Something nagged at me. Some little thought out there on the edge of consciousness…
I finished my drink and tuned it out.
Half an hour after the phone call we were bedded down for the night. I was bedded down, anyway; Carolyn was couched. The clock radio was supplying an undercurrent of mood music, all set to turn itself off thirty minutes into the Mantovani.
I was teetering on the edge of sleep when I half heard footsteps approaching the door of the apartment. I didn’t really register them; Carolyn’s was a first-floor apartment, after all, and various feet had been approaching it all night long, only to pass it and continue on up the stairs. This time the steps stopped outside the door, and just as that fact was beginning to penetrate I heard a key in the lock.
I sat up in bed. The key turned in the lock. Beside me, a cat sat quivering with excitement. As another key slipped into another of the locks, Carolyn stirred on the couch and whispered my name urgently.
We were both on our feet by the time the door opened. A hand reached in to switch on the overhead light. We stood there blinking.
“I’m dreaming,” Randy said. “None of this is really happening.”
Shoulder-length chestnut hair. A high broad forehead, a long oval face. Large eyes, larger now than I’d ever seen them, and a mouth in the shape of the letter O.
“Jesus,” Carolyn said. “Randy, it’s not what you think.”
“Of course not. The two of you were playing canasta. You had the lights out so you wouldn’t disturb the cats. Why else would you be wearing your Dr. Denton’s, Carolyn? And does Bernie like the handy drop seat?”
“You’ve got it all wrong.”
“I know. It’s terrible the way I jump to conclusions. At least you’re dressed warmly. Bernie, poor thing, you’re shivering in your undershorts. Why don’t the two of you huddle together for warmth, Carolyn? It wouldn’t bother me a bit.”
“Randy, you just don’t understand.”
“You’re dead right about that. I figured you knew what you were by now. Aren’t you a little old for a sexual-identity crisis?”
“Dammit, Randy-”
“Dammit is right. Dammit is definitely right. I thought I recognized Bernie’s voice on the telephone. And I was struck tongue-tied. After I hung up I told myself it was probably innocent, the two of you are friends, and I asked myself why I reacted with such paranoia. But you know what they say, Carolyn. Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean real little people aren’t following you.”
“Will you please listen to me?”
“No, you listen to me, you little shit. What I said was, well, screw it, Miranda, you’ve got a key, so go over and join the two of them and see how silly you’re being, or maybe you’ll get lucky and Carolyn’ll be alone and you can have some laughs and patch things up, and-God damn you, Carolyn. Here’s your set of keys, bitch. I won’t walk in on you two again. Count on it.”
“Randy, I-”
“I said here’s your keys. And I think you have my keys, Carolyn, and I’d like them back. Now, if you don’t mind.”
We tried to say something but it was pointless. There was nothing she wanted to hear. She gave back Carolyn’s keys and pocketed her own and stormed out, slamming the door hard enough to rattle the dishes on the kitchen table, stamping her way down the hall, slamming the vestibule door on her way out of the building.
Carolyn and I just stood there looking at each other. Ubi had gone to hide under the bed. Archie stood up on the chair and let out a tentative yowl. After a couple of minutes Carolyn went over to the door and set about locking the locks.
CHAPTER Fourteen
The Personal ads were on the penultimate page of the second section of the Times, along with the shipping news and a few other high-priority items. Ours was the third listing, following a plea for information from the parents of a fourteen-year-old runaway.
I read our ad three or four times and decided that it did its job efficiently enough. It hadn’t brought any response yet, but it was still early; Carolyn had awakened at dawn and gone for the paper as soon as she’d fed the cats. At this hour our presumably interested parties might well be snug in their beds. If, like me and Carolyn, they were already warming themselves over morning coffee, they’d still have the whole paper to wade through before they got to the Personals. True, it was a Saturday. The daily Times has added on feature sections in recent years, padding itself like a bear preparing to hibernate, but the Saturday paper remains fashionably slender. On the other hand, a good many people take a break from the Times on Saturdays, readying themselves for the onslaught of the enormous Sunday paper, so it was possible our prospective customers would never pick up the paper at all. The ad was set to run for a week, but now that I looked at it, a few lines of type on a remote back page, I wasn’t too cocky about the whole thing. We couldn’t really count on it, I decided, and it would be advisable to draft a backup plan as soon as possible.
“Oh, wow. I’m glad I went out for the paper, Bernie.”
“So am I,” I said. “I just hope you’re not the only person who took the trouble.”
She had the first section and she was pointing to something. “You’d better read this,” she said.
I took it and read it. A few inches of copy on one of the back pages, out of place among the scraps of international news but for its faintly international flavor. Bernard Rhodenbarr, I read, the convicted burglar currently sought by police investigating the slaying Thursday of Madeleine Porlock in her East Side apartment, had narrowly escaped apprehension the previous night. Surprised by an alert police officer while attempting to break into Barnegat Books on East Eleventh Street, Rhodenbarr whipped out a pistol and exchanged shots with the policeman. The officer, I read, suffered a flesh wound in the foot and was treated at St. Vincent ’s Hospital and released. The burglar-turned-gunman, owner of the store in question, had escaped on foot, apparently uninjured.
As an afterthought, the last paragraph mentioned that Rhodenbarr had disguised himself for the occasion by donning a turban and false beard. “But he didn’t fool me,” Patrolman Francis Rockland was quoted as saying. “We’re trained to see past obvious disguises. I recognized him right away from his photograph.”
“The Sikh,” I told Carolyn. “Well, that’s one person who hasn’t got the book, or he wouldn’t have been trying to break into the store to search for it. I wonder if it was him you spotted watching the store yesterday.”
“Maybe.”
“The tabloids’ll probably give this more of a play. They like irony, and what’s more ironic than a burglar caught breaking into his own place? They should only know how ironic it is.”
“What do you mean?”
“Well, the cop could have arrested the Sikh. That wouldn’t have cleared me on the murder rap but at least they wouldn’t be after me for this, too. Or the Sikh could have been a worse shot, so I wouldn’t be charged with shooting a cop. Wounding a police officer is a more serious crime than murdering a civilian, at least as far as the cops are concerned. Or, if he had to shoot him, the Sikh could have killed young Mr. Rockland. Then he wouldn’t have been able to tell them I was the one who did it.”
“You wouldn’t really want the policeman dead, Bernie.”
“No. With my luck he’d live long enough to tell a brother officer who shot him. Then I’d be a cop killer. What if Randy sees this? She must have missed the first story, or at least she never connected it with me, because she didn’t seem concerned last night about your harboring a fugitive. She was too busy feeling betrayed.”