“But I’m not going to get any more out of him.”
“Thanks for doing this. Sorry you had to waste your time on him.”
As Jury said this, Carole-anne walked into his living room so he could waste his time on her.
“Think nothing of it,” Jenkins said. “I rather enjoyed listening to him. He reminds me of Bruno. You know, the calculating, manipulating bastard in Strangers on a Train.”
Jury said, “You know, you’re right. I never thought of that. Good night, Dennis.” He put down the phone and said to Carole-anne, “Make yourself at home.”
Carole-anne had sat herself on the sofa and started flicking through the magazine she’d found there. One of hers, not Jury’s. He didn’t read BeautyPLUS. “Why’re you wearing your best suit?” Her tone was thick with suspicion.
“Because I’m going out.”
Apparently puzzled, she said, “Out?” as if there were no such place, at least not for him.
Was he really supposed to expand upon out-ness?
“With somebody?” she said.
“Yes. You don’t know her.”
She shut her eyes against the news. Not just a woman, but a new one, as if he kept a stable of women to which he was always adding.
“Who is she?”
“You don’t know her.” He said it again.
Carole-anne slapped over another page of BeautyPLUS.
If there was one thing Carole-anne didn’t need, it was PLUS. The building would be in meltdown.
Jury leaned over to tie his shoe, getting eye level with Carole-anne’s silver-and-gold sandal, straps intertwined. Strappy. “What kind of shoes are those?”
She shut the magazine and looked at her feet as if she needed reminding. “Manolo Blahnik.”
“Another pair? You have that kind of money?”
“That consignment shop on Upper Street.”
He wondered what reversal of fortune could make a woman sell off her Manolo Blahniks. “Tell me: why would a woman spend hundreds on Manolo Blahnik when she could get a perfectly good sandal like that at the Army-Navy?”
“Are you daft?” She actually put by the magazine to assess his daftness.
Jury waited for shoe guidance and got none. “Well? Why? It’s a reasonable question.”
Apparently not. She retrieved BeautyPLUS and continued sorting through it for nuggets.
“You think the answer is that obvious.”
“Of course.” She stretched out one leg and let the silver sandal dangle from her toes.
Definitely designer legs, he thought.
She said, “Did you ever see a shoe like this at the Army-Navy?”
“No, but then I’ve never looked for one.”
“Believe me.” Thinking this an adequate response, she drew back her foot.
“All right, then listen to this, Miss Shoe-savvy: I’ve got three women murdered and the only connection between them is they were all escorts and all wearing designer shoes.”
“You mean those ‘Escort Murders’ they keep talking about?” When he nodded she said, “Well? Tell me about it.”
“No. It’s an ongoing investigation.”
Aggrieved, Carole-anne said, “What about the shoes? What designer?”
“Jimmy Choo.”
“Sweet!”
“Not so much for the victim; she’s dead.”
“Well, Jimmy Choo didn’t do it. Were they all his shoes?”
“No. There was the French designer… Christian Lousomething.”
Carole-anne consulted her shoe memory bank and her eyes widened. “Christian Louboutin? Red soles?”
“That’s the lad, yes.”
“Those shoes cost a fortune. How does your average working girl afford them?”
“Sales or shoplifting. Anyway, would these escorts be considered ‘average working girls’? They’ve probably got rich clients. You’re beautifully silvered up tonight. Where are you going?”
“Clubbing.” She lay on the couch, ankles crossed. She must be the only woman in London who would get herself up, looking perfect, and then toss herself down any old way.
“Anyone I know?” said Jury.
“No. We don’t know each other’s anyones.” Head on the sofa arm, she held the magazine up to the light of the lamp. Her red gold hair burned in the light.
“Does yours have a name?”
“Monty.”
“And what does Monty do?”
“Sells pricey cars. You’re awful nosy tonight. I never asked you a lot of questions.”
“No, but my date isn’t pleasure. It’s work. It’s part of the investigation.”
Carole-anne brightened considerably, which was hard to do considering her hair was already on fire and her silver dress and strappy shoes were soon to follow.
“Get out from under that light before you blow us all to hell and gone.”
“Huh?” She swung herself around, but not at his insistence, plunked her Manolo Blahniks on the floor, and leaned toward him, her elbows on her knees.
It was a view not without merit. It was a good thing she was young enough to be his daughter! Excuse me, mate, but why’s that a good thing?
“Are you going undercover, then?”
“No, I’m going above cover.”
Her brow tightened in a kind of frown. “You mean this person knows who you are?”
“She does indeed. She just doesn’t know why I asked her out. She thinks I fancy her.”
“Well, you don’t.”
It wasn’t a question. “She’s a bit young for me.”
“So’s the queen. What’s she look like?”
“Like a schoolgirl. Apparently, her clients go for that kind of look.”
“Pervs.” The buzzer rang downstairs. “That’ll be Monty. You can tell me the rest later.” She rose and pulled up the back strap of her silver shoe, then wriggled a little in her dress, which she pulled down.
“Be careful,” he said.
“Careful?”
“Well, I’ve got these women on my mind, I guess. Some man did for them.”
She brushed back her hair. “Well, it wasn’t Monty. Anyway, what makes you so sure it was a man? I know girls that’d kill for a pair of Christian Louboutins. ’Night.”
And she was out of his flat and clicking those four-inch heels down the steps while he was still pondering that last statement.
55
By the time Melrose got to Belgravia, day was night, or nearly. He sat-they sat, Melrose and the two cats-in his car, watching Harry Johnson’s house on the other side of the square. He had let one out of the carrier so they wouldn’t kill each other. What he wanted to do was simply take the one in the carrier around in back and shove her through a doggie door, if there was one.
Well, he could do the animal shelter bit again, but not if Harry Johnson was in the house.
Melrose pulled out his mobile and, fingering the scrap of paper from his wallet on which he’d scribbled it, punched in the number.
When the housekeeper answered-it must be she, for it sounded like the woman who’d opened the door before-he asked for Mr. Johnson. Oh, too bad, he wasn’t at home.
“No,” said Melrose, “no message. I’ll just ring him again. Thank you.” He flipped the mobile shut and turned around to have a look at Schrödinger, if it was. The second cat, looking equally annoyed, had stuffed herself under the seat. Mean eyes peered out.
The first cat, on whom he was betting his 50 percent chance of success, was not at all happy to see him. Every time he looked at her, she hissed. She despised him, which irritated Melrose to death, considering he was making this effort on her behalf.
He got out and opened the rear door and reached across the backseat for the carrier. This was done to the tune of numerous hisses. He put on his True Friends cap and dragged out the carrier. The cat hissed mightily.
“Put a sock in it,” he said, and slammed the door.
“Mrs… Toby, isn’t it?” Melrose raised his cap.
“Tobias, sir.” She looked down at the carrier. “Well, I’m happy to see Schrödinger’s not come to grief.”