The Bullet Trick

Sylvie and I have discussed it. She’s in and so am I, but we need you if it’s going to work.'

He looked me in the eye and smiled. 'What do you say, William?'

The bathroom was cold, the towel the same shade of grey as when I’d seen it last, but the water was hot and foamed with scented bubbles. I eased myself slowly into the water, wincing as it made contact with my bruises, then shut my eyes and put my head beneath the surface. A whoosh of silence filled my ears, then above it the sound of the door opening.

I surfaced, pushing my hair out of my eyes just as Sylvie stepped into the bathroom with a bundle of clothes over her arm.

'Dix said you could use these.'

'That’s good of him.'

'Well,' Sylvie pressed the clothes to her chest and smiled sadly, 'he does need something from you.'

She placed the bundle on top of the toilet then sat on the edge of the bath and dipped her hand in the water, testing the temperature.

'Need?'

'You aren’t the only one with debts to pay.'

Sylvie’s face looked strained. I wondered again why she should care so much about Dix’s needs, but smiled to lighten the mood.

'He’s not going to come through here as well is he?'

'No,' Sylvie laughed. 'Why? Are you looking for company?'

'That’s what the girls down Anderston way ask the punters.'

She flicked her fingers against the water’s surface, splashing my face.

'I’ve no idea where Anderson Way is, but I get the idea you might be calling me a whore again.'

The splash was playful, but I thought there was real hurt behind the words. I caught her by the wrist.

'No, Sylvie, I’m sorry. I think you’re brilliant.'

Her hand was tiny. I placed it on my chest. She held it there for a second, then scooped some bubbles from the top of the tub and rubbed them into my skin, brushing against my bruises. It felt sore and sad and good all at the same time. Sylvie looked down at my half-hardness emerging through the fading froth. She tugged my chest hair teasingly and reached for the towel.

'You don’t know what you want do you, William? A whore, a Madonna or just a good fuck.'

'And what do you want, Sylvie?'

'Nothing.' She looked away. 'Just to live.'

'Then you’ve got your wish.'

She shook her head.

'Who’s the greatest person you can think of?'

'I don’t know.'

'Just say someone. The first person to come into your head.'

'Einstein.'

'He’s dead.'

'I know.'

She dropped her hand into the water again.

'All I want is to live while I’m still alive,' she grinned. 'Even if I die in the process.'

'A short life but a merry one?'

'You got it.'

Her hand slipped further beneath the water and brushed gently against my cock. I caught her wrist between my fingers and drew it away. Our eyes met.

'I don’t need sex to be your friend.'

'No?'

'No.'

And I let go of her wrist, felt her fingers fasten around me, closed my eyes and allowed myself to be swallowed by the rhythm of her hand and the warm waves of bathwater that started to lap against my chest.

Afterwards Sylvie shook her hand clean in the bathwater. I caught her fingers again and held them to my lips.

'Thanks, Sylvie.'

She shook her head.

'You should relax, William, you’re so formal, like a third-grade English teacher who’s just been jerked off by his most promising student.'

The water had grown cold. I pushed the scum of my spunk away from me and started to get out of the bath.

'I wish I didn’t feel you were talking from experience.'

Sylvie shrugged and shifted to the toilet seat. I wanted some privacy, but what had just passed between us stopped me from asking her to leave. She sat with Dix’s clothes on her lap, and passed me the towel.

Her voice was soft.

'Has anyone ever died doing your bullet trick?'

'I’ve never shot anyone for real, no.'

'You know what I mean.'

'I told you before, it has its risks but they’re probably no more than the odds of crashing on the motorway.'

'Midday or rush hour?'

'You were safe.' I wrapped the towel round my waist and sat on the edge of the tub, facing her. 'Magic is all about effects, if the trick doesn’t look dangerous then who’s impressed? The first man ever to die doing the bullet trick was beaten to death with his own gun.'

She laughed.

'And the second one?'

'I don’t know, like I said, people try to make it seem more risky than it is. Some of the conjurers who supposedly died in the line of fire turned up in the next town, some of them never existed. Sometimes it’s like the trick’s reputation slays them. There was a conjurer in the Wild West who was killed when someone in the audience jumped up and shot him.

Yeah, he was dead, but you couldn’t really blame the trick. Another guy was shot by his wife, presumably she’d decided not to bother with the trouble of a divorce. None of that’s going to happen to you.'

'And what about the ones who get it wrong?'

I sighed.

'I guess the truth is that they just weren’t careful enough. They didn’t switch bullets properly or used faulty equipment.' I took her hands in mine and looked her in the eyes.

'The trick is safe if you do it right.'

'And you’ll always do it right?'

'I wouldn’t attempt it if I didn’t believe that. Look,' I took a T-shirt from the top of the pile of clothes and pulled it over my head. 'You’re right. I should have gone through the risks more carefully with you. I’m sorry. I guess I was just a bit gung-ho.'

'Gun ho.'

She passed me a jumper and I laughed.

'Yes, gun ho. I’ll tell Dix its no go on his offer.'

'No, let’s do it.'

'Why?'

'What’s life without a risk or two?'

'Is anyone pushing you into it? Me?' I hesitated. 'Dix?'

Her voice was impatient.

'No, you want to do it and I want to do it. And Dix certainly wants us to do it. So let’s do it.'

'What makes you so sure I do want to do it?'

'I watched your face when Dix said he’d found someone who wanted us to perform a special show.'

It was true; Dix’s news could solve my money problems, but it was more than that, it was a chance to perform, to go out on a high rather than slinking back to Britain with my tail between my legs.

'Then let’s do it the other way round. This time you shoot me.'

Sylvie stared at me.

'Are you serious?'

'Serious as cancer. You’re right, there is a risk and this time it’s bigger. According to Dix we won’t get to inspect the venue before we go ahead and we don’t know who this creep is who’s willing to pay a fortune for a command performance.' I slipped on a pair of boxers and pulled Dix’s old jeans over them. 'So this time you shoot me. That way if there are any accidents it’s no great loss.'

Sylvie grinned.

'You’re good William, but when it comes down to it you’re a shit liar. You know as well as I do that no one’s going to pay big money to watch you getting shot. What they want is the chance to see a pretty lady take a bullet right between the eyes.' She stepped closer.

'Admit it.'

I took a comb from the washstand, wiped the condensation from the mirror and started to smooth back my wet hair. Sylvie pulled me round to face her.

'Admit you knew Dix and his audience of one wouldn’t go for it or the deal is off, permanently.'

'OK,' I turned back to the mirror. She was right, for a man who made his living out of illusion I was a pretty crap liar. 'OK, I guessed it might be a possibility.'

'A possibility?'

I met her eyes in the mirror.

'OK, 'possibility' might be a bit of an understatement.'

'William,' Sylvie shook her head as if mortally disappointed. 'You’re just as bad as the rest of us.' She squeezed my waist as she pressed past me towards the hallway rubbing her groin briefly against mine. 'OK then, let’s go out with a bang. But first you’ve got to reassure me by telling me exactly how the trick is done.' She held open the door for me. 'Tell Dix too, he’ll enjoy it.'