“That’s a wonderful blanket,” I told the young father. “I’ll give you fifty dollars for it.”
As I walked off, the blanket over my shoulder, I could hear the little girl asking why the man had taken their blanket. “The man got lucky,” her brother suggested. “Charles!” their mother cried. “Did you hear what he said? Where do they learn things like that?” “Where indeed?” Charles said, and I moved on out of hearing range.
Doll was where I’d left her. “A blanket,” she said as I hove into view. “Bernie, you’re a genius.”
And she rose and took my arm, and we went off to spread our blanket beneath the trees.
We left the park at Ninetieth Street and Fifth Avenue, quitting Norman Rockwell’s world for Norman Schwarzkopf’s (or maybe it was Norman Lear’s). I still had the baseball card encyclopedia in the Shakespeare & Co. shopping bag, and Doll had the articles of clothing she’d salvaged from Santangelo’s apartment, but we’d left the picnic blanket for whoever needed it next. If we were back in urban reality now, we yet retained a glow imparted by our bucolic idyll. It had us holding hands when we crossed streets, which was something we hadn’t done before our sojourn.
We stopped along the way at an Italian place on Second Avenue. They had half a dozen tables set up on the sidewalk, and we sat at one of them and drank coffee and split a sandwich of cheese and Parma ham on focaccia. Doll recommended it, as she’d picked the place. We were on her turf now, just a few blocks from her apartment.
She grabbed the check when it came. “No arguments,” she said. “You paid for the blanket.”
“The best fifty dollars I ever spent.”
“You’re a sweet man, Bernie.”
“You’re not so bad yourself.”
“I just wish…”
She let the thought trail off. “If wishes were horses,” I said, “burglars would ride. But they’re not and we don’t. This afternoon was a gift, Doll.”
“I know.”
Her building on Seventy-eighth turned out to be an Italianate brownstone closer to First than Second. At the stoop she said, “This is where I get off. Do you want to come up for a few minutes? The place is a mess, but I can stand it if you can.”
In the vestibule, I scanned the column of buzzers while she fumbled in her purse for her keys. The buzzer for 5-R said G Cooper on the little card. Doll started to fit her key in the lock, then asked me if I’d care to get out my tools and show off my skills.
“I don’t even need tools,” I said. “You could crack this thing with a popsicle stick.” I got a plastic calendar from my wallet, my annual gift from a man named Michael Godshaw who lives in hope that someday I’ll buy a life insurance policy from him. It’s a more flexible plastic than most credit cards. And if I wrecked it, so what?
I didn’t, though. I opened the door at least as quickly as Doll could have managed with the key. “No excuse for that,” I said. “The lock’s a decent one, but you really need a strip of steel attached here or a two-year-old could card his way in. Any locksmith can do it for you. Don’t even bother asking the landlord. Just hire somebody to do it.”
When you live in a fifth-floor walk-up you get used to the stairs. But I didn’t and I hadn’t, and it had been a long day. I didn’t quite pause for breath at the landings, but I thought about it.
Her own door was secured by three locks, one of them a Fox police lock. It looked safe enough, and neither of us was in a mood to test it. She unlocked all three locks and led me inside. There were two rooms, one of them an eat-in kitchen with a tin-topped table and two caned chairs, the other what the English call a bed-sitter, meaning, I suppose, that you can sit in it or go to bed in it, whatever your pleasure. I suppose you could do anything else you wanted there, too, including swing a cat, but just barely.
“Sit down,” she said. “I’ll make some coffee. Or would you rather have a glass of wine?”
I told her that sounded good. I was done burgling for the day, so why not? She came back from the kitchen with two glasses of something red and gave one of them to me. “Cheers,” I said. “I guess the elves dropped by earlier. I hope they got to my place.”
“What are you talking about?”
“You said your place was a mess. It looks to me as though elves came in and cleaned it.”
“Oh,” she said. “Well, this is as messy as it gets, actually. I tend to be neat.”
“I noticed that tendency earlier,” I said. “On West End Avenue.”
“I wanted to make a mess there,” she said. “I was mad at him for taking Marty’s cards.”
“You were even angrier by the time we got out of there.”
“I know. I still think we should have flushed the pills and the dope down the toilet.”
“Why not paint satanic slogans on the walls while we were at it? Why not set the bed on fire?”
“Gee, I didn’t even think of that,” she said.
She put on the TV and we sat side by side on the narrow bed and watched it. (Maybe that’s why they call it a bed-sitter. The bed’s there, and you sit on it.) We watched the tail end of 60 Minutes and switched to one of the PBS channels to watch a British miniseries based on a John Gardner espionage novel. The characters all wore moth-eaten cardigans and lived in bed-sitters, so you knew it was cultural.
It ended, finally, and she changed the channel. She went into the kitchen for more wine, even as a woman with one of those patented anchorwoman smiles was saying, “—identification of the nude corpse on the Upper West Side. Film at eleven.”
Doll came back with the wine and said, “What was that? Something about a nude corpse?”
“Headless Corpse in Topless Bar,” I said, quoting everybody’s favorite Post headline. “Film at eleven. What time is it, nine?” I looked at my watch. “Ten? Is it really ten o’clock?”
“That’s what I’ve got.”
“That was a two-hour program? I thought it was just a very long hour. Oh, hell.”
“What’s the matter?”
“I’m late. Hell.”
“Late for what?”
“I have to go to a poetry reading on the Lower East Side,” I said. “It starts at ten.”
“You’re not making that up,” she said. “No one would. Don’t forget your book.”
“Oh, right. Thanks.”
“You’re welcome. And Bernie? I had a nice time today.”
“Me too, Doll.”
She reached out a hand, gave mine a squeeze. Either of us could have said something. Neither of us did.
I left, and as I reached the fourth-floor landing I heard her door swing shut.
CHAPTER Fifteen
Once, briefly, there was a Second Avenue subway. Back in the seventies they dug up the street for miles. Then they ran out of money, so they left everything just long enough for most of the retailers to go out of business. Then they filled in all the tunnels they’d dug, and then they went home. By taxi.
Which is how I went downtown. A subway would have been quicker and cheaper, but then I’d have missed my chance to tell Hashmat Tuktee how to find Ludlow Street when I wasn’t all that certain myself. He was newly arrived from Tajikistan, was Hashmat Tuktee, and he grinned at everything as if he still couldn’t believe his good fortune. “I am Tajik,” he told me. “You probably think I am Uzbek.”
“Not in a million years.”
“You know my country?”
“I know it when I see it on a map. It’s the one that’s shaped like a rabbit.”
This may not have been the right thing to say, although it’s perfectly true. “We are a proud people,” he said, grinning furiously. “Very proud.” He stamped down on the accelerator and we flew for eight or ten blocks. Then we caught a light and he stamped down just as hard on the pedal. He swung around and grinned at me. “Tell me,” he said. “What is rabbit?”