Over the course of my life I’ve used the number many times. Not the telephone number, just the four. When I first met my husband, I used to whisper ‘four’ while we had intercourse, because it was so painful. Then I learned about a tiny operation that I could have to enlarge myself. I whispered ‘four’ when my dad died of lung cancer. When my daughter got into trouble doing God knows what in Mexico City, I said ‘four’ to myself as I gave her my credit-card number over the phone. Which was confusing – thinking one number and saying another. My husband jokes about my lucky number, but I’ve never told him about Roy. You shouldn’t underestimate a man’s capacity for feeling threatened. You don’t have to be a great beauty for men to come to blows over you. At my high-school reunion I pointed out a teacher I’d once had a crush on, and by the end of the night this teacher and my husband were wrestling in a hotel parking garage. My husband said that it was about issues of race, but I knew. Some things are best left unsaid.
This morning, I was cleaning out my jewelry box when I came upon a little slip of paper with pink curtains on it. I thought I had lost it long ago, but, no, there it was, folded underneath a dried-up carnation and some impractically heavy bracelets. I hadn’t whispered ‘four’ in years. The idea of luck made me feel a little weary now, like Christmas when you’re not in the mood.
I stood by the window and studied Roy Spivey’s handwriting in the light. He was older now – we all were – but he was still working. He had his own TV show. He wasn’t a spy anymore; he played the father of twelve rascally kids. It occurred to me now that I had missed the point entirely. He had wanted me to call him. I looked out the window; my husband was in the driveway, vacuuming out the car. I sat on the bed with the number in my lap and the phone in my hands. I dialed all the digits, including the invisible one that had shepherded me through my adult life. It was no longer in service. Of course it wasn’t. It was actually preposterous for me to have thought that it would still be his nanny’s private line. Roy Spivey’s children had long since grown. The nanny was probably working for someone else, or maybe she had done well for herself – put herself through nursing school or business school. Good for her. I looked down at the number and felt a tidal swell of loss. It was too late. I had waited too long.
I listened to the sound of my husband beating the car mats on the sidewalk. Our ancient cat pressed itself against my legs, wanting food. But I couldn’t seem to stand up. Minutes passed, almost an hour. Now it was starting to get dark. My husband was downstairs making a drink and I was about to stand up. Crickets were chirping in the yard and I was about to stand up.
Cindy Stubenstock by A. M. Homes
Cindy Stubenstock is trading up – at a recent auction, she flipped two Gurskys, an early Yuskavage and her husband’s bonus, and was on the phone later live from London topping the bidding on a rare Picasso etching that looked ‘beautiful over the fireplace’.
‘Gives whole new meaning to up in smoke,’ the cryptic British auctioneer mumbled under his breath.
Now Cindy and her Scarsdale sisterhood – aka the ladies who linger at lunch – are on the tarmac at Teterboro, wandering from plane to plane.
‘There never used to be so many,’ one says.
‘Do we really need to take two planes?’
‘Well, there are six of us and I just hate being crowded, and besides, what if I want to leave early?’ They all nod, knowing the feeling.
‘Just the thought of being trapped somewhere makes me nervous – does anyone have anything – a little blue, a little yellow?’
‘I’ve got Ativan.’
‘I’ll take it.’
‘We’re going to Miami, it’s not the rain forest, not the darkest Peru, you can get a commercial flight out any time you want – just call JetBlue,’ one of the women says.
And the others look at her horrified, aghast, shocked that she can even say the words ‘commerical flight’ so easily, without pause. Flying private is one of the perks of being who they are; it’s why they put up with so much. NO airport security.
‘Soon that will change, they’re going to have scented dogs everywhere.’
‘It’s not scented dogs, it’s sniffing dogs. Scented dogs would be like soaps, verbena, vanilla, Macchu Picchu.’
‘Why do you always correct me? I’m an old woman – leave me alone.’
‘You’re forty-eight, you’re not old.’
And then there is silence.
‘Which plane is it? He keeps trading them in. I never know which one is ours.’
‘She calls it trading them in – he calls it fractional ownership,’ one of the women whispers.
‘G4, Falcon, Citation, Hawker, Learjet – remember when they were all “Learjets”? Remember when the word “Learjet” used to mean something?’
‘Who is that bald man in the wheelchair? He looks familiar – do I know him from somewhere?’
‘Is it Philip Johnson?’
‘Philip Johnson died two years ago.’
‘Really?’
‘Yes.’
‘That’s so sad.’
‘Is that Yul Brynner?’
‘It’s someone with cancer.’
‘What’s he doing here?’
‘He’s getting an Angel Flight back to where he lives,’ one of the ground crew says. ‘People donate flights – for those who are basically too sick to travel.’
‘Oh, I don’t think I could ever do that – I couldn’t have a sick person on the plane – I mean, what about the germs?’
‘I don’t normally think of cancer as contagious.’
‘You never know.’ She runs her hand through her hair – which she gels in the morning with Purell – prophylactically.
The group divides; Sally Stubenstock, the society sister of Cindy, and her ‘friend’ Tasha, the yoga instructor, go on their own plane. ‘We want alone time,’ Tasha says.
‘She wants to downward dog me at 10,000 feet,’ Sally says.
‘It’s gross,’ someone whispers.
‘What do you care – they’re not asking you to do it.’
‘Women kiss better than men – it’s a fact.’
‘How would you know?’
‘Because one night Wallis (the weird woman who has a man’s last name for her first name) Wallingford planted one right on me.’
‘Was she drunk?’
‘I don’t think so. It felt very good.’
‘Better than a man?’
She nods. ‘Softer, more thoughtful.’
Cindy Stubenstock puts her fingers in her ears and hums loudly and sings, ‘This is something I don’t want to know. I don’t want to know-oh-o.’
The conversation stops. They climb aboard. The pilot pulls the door closed and locks it. The women take their seats and then take other seats. They move around the cabin until they are comfortable. They put all their fur coats together on one seat.
‘Where are you staying? The Raleigh, the Delano, the Biltmore?’
‘I’m staying at Pinkie and Paulie’s.’
‘Really?’ Cindy asks.
Her friend nods.
‘I’ve never stayed at someone’s house,’ Cindy Stubenstock confesses. ‘How do you do it? When you get there – what do you do – how do you check in?’
‘It’s like going for dinner or cocktails – you knock on the door and hopefully someone answers.’