"Yep. Last September or so, I believe. He was going out the back door, into the alley, to put some trash in the Dumpster, and hit one of 'em with the door."
"Really?" I had frozen halfway over onto my side. My back felt like somebody had taken out half the length of the muscles, and sewn them back together. "Tight" does not begin to describe it.
He laughed again. "Yeah, no shit, they were just getting ready to try to pry the door. He asked 'em what the hell they were doing, and one of 'em says, 'Be quiet, we gotta get in here, there's going to be some kids try to break in and we want to catch 'em.' Really!"
"Guts." The pain in my back was subsiding. Wonderful. If I stayed like this for four more days, I'd be fine.
"Oh, yeah. Told him they were undercover state officers."
"Didn't he ask for any ID?" I asked, gingerly moving into a more or less upright position by carefully swinging my legs off the bed, and letting their weight help lift me.
"Yeah, and you know what they said? The one with the little beard says, 'If you was undercover, would you carry one?' Just cool as hell."
I chuckled, myself. "Sharp," I said.
Phil laughed again, hugely enjoying himself. "It gets better! He wouldn't let 'em in, you know, so they got all pissed off, and left saying they would come back with their boss in a few minutes, and he'd better be there when they got back! You know what he did? The poor bastard apologized, and he fuckin' waited almost an hour for 'em to come back!"
"Must have been real, real convincing." I was sitting now, and the pain wasn't all that bad.
"Oh, yeah."
"Do you know if Goober was one of 'em?" I asked, hoping he wasn't.
"Who?"
"Fred, their cousin…"
"Oh! Him! No, not him. The two he described were the brothers. Just the two of 'em."
"Good." I just about had my thoughts collected. "You turn up anything more on Fred, while I got you on the line?"
"Just what I got from my old reports. Remember… oh, a couple of years ago, more'n that, maybe? He was a juvie, and was breaking into taverns, and hitting the pin-ball machines?"
"Oh, yeah…" I'd heard something to that effect, but since it hadn't happened in Nation County, I never saw a report.
"All three of the boys that night," said Phil. "I remember Freddie was wearin' a fatigue jacket, and he made one hell of a racket when I chased him. Pockets full of quarters. We weighed the jacket. Thirty-four pounds of quarters." He had been chuckling to himself all through the recounting. "Every time I saw him after that, I'd ask if he had any change." He broke into laughter.
"I never saw a cop who enjoyed his job more than you do…"
Breathless with laughter, he managed to get out, "Yeah, ain't it a sin, though?"
"This is a good piece of work. Really. Can you write it up and send me a copy?"
"You bet. Oh, yeah, before I forget… when we busted the three of 'em with all the quarters, your boy Fred tried to take all the blame."
"Really…"
"Oh, yeah. Stuck together like dried cow shit. Really tight."
It was time I was up, anyway. And to good news, to boot. I went downstairs very gingerly, and enjoyed a great cup of coffee while leaning gently against the counter, looking for some old ibuprophen I'd acquired after a root canal. Found it. Twelve left, of 800 mg. Cool. I didn't think I could afford to miss work today. Of all days. So, prescribing for myself, I figured, "What the hell, take it with coffee."
Standing at the coffeepot, pouring my second cup, I looked at the outdoor thermometer. Twenty-six degrees. Same as the temperature inside a refrigerator. The warming trend had arrived. It was almost thirty degrees warmer than yesterday.
The phone rang again. I assumed it was going to be the sheriffs office. "Yeah!"
"Boy, you're nasty in the morning." Lamar, calling from the scene of the snowmobile incident from last night. He was with the lab crew.
"Sorry, thought it was the S.O."
I told him about Phil's call. Then he told me something.
"Did you ever look in Borglan's refrigerator that day?" He was deadly serious.
"I don't think so… but I think I might have seen a bit inside it when Clete was making his coffee… he got the coffee can out of the refrigerator."
"That's when I saw it, too. Notice anything unusual about the contents? Think, now. Think hard."
I did my best. "Nothing unusual… no more bodies… no, boss, I can't say that I did. Just a normal inside of a refrigerator. Why?"
"It was normal, all right," he said. "I remembered this last night… it was full of food."
"So…?" I asked, even as it came to me.
"You don't leave your refrigerator stocked when you're planning to be gone for three months."
"Right. You're right. Son of a bitch, you're right!"
A minor problem, though. Cletus was now back in residence. Unless we had it documented during the crime scene examination, there was no way to prove it now.
"I already checked with the lab guys," he said. "They looked in there, just a cursory inspection. No documentation of contents, although Jake thinks he remembers seeing food."
Jake was a lab tech. He'd had no reason to inventory the refrigerator, and he'd sure as hell been busy with enough other stuff that night.
"Damn. But I can understand it. I should have thought of that…"
"Ain't you supposed to be workin' today?" Gruffly.
"Can't come to work if I'm standing here talkin' on the phone." Take that, boss. It did make me wonder when he slept, though.
I figured I'd go out of uniform, as much to remove the 15 lbs. of gun belt and gear as anything else. I might not be feeling much pain, but I sure didn't want to aggravate my back. As I got dressed, I went over things in my head. Not too bad, for a short day. Somebody had been staying at Borglan's. No doubt. Again, no conclusive proof, but we were on the right track. On the upside, we did have testimonial evidence that the Colson brothers had, in fact, impersonated undercover officers on a previous occasion. Thanks to Phil. I was in good spirits when I hit the office. I think it was mostly the ibuprophen.
Art's car was in the parking lot, along with a blue Ford sedan that had FBI written all over it. George, I was willing to bet.
I walked carefully up the steps, but the medicine was beginning to kick in, and I hardly felt a twinge. Cool. Now, if I could just stay awake…
Art knew George, as did most law enforcement personnel in our area of the state. I wasn't sure how well, but he certainly knew who he was. Both of them were sitting in the main office, and both of them appeared to be waiting for me.
"Hi," I said.
"You talk to Lamar this morning?" blurted Art.
"Yep."
"About the refrigerator?"
"Yep. I think he's right. I remember that, now, too, I think." I was being oblique because I didn't know if Art had told George anything, and since Art had raised "need to know" to an almost mystical level in his own head, I didn't want to aggravate him unnecessarily.
"I don't think it proves a lot," he said. "No connection with anything."
"Don't be so sure," I said. I looked at George. "Have you told him…"
"No," said George.
I looked around to make sure we were alone, and then closed the door. Dramatic, but fun. "We arrested an FBI agent near the murder scene last night," I said.
"Oh, bullshit," said Art. "Get serious."
"It's true, they did," said George.
Art went blank-faced. He was one of those cops for whom all status resided in the kind of badge you carried. Credential envy, sort of.
"And," I said, savoring the moment, "after we got him to the office, we busted another one who was sneaking around behind the jail…"