'And flowers?' said the priest.
'Some flowers,' Masklin agreed. 'But not like these.' 'I seed flowers like these once,' said Torrit and then, unusually for him, fell silent.
They were led around the bulk of a giant lawnmower and there- -were nomes. Tall, chubby-faced gnomes. Pinkcheeked painted gnomes. Some of them held fishing rods or spades. Some of them were pushing painted wheelbarrows. And every single one of them was grinning.
The tribe stood in silence for some time.
Then Grimma said, very softly, 'How horrible.' 'Oh, no!' said the priest, horrified. 'It's marvellous! Arnold Bros (est. 1905) sends you back smart and new, and then you leave the Stone and go to a wonderful place!' 'There's no women,' said Granny. 'That's a mercy, anyway.' 'Ah, well,' said the priest, looking a bit embarrassed. 'That's always been a bit of a debatable question, we're not sure why but we think-' 'And they don't look like anyone,' said Granny. They all look the same.' Well, you see-' 'Catch me coming back like that,' said Granny. 'If you come back like that, I don't want to go.' The priest was almost in tears.
'No, but-' 'I saw one like these once.' It was old Torrit again. He looked very grey in the face and was trembling.
'You shut up, you,' said Granny. 'You never saw nothing.' 'I did too,' said Torrit. 'When I was a little lad.
Grandpa Dimpo took some of us right across the fields, right through the wood, and there was all these big stone houses where humans lived and they had little fields in front full of flowers like what they got here, and grass all short, and ponds with orange fish, and we saw one of these. It was sitting on a stone toadstool by one of these ponds.' 'It never was,' said Granny, automatically.
'It was an' all,' said Torrit, levelly. 'And I mind Grandpa sayin', "That ain't no life, out there in all weathers, birds doing their wossname on your hat and dogs widdlin' all over you." He tole us it was a giant nome who got turned to stone on account of sitting there for so long and never catching no fish. And he said, "Wot a way to go, that ain't for me, lads, I want to go sudden like," and then a cat jumped out on him. Talk about laugh.' What happened?' said Masklin.
'Oh, we gave it a good seeing-to with our spears and picked him up and we all run like bu - run very fast,' said Torrit, watching Granny's stern expression.
'No, no!' wailed the priest. 'It's not like that at all!' and then he started to sob.
Granny hesitated for a moment, and then patted him gently on the back.
'There, there,' she said. 'Don't you worry about it. Daft old fool says any old thing that comes into his head.' 'I don't-.-' Torrit began. Granny's warning look stopped him.
They went back slowly, trying to put the terrible stone images out of their minds. Torrit trailed along behind, grumbling like a worn-out thunderstorm.
'I did see it, I'm telling you,' he whispered.
'Damn great grinning thing, it were, sitting on a spotty stone mushroom. I did see it. Never went back there, though. Better safe than sorry, I always said. But I did see it.' It seemed taken for granted by everyone that Gurder was going to be the new Abbot. The old Abbot had left strict instructions. There didn't seem to be any argument.
The only one against the idea, in fact, was Gurder.
'Why me?' he said. 'I never wanted to lead anyone! Anyway ... you know ...' He lowered his voice. 'I have Doubts, sometimes. The old Abbot knew it, I'm sure, I can't imagine why he'd think I'd be any good.' Masklin said nothing. It occurred to him that the Abbot might have had a very definite aim in mind. Perhaps it was time for a little doubt. Perhaps it was time to look at Arnold Bros (est.1905) in a different way.
They were off to one side in the big underfloor area the Stationeri used for important meetings; it was the one place in the Store, apart from the Food Hall, where fighting was strictly forbidden. The heads of the families, rulers of departments and sub-departments, were milling around out there. They might not be allowed to bear weapons, but they were cutting one another dead at every opportunity.
Getting them to even think of working together would be impossible without the Stationeri. It was odd, really. The Stationeni had no real power at all, but all the families needed them and none of them feared them and so they survived and, in a strange sort of way, led. A Haberdasheri wouldn't listen even to common sense from an Irorimongri, on general principles, but they would if the speaker was a Stationeri because everyone knew the Stationeri didn't take sides.
He turned to Gurder.
'We need to talk to someone in the Ironmongri. They control the electric, don't they? And the lorry nest.' 'That's the Count de Ironinongri over there,' said Gurder, pointing. 'Thin fellow with the moustache. Not very religious. Doesn't know much about electric, though.' 'I thought you told me-' 'Oh, the Ironmongri do. The underlings and servants and whatnot. But not people like the Count. Good heavens,' Gurder smiled. 'You don't think the Duke de Haberdasheri ever touches a pair of scissors, do you, or Baroness del Icatessen goes and cuts up food her actual self?' He looked sideways at Masklin.
'You've got a plan, haven't you?' he said.
'Yes. Sort of.' What are you going to tell them, then?' Masklin picked absently at the tip of his spear. 'The truth. I'm going to tell them they can leave the Store and take it all with them. I think it should be possible.' Gurder rubbed his chin. 'Hmm,' he said. 'I suppose it's possible. If everyone carries as much food and stuff as they can. But it'll soon run out and, anyway, you can't carry electric. It lives in wires, you know.' 'How many Stationeri can read Human?' said Masklin, ignoring him.
'All of us can read a bit, of course,' said Gurder.
'But only four of us are any real good at it, if you must know.' 'I don't think that's going to be enough,' said Masklin.
Well, there's a trick to it, and not everyone can get the hang of it. What are you planning?' 'A way to get everyone, everyone, out. Carrying everything we'll ever need, ever,' said Masklin.
'They'll be squashed under the weight!' 'Not really. Most of what they'll be carrying doesn't weigh anything at all.' Gurder looked worried.
'This isn't some mad scheme of Dorcas's, is it?' he said.
'No.' Masklin felt that he might explode. His head wasn't big enough to hold all the things the Thing had told him.
And he was the only one. Oh, the Abbot had known, and died with his eyes full of stars, but even he didn't understand. The galaxy! The old man thought it was just a great big room outside the Store, just the biggest department ever. Perhaps Gurder wouldn't comprehend, either, He'd lived all his life under a roof. He had no idea of the sort of distances involved.
Masklin felt a slight surge of pride at this. The Store nomes couldn't understand what the Thing was saying, because they had no experiences to draw on. To them, from one end of the Store to the other was the biggest possible distance in the world.
They wouldn't be able to get to grips with the fact that the stars, fr'instance, were much further away. Even if you ran all the way, it'd probably take weeks to reach them.
He'd have to lead up to it gently.
The stars! And a long, long time ago nomes had travelled between them on things that made lorries look tiny - and had been built by nomes. And one of the great ships, exploring around a little star on the edge of nowhere, had sent out a smaller ship to land on the world of the humans.
But something had gone wrong. Masklin hadn't understood that bit, except that the thing that moved the ships was very, very powerful. Hundreds of nomes had survived, though. One of them, searching through the wreckage, had found the Thing. It wasn't any good without electricity to eat, but the nomes had kept it, nevertheless, because it had been the machine that steered the ship.