‘I’ve seen it all now, guv’nor,’ Watson says to Anderson. ‘Looks like our victim was tied by his left leg to the bridge and just left there hanging until the next Edinburgh train put him out of his misery.’
‘Suicide?’
‘Possibly. Although it’s a funny bloody way to go about it.’
Anderson gazes back along the embankment to a stand of trees. Beyond the trees, its roof visible through the branches, is the house belonging to Enrico Cabaljo.
‘I know what you’re thinking,’ Watson says, standing up and massaging his aching back. ‘And yes, it’s perfectly possible.’
Anderson shakes her head. ‘So this poor bastard gets hit by the train and thrown – what? – two hundred yards over those trees into the footballer’s garden?’
Nobody says anything for a while after that. They are all imagining the victim frantically wriggling like a fish on a line while the headlights of a speeding Intercity train approached inexorably and at high speed.
‘OK,’ Anderson says presently. ‘What about ID?’
‘Fortunately he didn’t land headfirst, so we’ll be able to circulate a mug shot,’ says Vos. ‘John, what about security camera footage?’
‘There are cameras front and back at the footballer’s house,’ says Fallow. ‘We might get something from them.’
‘Any coverage of the garden?’
‘The cameras are remotely monitored from a private security firm in town. Phil and I are going round there this afternoon to see what they’ve got.’
‘Nothing from the door-to-door?’
‘Nothing, boss.’
‘What about tyre tracks? If he didn’t top himself, then somebody must have driven him out here.’
‘If there were any tracks, they’ve been washed away,’ Watson says.
Once again a rueful silence falls over the assembled detectives. It strikes everybody on the bridge that while they’ve said a lot, they still don’t know anything more than when they arrived.
Anderson sighs. ‘Well that’s just bloody marvellous.’ She checks her watch. ‘I’ve got to give a statement to the jackals in five minutes.’
‘What will you tell them?’ Vos says.
‘That a body has been found in Mr Cabaljo’s garden, identity currently unknown. For now I will not be mentioning anything about the circumstances until foul play is confirmed. And if anybody asks, you will say the same. Understood?’
FOUR
At 6 a.m. on the morning of the biggest day of her career, Detective Constable Kath Ptolemy wakes alone.
Ray left four hours earlier for the ferry and a week-long tour of duty to the Baltic. The lilies he left for her are in the vase on the kitchen table, and in the meantime a couple of them have opened. Ptolemy can smell them as she forces herself to get out of the warm cocoon of her bed. She showers in lukewarm water, and by the time she returns the room is lit by murky, sodden daylight. She draws the bedroom curtains, partly to keep it out and partly because old Cyril, whose house backs onto theirs, likes to cop an eyeful whenever he can. He knows Ptolemy is police, and she suspects that’s half the thrill. She thinks that if he wasn’t eighty-three she’d send the armed response unit round, just to scare the shit out of him. Then again maybe she should be flattered by old Cyril’s interest. It’s not as if she’s got the sort of tits that are going to have Peeping Toms queuing round the block whenever she takes her bra off.
Ptolemy is originally from Frizington, a small town in west Cumbria, and for twenty-two years she never believed that anywhere on Earth could be more depressing. Then she moved to Blyth, a hundred miles east on the North Sea coast, and changed her mind. Even Ray, who was born here, jokes that one day space aliens will land on the old power station, take one look around and decide Earth is not worth invading. But beggars can’t be choosers, and much as they’d like to live in a barn conversion in rural Northumberland, the combined wages of a copper and a long-haul trucker will just about stretch to a terraced house with views to die for of the wind turbines on the north pier.
She looks longingly at the bed. But it’s no good. She has to get on with the day. She dries her hair, dabs on some moisturizer and a little bit of slap to make her look vaguely human, and thinks about what to wear. Not that she has much choice. Ptolemy regards it as one of the rich ironies of the modern, progressive CID that while women are now routinely promoted to superintendent rank and beyond, they are still obliged to wear two-piece suits to look like men. Some think it emphasizes their importance and equality – but as far as Ptolemy is concerned, all it does is exaggerate their fat backsides.
She gets dressed and opens the curtains. The rain has stopped. The strange, pale orb showing in the white, translucent sky is the sun. It may even be a nice day today. In the kitchen two more of Ray’s lilies have sprung open and the organic smell is getting overpowering. She slooshes down a cup of tea and tries and fails to eat a bowl of cornflakes and listens to Radio 2 until the seven o’clock pips. Then she collect up her car keys and leaves the house.
The BMW 4 Series with stolen plates arrives at the multistorey car park in the centre of Newcastle shortly after 8 a.m. In it are three men. The driver is a bag of nervous energy: he keeps rubbing his hands on his tracksuit bottoms, hissing through his teeth, clicking the indicator stem up and down, flicking the bill of the outsized baseball cap he always wears. His name is Delon Wombwell and he is getting on his passengers’ nerves. They are beginning to wonder if Delon has Asperger’s or ADD or Tourette’s or some other affliction that makes people want to fucking punch you in the face until you start acting normally.
‘What time is it?’ he says. Nobody replies. Delon doesn’t really want to know, so they aren’t wasting their breath telling him. There is a clock on the dashboard.
Click click. Click click. The indicator.
Tssst. Tssst. Delon’s teeth.
‘ ’Scuse me,’ says the man in the back seat. His name is Allen Philliskirk. The man in the front passenger seat, whose name is Sam Severin, hears the window being wound down and Philliskirk saying, ‘Jesus!’ – and then he feels a newspaper being frantically wafted behind him.
‘Pre-match nerves,’ Philliskirk explains. ‘Ten-to-three syndrome. Can’t help it.’
‘Thanks for the warning,’ says Severin.
Presently, Philliskirk says: ‘Mind you, there are worse things can happen. I ever tell you about Donnie Proudfoot?’
‘Jacka-fuckin’-nory.’ That is Delon.
Philliskirk continues: ‘Donnie Proudfoot. Lives in Benwell now. My old man was in the army with him in Gulf One. Anyway, Donnie got his balls shot off by an Iraqi sniper.’
‘No!’ says Delon, glancing into the rear-view mirror.
‘Anyway, right, Donnie gets pensioned out of the army and one day he’s down the job centre and sees this advert in the window: “Hod carrier wanted, three pounds an hour.” Spot on, he thinks, and he goes down to the building site to see the foreman. “It’s a tough job,” says the foreman. “Every day you’ll be required to hump sixty pound of bricks up and down a ladder.” Donnie just smiles and says, “When I was in the Gulf, I had to hump a hundred pound of kit across fifty miles of desert in just two days.” Well, the foreman was impressed by that. “You sound like just the kind of bloke we’re after,” he says. “You can start nine o’clock Monday.” Donnie’s chuffed to bits. Anyway, he’s on his way out of the foreman’s office when the foreman goes: “One thing, Donnie. How comes you left the army?” So Donnie tells him about getting his fucking knackers shot off. “Oh,” says the foreman, “in that case you’d better start at ten.” “Why’s that?” says Donnie. “Well,” says the foreman, “the lazy bastards who work on this site spend the first hour scratching their balls.” ’
Severin shakes his head. Delon is creased over with laughter. Delon’s laugh, Severin thinks, is just a little bit too hysterical. It is the kind of laugh you hear in pubs when people are pretending to have a good time.