Herbert shared a room with her son Ralph, who turned from trimming a flimsy moustache to hold out a friendly enough hand when his mother showed him in. He spoke with little of the local accent, which made Herbert, already noting the cadence, determined to take more of Isaac’s advice and say as little as possible until he felt easier using it.
‘Hope you’ll be comfortable in the other bed,’ Ralph said.
‘I’m sure I shall.’
‘Mother’s making all the cash she can.’ He was surprised that Herbert had so little to unpack from his scruffy case, and Herbert picked up his embarrassment at having to share a room, which indicated that he had been spoiled. ‘I wouldn’t be surprised if she didn’t let our beds to night workers while we were out during the day,’ Ralph went on. ‘She hopes to get a boarding house at Skegness after the war. Poor mother doesn’t realize it might go on forever.’
‘Who lives in the rest of the house?’
‘Four other lodgers.’
‘What do they do?’
Ralph pulled a comb through fair wavy hair. ‘A couple, both men, if you know what I mean. They work in a drawing office, very hush-hush, they tell us, though I wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t design bottle tops. The other two come and go at all hours, and I think they dabble in black market, which means we have bacon and butter for our breakfast more often than most, or at least I do.’
His nose turned up even more when Herbert mentioned the factory he was to work at, Ralph saying that he went to business at the office of the local bus depot — probably counting tickets all day, Herbert thought. Because of flat feet, and no doubt a few more shameful ailments, Ralph hadn’t been called up — an even worse fate — though at twenty he was lucky no impediments showed.
Herbert asked about the bathroom, but it wasn’t that kind of house. Mrs Denman promised to get one in as soon as the war ended. Meanwhile they could wash at the kitchen sink, and a pot under each bed saved them running down three flights of stairs and across the back yard at night. Two small wardrobes took care of their clothes. Herbert smiled: a hook and a coat hanger on the back of the door would have done for him. There was even a rickety dressing table against the wall to put things on. He’d never felt so well off.
On day three of his escape the noise as he walked into the machine shop at the Royal Ordnance Factory seemed likely to push him straight back on to the road. He shouted his question as to where the chargehand was, and barged courageously along the main gangway towards him. ‘I don’t know what job to give yer, but foller me and we’ll find one. There’s allus summat.’
Motors, dynamos and donkey engines, flapping powerbelts, the screech of steel being cut, and tools sharpening on Carborundum wheels shook his eardrums and made him want to close his eyes. He didn’t know how they could talk to each other, never mind exist for more than a few minutes in this vast extension to the forge of Vulcan. Hand signals and grunts sufficed for the carrying on of work, an advantage in that he didn’t have much call to open his mouth in a way that would show his posh accent.
Archie Bleasby, a burly six footer of his own age, worked on a lathe, and sat next to him on a box of castings at tea break. ‘What did yer want ter cum and wok on a fuckin’ tip like this for?’
The machinery still ran, and Herbert put his ear close as he bit a gap into his potted-meat sandwich, his mouth conveniently full. ‘Munny,’ using a pronunciation of money heard from Mrs Denman. The reply satisfied Archie, who was also disinclined to waste much breath on chat except: ‘I don’t know whether yer’ve cum to the right place for that, Bert.’
So Bert he was, and must know himself to be, if he wanted to be absorbed into the shop, which seemed to be happening because, on going into the canteen for dinner at half past twelve, he found that Archie had kept a place for him at the long table. ‘This fuckin’ grub’ll kill yer, but it’ll keep yer goin’ till it does.’
A grunt of agreement was safe enough, as he was getting his head down towards the spuds and mincemeat, a delicious smell compared to most of the meals at school. After the pudding and coffee Archie stood up. ‘Let’s go outside a bit, and ’ave a fag.’
‘I forgot mine this morning,’ Bert said.
Men were kicking a tennis ball along the pavement, and they stood to watch. ‘’Ave one o’ these, then. I on’y smoke Players.’
‘Ta.’ Herbert took one and put it between his lips. He would buy a packet and pay Archie back, but meanwhile he had to make sure he didn’t seem a stranger to the habit. Archie held the light, and Herbert puffed without drawing in too much of the smoke. ‘I’m used to Woodbines.’
Archie was looking at one of the office girls walking by. ‘Not bad, eh, is she?’
‘Yeh,’ Bert took another puff of his fag, and managed not to choke.
He cleared swarf from between the machines, or lifted boxes of shellcaps and fuse cases from the gangway to the viewing benches. Archie showed him how to bend from the knees instead of the waist. ‘Ye’re tall and thin, see? and this way you wain’t snap yer backbone. Yer wouldn’t be any good at fuckin’ then, if yer did that, would yer?’
Not that the labour was hard to get used to, Herbert mused, maybe due to the game and cadet scramblings on the obstacle course at school. Everything was so new that whenever he looked at the clock another hour had gone by.
In the evening he sat in his room and popped blisters with a needle heated over a match flame, dousing them in TCP, then picking brass splinters out with tweezers before they could fester. Archie was his mentor, with no asking, sharp eyes for his problems and always volunteering a remedy. ‘If you don’t tek care o’ yer ’ands they’ll get to look like tree stumps, and the women don’t like that. As long as they’re nice and clean they’ll let you get at their knickers.’
He was clocking out when Walter Price, a toolsetter of about forty who had been lame from birth, asked if he played darts. He remembered Isaac’s advice to fall in with everything. ‘Now and then.’
‘It’s like this, yer see, we need a new chap on the team, because that bleddy fool Jack Blundell cum off ’is motorbike and broke ’is arm last week. Can yer cum to the Plough tonight, after yer tea?’
He had scorned the dart board in the games room at school, as something to amuse the tiddlers who were miserable at being away from mummy and daddy. Now he wished he hadn’t, though he recalled some of the jargon. ‘I’m a bit rusty. Down from three-o-one, though, in’t it?’
Walter smiled like a man who only did so to hide his pain. ‘That’s the ticket. We’ll show yer. It’s the enthusiasm of youth we want on the team.’
Herbert’s uncertainty was overcome by assuming that if these men could do it, so could he. At his probationary session, he tried for the bull, and though the first half-dozen went all over the board at least none gouged a hole in the blue plastered wall.
‘Don’t ’urry, lad. Just chuck ’em about a bit to get yer ’and in.’ But after a few more scatterings Walter lost patience. ‘I’ll coach yer. Now, just watch me.’ The disability of having one leg shorter than the other had made Walter a better player than most. ‘I want a treble, don’t I? A seven? Now don’t tek yer eyes off me.’ Lopsided he got one. ‘Now a double six, then a bull — inner and outer. Y’er not lookin’! Look at me!’ He got those as well. ‘Now yo’ ev a go, me owd duck.’
Herbert applied the rules of the firing range, while taking in what he could of Walter’s expertise. Legs apart and firm on the ground, arm straight and fingers holding the dart as if an extension of both, he aligned his eye along the length. Taking time, he let go, and got an outer bull. When the next dart hit a treble Walter set a pint on the table. ‘Sup that. Y’er doin’ well, for a beginner. I on’y ’ope it ain’t starter’s luck.’