stretched out dead drunk under a tree in the park and there’s an alien watching him. It won’t let anyone come near him. It’s as if it were guarding him, or had adopted him or something.”
“Maybe it’s one of Doc’s pink elephants come to actual life. You know, dream a thing too often and –”
“It’s no elephant and it isn’t pink. It’s got webbed feet that are too big for it and long, spindly legs. It’s something like a spider, and its skin is warts. It has a triangular head with six horns. It fairly makes you crawl just to look at it.”
Hart shuddered. Ordinary aliens could be all right, but a thing like that –
“Wonder what it wants of Doc.”
“Nobody seems to know. It won’t talk.”
“Maybe it can’t talk.”
“You know all aliens talk. At least enough of our language to make themselves understood. Otherwise they wouldn’t come here.”
“It sounds reasonable,” said Hart. “Maybe it’s acquiring a second-hand jag just sitting there beside Doc.”
“Sometimes,” said Angela, “your sense of humor is positively disgusting.”
“Like writing books by hand.”
“Yes,” she said. “Like writing books by hand. You know as well as I do that people just don’t talk about writing anything by hand. It’s like – well, it’s like eating with your fingers or belching in public or going without clothes.”
“All right,” he said, “all right. I’ll never mention it again.”
After she had left, Hart sat down and gave some serious thought to his situation.
In many ways he’d be a lot like Jasper, but he wouldn’t mind if he could write as well as Jasper.
He’d have to start locking his door. He wondered where his key was. He never used it and now he’d have to look through his desk the first chance he got, to see if he couldn’t locate it. If he couldn’t find it, he’d have to have a new key made, because he couldn’t have people walking in on him unexpectedly and catching him wearing the blanket or writing stuff by hand.
Maybe, he thought, it might be a good idea to move. It would be hard at times to explain why all at once he had started to lock his door. But he hated the thought of moving. Bad as it was, he’d gotten used to this place and it seemed like home.
Maybe, after he started selling, he should talk with Angela and see how she felt about moving in with him. Angela was a good kid, but you couldn’t ask a girl to move in with you when you were always wondering where the next meal was coming from. But now, even if he didn’t sell, he’d never have to worry where his next meal was coming from. He wondered briefly if the blanket could be shared as a food provider by two persons and he wondered how in the world he’d ever manage to explain it all to Angela.
And how had that fellow back in 1956 ever thought of such a thing? How many of the other wild ideas concocted out of tortuous mental efforts and empty whiskey bottles might be true as well?
A dream? An idea? A glimmer of the future? It did not matter which, for a man had thought of it and it had come true. How many of the other things that Man had thought of in the past and would think of in the future would also become the truth?
The idea scared him.
That “going of far places.” The reaching out of the imagination. The influence of the written word, the thought and power behind it. It was deadlier than a battleship, he’d said. How everlastingly right he had been.
He got up and walked across the room and stood in front of the yarner. It leered at him. He stuck out his tongue at it.
“That for you,” he said.
Behind him he heard a rustle and hastily whirled about.
The blanket had somehow managed to ooze out of the desk drawer and it was heading for the door, reared upon the nether folds of its flimsy body. It was slithering along in a jerky fashion like a wounded seal.
“Hey, you!” yelled Hart and made a grab at it. But he was too late. A being – there was no other word for it – stood in the doorway and the blanket reached it and slithered swiftly up its body and plastered itself upon its back.
The thing in the doorway hissed at Hart: “I lose it. You are so kind to keep it. I am very grateful.”
Hart stood transfixed.
The creature was a sight. Just like the one which Angela had seen guarding Doc, only possibly a little uglier. It had webbed feet that were three times too big for it, so that it seemed to be wearing snowshoes, and it had a tail that curved ungracefully halfway up its back. It had a melon-shaped head with a triangular face, and six horns and there were rotating eyes on the top of each and every horn.
The monstrosity dipped into a pouch that seemed to be part of its body, and took out a roll of bills.
“So small reward,” it piped and tossed the bills to Hart.
Hart put out a hand and caught them absent-mindedly.
“We go now,” said the being. “We think kind thoughts of you.”
It had started to turn around, but at Hart’s bellow of protest it swiveled back.
“Yes, good sir?”
“This – blanket – this thing I found. What about it?”
“We make it.”
“But it’s alive and –”
The thing grinned a murderous grin. “You so clever people. You think it up. Many times ago.”
“That story!”
“Quite so. We read of it. We make it. Very good idea.”
“You can’t mean you actually –”