He might help us.
Or he'll trap us somehow, and call other humans, and they'll all startmilling around and mooing, and we'll be put in a cage or something, andprodded. It'll be just like the Concorde drivers. They probably didn'twant to hurt us, they just didn't understand what we were. And we haven'tgot time to let them find out.
It's their world, not ours.
It's too risky. No. I never realized it before, but we've got to do itour way.
Grandson Richard, 39, slowly reached out a hand and said, Whoomp?
Masklin took a running jump.
Nomes can fall quite a long way without being hurt, and in any case abacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich broke his fall.
There was a blur of activity and the sandwich rose on three pairs oflegs. It raced across the floor, leaking mayonnaise.
Grandson Richard, 39, threw a towel at it. He missed.
The sandwich leapt over the doorway and vanished into the chirping, velvety, dangerous night.
There were other dangers besides falling off the branch. One of the frogswas eaten by a lizard. Several others turned back as soon as they wereout of the shade of their bromeliad because, as they pointed out ...
mipmip ... mipmip... .
The frog in the lead looked back at his dwindling group. There was one... and one ... and one ... and one ... and one, which added upto-it wrinkled its forehead in the effort of calculation-yes, one.
Some of the one were getting frightened. The leading frog realized thatif they were ever going to get to the new flower and survive there, there'd need to be a lot more than one frog. They need at least one, orpossibly even one. He gave them a croak of encouragement.
Mipmip, he said.
Chapter 5
Florida (or Floridia): A place where alligators, long-necked turtles, and space shuttles may befound. A place that is warm and wet, and there aregeese. Only foolish people think it is really anorange drink. Bacon, lettuce, and tomatosandwiches may be found here also. A lot more interesting than many other places. The shape whenseen from the air is like a bit stuck on a biggerbit. - From A Scientific Encyclopedia for theEnquiring Young Nome by Angalo de Haberdasheri.
Let the eye of your imagination be a camera... .
This is the globe of the world, a glittering blue and white ball like theornament on some unimaginable Christmas tree.
Find a continent ... Focus.
This is a continent, a jigsaw of yellows, greens, and browns.
Find a place... . Focus.
This is a bit of the continent, sticking out into the warmer sea to thesoutheast. Most of its inhabitants call it Florida.
Actually, they don't. Most of its inhabitants don't call it anything.
They don't even know it exists. Most of them have six legs, and buzz. Alot of them have eight legs, and spend a lot of time in webs waiting forsix-legged inhabitants to arrive for lunch. Many of the rest have fourlegs, and bark or moo or even lie in swamps pretending to be logs. Infact, only a tiny proportion of the inhabitants of Florida have twolegs, and even most of them don't call it Florida. They just go tweet, and fly around a lot.
Mathematically, an almost insignificant number of living things inFlorida call it Florida. But they're the ones who matter. At least, intheir opinion. And their opinion is the one that matters. In theiropinion.
Find a highway... . Focus... . Traffic swishing quietly through thesoft warm rain ... focus ... high weeds on the bank ... focus ...
grass moving in a way that isn't quite like grass moving in the wind ... Focus ... a pair of tiny eyes... .
Focus... . Focus... . Focus. ... Click!
Masklin crept back through the grass to the nomes' camp, if that's whatyou could call a tiny dry space under a scrap of thrown-away plastic.
It had been hours since they'd run away from Grandson Richard, 39, asGurder kept on putting it. The sun was rising behind the rain clouds.
They'd crossed a highway while there was no traffic, they'd blunderedaround in damp undergrowth, scurrying away from every chirp andmysterious croak, and finally they'd found the plastic. And they'd slept.
Masklin stayed on guard for a while, but he wasn't certain what he wasguarding against.
There was a positive side. The Thing had been listening to radio andtelevision and had found the place the going-straight-up shuttles wentfrom. It was only eighteen miles away. And they'd definitely madeprogress. They'd gone-oh, call it half a mile. And at least it was warm.
Even the rain was warm. And the bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich washolding up.
But there were still almost eighteen miles to go.
"When did you say the launch is?" said Masklin.
"Four hours time," said the Thing.
"That means we'll have to travel at more than four miles an hour," saidAngalo gloomily.
Masklin nodded. A nome, trying hard, could probably cover a mile and ahalf in an hour over open ground.
He hadn't given much thought to how they could get the Thing into space.
If he'd thought about it at all, he'd imagined that they could find theshuttle plane and wedge the Thing on it somewhere. If possible maybethey could go, too, although he wasn't too sure about that. The Thingsaid it was cold in space, and there was no air.
"You could have asked Grandson Richard, 39, to help us!" said Gurder.
"Why did you run away?"
"I don't know," said Masklin. "I suppose I thought we ought to be able tohelp ourselves."
"But you used the Truck. Nomes lived in the Store. You used the Concorde.
You 're eating human food."
Masklin was surprised. The Thing didn't often argue like that.
"That's different," he said.
"How?"
"They didn't know about us. We took what we wanted. We weren't given it.
They think it's their world, Thing! They think everything in it belongsto them! They name everything and own everything! I looked up at him, and I thought, here's a human in a human's room, doing human things. Howcan he ever understand about nomes? How can he ever think tiny people arereal people with real thoughts? I can't just let a human take over. Notjust like that!"
The Thing blinked a few lights at him.
"We've come too far not to finish it ourselves," Masklin mumbled. Helooked up at Gurder.
"Anyway, when it came to it, I didn't exactly see you rushing up, readyto shake him by the finger," he said.
"I was embarrassed. It's always embarrassing, meeting deities," saidGurder.
They hadn't been able to light a fire. Everything was too wet. Not thatthey needed a fire, it was just that a fire was more civilized. Someonehad managed to light a fire there at some time, though, because therewere still a few damp ashes.
"I wonder how things are back home?" said Angalo, after a while.
"All right, I expect," said Masklin.
"Do you really?"
"Well, more hope than expect, to tell the truth."
"I expect your Grimma's got everyone organized," said Angalo, trying to grin.
"She's not my Grimma," snapped Masklin.
"Isn't she? Whose is she, then?"
"She's ..." Masklin hesitated. "Hers, I suppose," he said lamely.
"Oh. I thought the two of you were set to-" Angalo began.
"We're not. I told her we were going to get married, and all she could talk about was frogs," said Masklin.
"That's females for you," said Gurder. "Didn't I say that letting them learn to read was a bad idea? It overheats their brains."
"She said the most important thing in the world was little frogs living in a flower," Masklin went on, trying to listen to the voice of his ownmemory. He hadn't been listening very hard at the time. He'd been tooangry.
"Sounds like you could boil a kettle on her head," said Angalo.
"It was something she'd read in a book, she said."
"My point exactly," said Gurder. "You know I never really agreed with letting everyone learn to read. It unsettles people."
Masklin looked gloomily at the rain.