The bench was unoccupied, but Hippolyte von Sasser and Tancroppollopp, the DA, were at a table across the aisle from where the defence had seated themselves.
Leaning over, Adams hissed: ‘I’m sorry I was late, Brodzinski, but, as you must appreciate, I’m in a, ah, potentially invidious position, given that I’ve to consider the interests of the, ah, plaintiff as well. I had to go to the hospital early this morning; there have been some, ah, unfortunate developments regarding Mr Lincoln.’
Adams stopped, and Tom, unbridled by whisky, neighed: ‘What developments?’
Adams shushed him as the door behind the bench swung open, and a beadle led in the judges.
Staring at the bizarre trio that came in, Tom was flummoxed by how the courtroom had gulled him. On entering, it had seemed so ordinary as to be banaclass="underline" the rows of plain tables, the railed-off public gallery, the stenographer and the clerks seated at a table below the bench. That the strip lighting seemed harsh and the carpet jaggedly patterned, he put down to the Seagram’s. This mental astigmatism perhaps also accounted for the way the escutcheon seemed to be leaning out from the wall above the bench at a precipitous angle.
However, as the native judge, his black body elaborately painted with white stripes, slipped behind the end of the thorny screen that bisected the chamber, Tom realized that he hadn’t even noticed this weird organic baffler.
Seeing Tom’s consternation, Adams whispered: ‘Karroo thorn: it’s freshly woven by Tayswengo in from the desert. As I explained, neither Mrs Lincoln nor any of her people may give evidence in open court.’
The beadle banged a gnarled staff on the floor and cried: ‘Rise!’
Tom stood and gawped at the two remaining judges: one Anglo, one Tugganarong. Their full-length robes were so bedecked with ribbons of various hues that they resembled raggedy dolls with human heads stuck on them.
There was an awkward pause while the beadle groped for a hidden switch. En masse, the court cleared its several throats. Then came a crackle of static, followed by a fanfare so faithlessly recorded that the trumpets sounded like kazoos. With one tuneless voice the entire company burst into song:
From shining sea to awesome desert,
From angry reef to bounteous mine,
This golden realm of unutterable promise,
It is thine, O Lord, it is thine. .
Tom had heard the anthem before — even parodied it for his kids. With its jaunty melody and studious doggerel, it had seemed to him the very essence of the gimcrack national character. Now he was taken aback by the conviction with which it was being belted out, and, when he looked to his right at Swai-Phillips, was amazed to see tears welling in his eyes. Tears that, as Tom watched, swelled and coursed down the lawyer’s cheeks.
The court groaned to a crescendo:
We give it to you, O Lord, our country,
We give. . it. . to. . you-ooo. .!
The tape hissed on for a bit, then cut out. ‘Sit!’ barked the beadle, and they all sat, except for the DA, who, without preamble, began reciting the charges against Tom. ‘That on the 26th of August this year, the defendant, Thomas Jefferson Brodzinski, at that time temporarily resident at the Mimosa Apartments on Dundas Boulevard, did wilfully, and with full cognizance of the likely effects of his malicious action, employ a projectile weapon with a toxic payload to assault Mr Reginald Lincoln the Third — hereinafter referred to as the victim — and that the victim, having been grievously injured, now appeals to this court — both through my own office and through his wife’s spiritual manager — for the three forms of justice provided for under the linked constitutional and Native Title provisions. To whit: punitive, retributive and corrective.
‘Before my esteemed colleague Mr Von Sasser presents the Eastern Provincial Government’s case against the defendant, I believe it would be in the court’s interest, your honours, for these jurisdictional complexities to be elucidated fully, lest confusion arise at a later stage in the proceedings.’
Belying his monumental and impassive features, the DA spoke with great vivacity. Clearly, he liked the booming of his own voice and was settling in for a protracted oration. Tom, stunned by hearing a flipped cigarette butt referred to as ‘a projectile weapon with a toxic payload’, had already lapsed into the confusion the DA foresaw.
Then he heard the Anglo judge, who said irritatedly: ‘Yes, yes, Mr Tancroppollopp, I think we’re all well enough aware of this. . this stuff. Let Von Sasser give us his opening remarks now.’
The judge was elderly and his demeanour mild — pale blue eyes peering over thick bifocals — yet he stopped the massive Tancroppollopp in his tracks. The DA sat down abruptly, and a ripple of amusement passed through the court. The loungers in the public gallery began chatting; the stenographer left off typing and took a swig of water from a plastic bottle.
Swai-Phillips whispered to Tom: ‘This is all fencing, Brodzinski. None of the DA’s case will be played out in a prelim’; the Intwennyfortee mob’s claim takes precedence. All the important action is behind the screen, right.’
The contrast between the sinuous organic curves of the screen and the scuffed wood panelling was total. At the front of the court, where the screen furled into a tube and kinked up to the bench, it was held in place by cables attached to hooks, which were screwed into the ceiling, the floor and even the bench itself.
Through chinks in the tightly woven, thorny sticks, Tom could see the makkata judge sitting cross-legged on his end of the bench, like a spider in a basketwork web. Elsewhere, behind the screen, dark shapes flitted, and there was constant guttural muttering. Tom tried to make out Atalaya Intwennyfortee’s lithe form among the others. He wondered, idly, why it was that he, who had been deemed astande, was none the less behaving as if he were inquivoo, altogether passive in the face of this monstrous inquisition.
Adams nudged him. ‘Brodzinski,’ he hissed. ‘What I meant to say before is that Mr Lincoln has—’ But once again he was precluded.
Von Sasser had risen; the public gallery fell silent; the stenographer raised her hands like a concert pianist.
‘Your honours, esteemed colleagues.’ He nodded to Tancroppollopp. ‘Citizens of Vance.’ He cast a prosecutorial eye at the defence table before continuing: ‘May I proceed by analogy?’
This blunt inquiry seized everyone’s attention. The Tugganarong judge, who had been absorbed in some scraps of paper he was rearranging on the bench in front of him, looked up at the Chief Prosecutor and said, ‘Why not?’
Von Sasser teased out two of the ribbons from his gown. He held these taut between the thumb and forefinger of each hand, while holding his long back erect.
‘I don’t need to tell anyone present — except, perhaps, for the defendant himself — the extent to which the introduction of alien elements has contaminated this once pure land.’
Even the native people behind the screen now ceased their muttering. Von Sasser twisted his beak into a smile, then resumed. ‘Whether those elements be people, their ways or even the species they bring with them, the results have been almost uniformly disastrous for both our indigenous people and their environment.
‘Now.’ Von Sasser turned fully to confront Tom, and bore down on him with his raptor’s stare. ‘Here we have a — a tourist — for want of any other appellation — who comes here in ignorance of both our civil and our customary laws. Who both indulges in a filthy alien habit, and who then employs the vile instruments of his addiction to assault — violently assault — an esteemed elder of our community.