‘You’d be wise to buy some insurance.’
‘Whatever for?’
‘Running around shooting off guns, things could happen. Not to mention some householder who says he was so frightened by what he thought was a Boer invasion that he fell off the stepladder and is suing for a painful neck.’
Atkins put his lower jaw to one side. After some seconds, he said, ‘I’m glad we had this talk. Makes me think.’ He started for the back, turned around, thanked Denton again. ‘I’m grateful. The scales are falling from my eyes. You’ve got a head for these things. Invaluable.’
Denton thought he’d best take advantage of Atkins’s mood. ‘One thing.’
‘Sir?’
‘The lady who was here — Mrs Striker. A very private matter.’
‘I never thought otherwise.’
‘Not a word.’
‘I’m hurt you’d think it of me.’
A little later, Atkins brought up an almost high tea, lavish by the standards he usually set. ‘This’ll hold you until you get to the Criterion or some such posh spot for dinner.’ It was Atkins’s way of saying that Denton had told him something useful.
It was in fact to the Café Royal and not the Criterion that he made his way. He liked the Café Royal, its rather disorderly Domino Room, whose high-styled décor was so at odds with many of the patrons. Gold and blue-green, with caryatids near the ceiling and gilded pillars that evolved into acanthus trees as they grew upwards, it expressed an already dated idea of French archness. Upstairs, the Café Royal was fairly grand; down here at ground level, it was part bistro and part Bohemian hangout. The chicken pie and the milky coffee were famous, as were the shouting matches, the models, the touts, the odd fistfight, the philosophizing and pontificating that came and went through the place like a tide.
The waiter knew him. Or seemed to know him. The waiters were mostly Italian, rather cynical, given to ironic facial expressions. He never knew what they were really thinking.
‘Has Mr Frank Harris come in yet?’
The waiter eyed the room with one raised eyebrow, then shot out an arm. At the far end, towards Glasshouse Street, Denton picked out the dark head of Frank Harris. Harris was an editor, the magazines changing every few years under him like post horses, his notoriety remaining constant — hard-drinking, sensual, bellicose. Denton kept looking at him until his moving gaze — Harris always seemed to be looking for something better than he had — came his way. Denton waved. He said to the waiter, ‘The chicken pie and the red wine.’
‘A bottle, sir?’
‘A glass.’
The Café had been founded by a Continental. It had gone through a number of managers; the most recent, disgusted with the low tone of the Domino Room, had left it and opened what he thought a proper restaurant next door. The Domino Room, impervious to elevation, had gone its disreputable way.
‘By God, you’re back.’ Frank Harris had a loud voice, a shrewd eye and a moustache almost as big as Denton’s. He banged his own drink down on the table as he sat. ‘Why didn’t you join me up there?’
‘I don’t like that end of the room. Always seems cold.’
‘Yah! I hear you made a lot of money on your trip to wherever it was.’
‘Transylvania. Whoever told you that?’
‘Writing about motor cars, really! I heard you cleared a thousand pounds on the American serial pub.’ In fact, he’d got more than that for the articles, expected still more now that they were collected into a book, but he wouldn’t tell Harris that.
The chicken pie appeared. Denton cut into it. Inhaled, ate. Harris said, ‘I know that dish is famous, but I’m damned if I can see how hard-boiled eggs and chicken can go together. It’s like an English idea of French food. Speaking of money, want to invest some?’
‘No.’
‘I’ve an idea for a new mag. Make a fortune.’
‘I’m looking for a girl.’
‘Who isn’t? I could introduce you to Lotty over there — she’s quite nice, if you don’t let her talk.’
Denton, chewing, took from a pocket a photographic copy of the drawing that had been in Mary Thomason’s trunk. ‘That girl.’
Harris studied it. ‘The ethereal type. Missed her moment — would have been perfect for the Pre-Raphaelites. Although you never know, sometimes it’s these apparently angelic little females who just want to do it like rabbits. “There is no art to find the cunt’s construction in the face.”’
‘Is that a quotation? You English are always throwing quotations at me.’
‘I’m Irish, and it’s Shakespeare. I know more about Shakespeare than any man in England, were you aware of that? Truth.’ Harris put the photo of the drawing down. ‘Who is she?’
‘Student at the Slade.’
‘Why didn’t you say so?’ He turned almost completely around and shouted, ‘Gwen!’ The room’s growl of talk, counterpoint to everything that went on, continued. ‘GWEN!’ He turned back. ‘Gwen John — know her? Her brother’s Augustus, the rising star of English art.’
Denton allowed that he knew Augustus John by sight, had once had a desultory conversation with him.
‘Gwen’s twice the painter her brother is, but he’s got flash, and people get blinded by it. Ah, Gwen, me darlin’, here you are.’
A frowning, rather small young woman in multi-coloured scarves and kerchiefs was standing by the table. ‘I don’t like to be shouted at,’ she said in a husky voice.
‘Of course you don’t. The Café Royal’s rather out of your milieu, isn’t it, Gwen?’
She looked as if she might not answer him, then reluctantly said, ‘One of my friends wanted to come here for his birthday.’
‘Must have got a cheque from home. Gwen, this is Mr Denton, famous writer, trying to get a line on this face.’ He spun the drawing so that she could see it. ‘Ring any bells?’
Without bending, she looked down at the drawing. She seemed to have smelled something bad.
‘Slade girl, he says,’ Harris prompted.
‘Well, it isn’t Slade work, is it? Hard to find drawing that bad these days. You’re asking the wrong person.’
Before she could turn away, Denton said, ‘Why isn’t it Slade work?’
‘It’s stumped. Try Burlington House.’ She swirled away.
Harris looked after her and said in a musing sort of way, ‘You know, under all those rags, there’s quite a fine body? Not that that’s any more a sign of accessibility than the face. Mind, I’ve known skinny little things with no more tits than a tinker who wanted to be pounded like a piece of tripe. I once walked into a bookshop on a rainy day, nobody there but this animated broom-handle of a female about thirty; it took me about ten minutes to be fucking her on a collected works of Richardson. She had a bush like-’
‘Harris, has it ever occurred to you that there’s more to life than sex?’
‘Good Christ, I certainly hope not! Where did you hear a thing like that?’
‘Made it up myself.’
‘What an idea!’
‘I wanted to know if you recognized the drawing, not to hear your sexual autobiography.’
‘Well, I don’t know her.’ He tapped the drawing. He sounded grumpy.
‘What’s “stumped”?’ Denton said.
‘Hmm? Oh, drawing technique — use a screw of paper to push the charcoal around, rub it out, get lights and shadows. Slade teaches the use of the line — stumping not allowed.’
‘And Burlington House?’
‘The RA — the Royal Academy. Really, Denton, you’ve lived here long enough to know that.’
‘I don’t understand art.’
‘Nobody does — except me, of course. Gwen and her crowd believe the RA’s the work of the devil. No telling them that thirty years ago the people who now hang their crap in Burlington House were sitting here and saying the same things about their betters. Today a rebel, tomorrow an academician. The awful truth is, none of them is awfully good — not good as the really good are good. Britain hasn’t produced a first-rate draughtsman since Rowlandson. You see, the trouble is-’