God, he felt like heaving his guts out-how much of that swill had he ingested?
He leaned over the sink, closed his eyes and was hit by an attack of the dry heaves that left him weak and short of breath, needing to hold on to the sink for support.
Pure swill-he didn't want to think about what it was doing to his intestinal tract. And had the hash been anything other than hash? He recalled a night in Rio, Mardi Gras craziness. Weed laced with some kind of hallucinogen, he'd walked on rubber sidewalks for three days.
But she'd put away an entire bottle by herself, not even blinking.
Australians-they were bottomless pits when it came to booze and dope. Descended from criminals, probably something in the genes
He felt his heart pounding. Irregularly. Brushed aside heart-attack terror, closed the commode and sat down on the lid, having trouble getting a good deep breath. Trying not to think of tonight's disaster, but the more he tried, the more the memories forced themselves into his muddy consciousness.
The two of them lying side by side on the futon, his hand on her thigh-hefty, freckled thigh. Tossing back swill and smoking hash and tossing back more swill, his hand in her blouse, she, letting him, smiling goofy-eyed and saying cheers and burping and putting it away as if it were Perrier.
Everything going well, goddamned salvation after all those shitty days. Then she suddenly get the talkies-all she wants to do is jabber.
Off goes the blouse-big girl, big freckled tits to make a centerfold jealous, just like he'd imagined. Big brown nipples; she let him suck on them, play with her-we're heading home, Marko-but she kept right on talking.
Dope-talk. Fast and furious, with an undercurrent of hysteria that made him nervous, as if one wrong move and she'd be sobbing uncontrollably, screaming rape or something.
Crazy-talk. Sliding from one topic to the next without benefit of logical association.
Her ex-husband. Exotic birds. Her parents' taste in furniture. High school drinking parties. A cactus collection she'd had in kindergarten. Homesickness. An abortion in college. Her brother, the sheep shearer.
Then lots of weird stuff about sheep: shearing sheep.
Dipping sheep. Watching sheep fuck. Castrating sheep-not exactly the lexicon from which erotic alphabet soup sprang
What the hell was he talking about? Her craziness was catching.
His head felt ready to split open. After several attempts he finally got to his feet, lurched into the bedroom, and made for the Turkey bottle. The ice could wait.
The light was off. Funny, he thought he'd left it on.
The mind gone, memory cells blasted to hell-he was sure she'd put something in the hash. Or the rotgut.
The darkness better anyway. His eyeslids felt crammed with gravel, the darkness more soothing, just a little soft glow from the foyer highlighting outlines
He went for the Turkey on the nightstand, groped air.
It wasn't there.
Oh, shit, he'd put it somewhere else and forgotten about it. He was really blasted, had really done it this time. The stupid broad had poisoned him with her blackberry-peach-pear rotgut. Jerked him around and poisoned him.
And how he'd been jerked. She'd let him do anything, everything, allowing him into her pants, passive as a coma victim. Letting him spread her big freckled legs, accommodating him as he slipped in it like a finger in a greased glove. So accommodating he wondered if she felt it-was she used to something bigger? He moved to make her feel it, stroked her, used every trick she knew, but all she did was lie there staring at the ceiling and talking, as if he were doing it to someone else, she wasn't even a part of it, was in some talktalk twilight zone.
Putting up no resistance, but jabbering until he lost his hard-on, pulled out, stood up.
Jabbering, spread-eagled, even as he put his clothes on, grabbed the unopened Turkey bottle. He could still hear her jabbering as he closed the door to her apartment
He stumbled around the room, feeling for the Turkey.
Where the hell was the goddamned bottle?
Mind, gone; memory, gone. He stomped around the room, checking the floor, the bed, his dresser, the closet, feeling the panic starting to rise-
"Looking for this?" said someone.
His heart shot up into his chest, collided with the roof of his mouth. Unexpelled breath stagnated painfully in his chest.
Outline in the doorway, backlit by the foyer bulb. Some guy, hat, long coat. The light glinting off eyeglasses. The fuzz of a beard.
The guy came closer. Smiling. Grinning.
"What the hell-"
"Hi, I'm Dr. Terrific. What seems to be the problem?"
He could see teeth. A grin.
Too weird.
Oh, shit, Dr. Terrific: D.T. The D.T.'s.
A Delirium Tremens Demon. You always heard about it hitting some other guy, never thought it would happen to you. He remembered the warning of the Brazilian doctor with the soft, wet hands: Your liver, Mr. Wilbur. Easy on the daiquiris.
Off the sauce, he promised himself, first thing tomorrow morning. Three squares a day, more B vitamins
"Looking for this, Mark?" repeated the D.T. Demon, extending the Turkey bottle.
Definitely hallucinating.
Poisoned hash. Laced with something-LSD The demon in the hat grinned wider. Looking awfully goddamned real for a hallucination
Wilbur sat down on the edge of the bed, closed his eyes, rubbed them, opened them again, hoping to find himself alone.
He didn't.
"What the hell-"
The demon/man shook his head. "Talk respectfully, Mark."
Using his name, as if he knew him intimately, were part of him. Like one of those cartoons he'd watched as a kid. This is your conscience speaking, Mark.
He waved it away. "Up yours."
The demon reached into his coat, pulled out something long and shiny. Even in the dimness, Wilbur knew right away what it was.
Knife. Biggest goddamned knife he'd ever seen-blade had to be close to a foot long, maybe longer. Gleaming metal Made, pearl handle.
"Respectfully, Mark."
Wilbur stared at the knife glinting light. Cold and clean and cruel and real Could this be real? Oh, God-
"I've missed your stories about me, Mark. I feel as if you've abandoned me."
And then he knew.
"Listen," he forced out, "I wanted to. They wouldn't let me."
The man kept grinning, listening.
A hundred shrink interviews reeled through his head: Buy time, goddammit. Establish a bond. Empathy.
"Censorship-you know what it's like," he said. Forcing a smile-oh, Jesus, how it hurt to smile. That knife "I did several stories-you want to see them, I can show them to you-out in my desk in the living room." Slurring his words, sounding like a drunk. Be dearer!
"In the living room," he repeated. Front room, make a lunge for the door